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Interviewer: If money wasn't a problem what five things would you buy?
Jack: Second of all I would buy Macaulay Culkin and I'd cut his legs off so he would be short again
Alex: He can be human centipede
Jack: And I'd make him recreate the movie for me every single day
Alex: DANCE FOR ME MACAULAY!!
Jack: Then I would hire Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern
Alex: To chase him around?
Jack: To chase him around.

Interviewer: Oh so you like Katy Perry?
Alex: Ever since I was naked in cotton candy I've felt a real connection to her music.
Jack: See I ate some of the cotton candy not knowing it was Alex's butt cotton candy.
Alex: Mmmm, butt candy.

Jack: Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
Alex: Where are you going?!
Jack: We're not done yet!
Alex: Where are you guys going!?
Jack: What the fuck are you doing?!
Alex: Guys!
Jack: C'mon!
Alex: Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
Jack: Now we've got to wait for them.
Alex: We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
Alex: Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
Jack: Girls don't poop!
Alex: Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
Alex: Nope, nope. False alarm.
Jack: False alarm.
Alex: False alarm. Where are they?
Jack: Nope.
Alex: That's not them.
Jack: Unless they both turned into a guy?
Alex: They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
Jack: That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
Alex: They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
Jack: They're probably doing drugs.
Alex: I'm GOING to wait.
Jack: Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
Alex: Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
Jack: Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
Alex: I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
Rian gets up to go and get them.
Alex: What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
Jack: Don't tell them what we're doing
Alex: He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
Jack and Alex: YAY!!
Alex: Good job guys.
Jack: We waited for you!
Alex: How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
Jack: Are you on drugs?

JackAllTimeLow Jack Barakat
Alex loves jack is trending. You guys are silly. It's true though

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JackAllTimeLow Jack Barakat
@hollymadison I was gonna invite you but...

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Alex: If Jesus had a middle name it would be ''H'' and I would say: 'Jesus H. Christ, you guys look good tonight'. Fuck me, I just wanna get on top of you guys.
Jack: I wanna ride you 'till the sun comes up.
Alex: I wanna climb into bed with you and fucking snuggle for a while, and then we'll spoon and I'll feel you up.
Jack: I wanna roll you into a ball and shove you into my vagina.

happy b-day jack :3 ♥

JACKILLÄ ON SYNTTÄRIIIIIIT JEE!! happy bday bkat honey ♥♥♥


i love youuuuuuu.
jo 23 v, vanhus :--)

ps
AlexAllTimeLow Alexander William
Happy birthday to the one and only J.B.Star! @JackAllTimeLow Love you my man. Tomorrow we shall get wild.
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pps
"mee nukkuuu, aattelet mua nii saat unta, lasket ronjia" -ronja
ÄÄÄÄÄÄ MULLA ON IKÄVÄ ! tää on ihan perseestä.. haluun takas anniksee..no okok en ..mut haluun ne ihmiset tänne nyt heti tällä millimetrisekunnilla !