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Ja lisää tämmöstä paskaa :DPerjantai 26.12.2008 17:41

Laita ruksi jokaiseen jota sinulla on koneella. Yksikin biisi riittää.


HARD ROCK

[ ] Europe
[x] Disturbed
[ ] Shinedown
[ ] Seether
[x] Sevendust
[x] System of a Down
[ ] Flyleaf
[x] Staind
[x] Drowning Pool
[ ] Taproot
[x] Mudvayne
[ ] Audioslave
[ ] Trapt
[x] KoRn
[x] Three Days Grace
[x] Evans Blue
[x] Godsmack
TOTAL = 10

COUNTRY

[ ] Rascal Flatts
[ ] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Faith Hill
[ ] Hank Williams Jr.
[ ] Shania Twain
[ ] Johnny Cash
[ ] Willie Nelson
[ ] Merle Haggard
[ ] Hank Williams III
TOTAL = 0

PSYCHOBILLY

[ ] Nekromantix
[ ] Tiger Army
[ ] Horrorpops
[ ] The Cramps
[ ] Mad Sin
[ ] The Meteors
[ ] Reverend Horton Heat
[ ] Demented Are Go!
[ ] Batmobile
[ ] Guana Batz
[ ] The Gun Club
[ ] Klingonz
[ ] Hellbillys
[ ] The Phenomenauts
TOTAL = 0

POP

[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Madonna
[x] Avril Lavigne
[x] P!nk
[ ] The Veronicas
[x] Daniel Powter
[x] James Blunt
[ ] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera
TOTAL = 6

INDIE-ROCK / ALTERNATIVE

[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[x] Fightstar
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit The Lights
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[ ] Dear Whoever
[x] Funeral for a Friend
[ ] Silverstein
[x] The Used
[ ] The Spill Canvas
TOTAL = 3

ORIGINAL EMO

[ ] Circle Takes the Square
[ ] Dag Nasty
[ ] Rites of Spring
[ ] Moss Icon
[ ] Orchid
[ ] Saetia
[ ] Comadre
[ ] Indian Summer
[ ] Joshua Fit for Battle
[ ] Texas Is the Reason
[ ] Sunny Day Real Estate
[ ] Hot Cross
[ ] Mineral
[ ] Yaphet Kotto
[ ] Funeral Diner
TOTAL = 0

AMBIENT

[ ] Brian Eno
[ ] Labradford
[ ] Global Communication
[ ] Harold Budd
[ ] Lustmord
[ ] Solaris
[ ] Steve Roach
[ ] Vir Unis
[ ] Gas
[ ] Tangerine Dream
[ ] Delerium
[ ] Stars of the Lid
[ ] Steve Reich
[ ] Fennesz
TOTAL = 0

CHILLOUT

[ ] AIR
[ ] Zero 7
[ ] Thievery Corporation
[x] Massive Attack
[ ] Röyksopp
[ ] Portishead
[ ] Boards of Canada
[ ] Sneaker Pimps
[ ] Frou Frou
[ ] Imogen Heap
[ ] Mandalay
[ ] Carbon Based Lifeforms
TOTAL = 1

INDIE

[ ] The Hush Sound
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[x] The Killers
[ ] Elliott Smith
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Belle and Sebastian
[ ] The Postal Service
[ ] Bright Eyes
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[x] Modest Mouse
[ ] Cursive
[ ] The Arcade Fire
[ ] The Shins
[ ] The Decemberists
[ ] Sufjan Stevens
[ ] Neutral Milk Hotel
[ ] Iron & Wine
[ ] Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
[x] Bloc Party
[ ] Minus the Bear
TOTAL = 5

BLACK METAL

[ ] Amon Amarth
[ ] Dimmu Borgir
[ ] Carcass
[ ] Emperor
[ ] Carpathian Forest
[ ] Arcturus
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Burzum
[ ] Therion
[ ] Mayhem
[ ] Necrophagist
[ ] Darkthrone
[ ] Celtic Frost
[ ] Gorgoroth
[ ] Satyricon
[ ] Finntroll
[ ] Anaal Nathrakh
[ ] Testament
[ ] Atheist
[ ] Bathory
Total = 1

DEATH/THRASH METAL

[ ] At the Gates
[ ] Opeth
[ ] Death
[ ] Slayer
[x] Metallica
[ ] Megadeth
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Nile
[ ] Sepultura
[ ] Strapping Young Lad
[ ] Dew-Scented
[ ] Morbid Angel
[ ] Bloodbath
[ ] Deicide
[ ] The Haunted
[ ] Meshuggah
[ ] The Dillinger Escape Plan
[ ] Ion Dissonance
[ ] Pantera
[ ] Entombed
[ ] Kreator
[ ] Exodus
[ ] Vio-Lence
TOTAL = 2

METALCORE

[x] As I Lay Dying
[x] Atreyu
[ ] Lamb of God
[x] Killswitch Engage
[ ] Unearth
[ ] Throwdown
[ ] Becoming the Archetype
[ ] Between the Buried and Me
[ ] Norma Jean
[ ] ZAO
[ ] Converge
[ ] Botch
[x] Bullet For My Valentine
[ ] Still Remains
[ ] Bleeding Through
[x] Trivium
TOTAL = 5

HARDCORE

[ ] xLooking Forwardx
[ ] Sick of It All
[ ] Madball
[ ] Agnostic Front
[ ] Gorilla Biscuits
[ ] Good Clean Fun
[ ] Donnybrook!
[ ] Champion
[ ] Casey Jones
[ ] Black My Heart
[ ] Hoods
[ ] Minor Threat
[ ] Death Before Dishonor
[ ] The Warriors
[ ] xBishopx
[ ] Too Pure To Die
[ ] Sinking Ships
TOTAL = 0

POST HARDCORE

[ ] Thursday
[ ] At the Drive-In
[ ] The Blood Brothers
[ ] Alexisonfire
[ ] The Fall of Troy
[ ] Glassjaw
[ ] Chiodos
[ ] mewithoutYou
[ ] Drive Like Jehu
[ ] Sparta
[x] Underoath
[ ] Snot
[ ] Bear vs. Shark
[ ] These Arms Are Snakes
[x] Coheed and Cambria
[ ] The Receiving End of Sirens
[ ] He Is Legend
[ ] Scary Kids Scaring Kids
TOTAL = 2

GRINDCORE

[ ] Napalm Death
[ ] Nasum
[ ] Pig Destroyer
[ ] Cattle Decapitation
[ ] Agoraphobic Nosebleed
[ ] Cephalic Carnage
[ ] Anal Cunt
[ ] Fuck...I'm Dead
[ ] Ed Gein
[ ] The Number Twelve Looks Like You
[ ] Discordance Axis
[ ] Aborted
[ ] Assück
[ ] Genghis Tron
[ ] Cryptopsy
[ ] Dying Fetus
[ ] The Locust
TOTAL = 0

DOOM/SLUDGE/EXPERIMENTAL

[ ] Swallow The Sun
[ ] Neurosis
[ ] Sunn
[ ] Oxbow
[ ] Red Sparowes
[ ] Swans
[ ] Pelican
[ ] Isis
[ ] Jesu
[ ] Zeni Geva
[ ] Cult of Luna
[ ] Today Is the Day
[x] Godspeed You! Black Emperor
[ ] Crash Worship
[ ] Explosions in the Sky
[ ] Grails
[ ] Culper Ring
[ ] Tribes of Neurot
[ ] Ayreon
TOTAL = 1

FINNISH METAL

[x] Mokoma
[ ] Diablo
[x] Children Of Bodom
[ ] Rytmihäiriö
[x] Nightwish
[x] HIM
[ ] Kotiteollisuus
[x] Apocalyptica
[ ] Sonata Arctica
[x] Sentenced
[ ] The 69 Eyes
[x] Lordi
[ ] Amorphis
[x] Stam1na
[ ] Turisas
[ ] Ensiferum
[x] Teräsbetoni
[ ] Norther
TOTAL = 9

POWERPOP

[ ] hellogoodbye
[x] The All-American Rejects
[ ] Fountains of Wayne
[ ] Head Automatica
[x] Weezer
[x] PANIC! at the disco
[ ] Jellyfish
[ ] Teenage Fanclub
[ ] The Lashes
[ ] The Lost Patrol Band
[ ] The Click Five
[ ] Cute is What We Aim For
[ ] Wilco
[ ] The Exploding Hearts
Total = 3

PUNK

[ ] Rancid
[ ] NOFX
[ ] Bad Religion
[ ] Misfits
[ ] Anti-Flag
[ ] Sex Pistols
[ ] Alkaline Trio
[ ] Dropkick Murphys
[x] Pennywise
[ ] Millencolin
[ ] Operation Ivy
[ ] Descendents
[ ] Dead Kennedys
[x] AFI
TOTAL = 2

POP PUNK

[x] blink-182
[x] Green Day
[x] New Found Glory
[x] Good Charlotte
[ ] Relient K
[x] Sum 41
[ ] The Ataris
[ ] The Starting Line
[x] Simple Plan
[x] The Offspring
[ ] Lagwagon
[ ] Box Car Racer
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
TOTAL = 7

STREET PUNK

[ ] The Unseen
[ ] The Casualties
[ ] GBH
[ ] The Varukers
[ ] Cock Sparrer
[ ] The Virus
[ ] The Exploited
[ ] Sham 69
[ ] Tilly and the Wall
[ ] Lower Class Brats
[ ] Clit 45
[ ] U.S. Bombs
[ ] Leftöver Crack
[ ] Subhumans
[ ] Anti-Nowhere League
TOTAL = 0

CRUST PUNK

[ ] Amebix
[ ] Aus-Rotten
[ ] His Hero Is Gone
[ ] Nausea
[ ] Crass
[ ] From Ashes Rise
[ ] Skitsystem
[ ] Rudimentary Peni
[ ] Extreme Noise Terror
[ ] Tragedy
[ ] Wolf Parade
[ ] Anti-Product
[ ] Behind Enemy Lines
TOTAL = 0

RAP

[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[x] Bubba Sparxxx
[ ] Paul Wall
[x] Jay-Z
[x] Nas
[x] DMX
[x] Ice Cube
[x] 2Pac
[x] Cypress Hill
[x] Ludacris
[ ] Lil jon
[x] Eminem
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West
[ ] Bow Wow
[x] Wu-Tang Clan
TOTAL = 12

HIP-HOP

[ ] Dilated Peoples
[x] Mos Def
[ ] Atmosphere
[ ] Sage Francis
[ ] Talib Kweli
[ ] Aesop Rock
[ ] Blackalicious
[ ] Souls of Mischief
[ ] MF DOOM
[ ] Jurassic 5
[x] Jedi Mind Tricks
[ ] Common
[ ] Gang Starr
[ ] A Tribe Called Quest
[ ] Ghostface
[ ] Pete Rock
[ ] De La Soul
[ ] Necro
[ ] Immortal Technique
[ ] Ill Bill
[x] Gym Class Heroes
TOTAL = 3

SKA

[ ] Streetlight Manifesto
[ ] The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
[ ] Big D and the Kids Table
[ ] The Toasters
[x] Goldfinger
[ ] The Aquabats
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] Fortunado
[ ] Skankin' Pickle
[ ] Madness
[ ] The Skatalites
[ ] Voodoo Glowskulls
[ ] Five Iron Frenzy
[ ] Tip the Van
[ ] Stealing From Peter
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Catch 22
TOTAL = 1

CLASSIC ROCK

[x)The Doors
[ ] The Beatles
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x] The Crash
[ ] The Who
[ ] Aerosmith
[ ] Black Sabbath
[ ] Dio
[ ] The Kinks
[ ] Kiss
[ ] Ramones
[ ] Pink Floyd
[x] Led Zeppelin
[ ] Heart
[x]Guns N' Roses
[ ] Jimi Hendrix
[ ] Bob Dylan
[ ] Deep Purple
TOTAL = 5

90's ALTERNATIVE

[ ] Sublime
[ ] CAKE
[ ] Spin Doctors
[x] The Smashing Pumpkins
[ ] Gin Blossoms
[ ] Alice in Chains
[ ] Soundgarden
[ ] Toad the Wet Sprocket
[ ] 311
[ ] Live
[ ] Bush
[ ] Third Eye Blind
[ ] Goo Goo Dolls
[ ] Barenaked Ladies
[ ] Counting Crows
[x] No Doubt
[x] Nirvana
TOTAL= 3

GENRE-BENDING/PROGRESSIVE

[ ] Mr. Bungle
[ ] Estradasphere
[ ] Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
[ ] Tub Ring
[x] Mindless Self Indulgence
[ ] Secret Chiefs 3
[ ] The Deserts Of Träun
[ ] Idiot Flesh
[ ] Kuolleet Intiaanit
[ ] Alamaailman Vasarat
[ ] Kuha.
[ ] The Mars Volta
[ ] Devin Townsend / The Devin Townsend Band
[ ] Porcupine Tree
[ ] Fantômas
[x] Radiohead
[ ] Skeleton Key
TOTAL = 2

INDUSTRIAL

[ ] KMFDM
[ ]Ministery
[x] Nine Inch Nails
[ ] Laibach
[ ] Einstürzende Neubauten
[ ] Skinny Puppy
[ ] Front Line Assembly
[ ] VNV Nation
[ ] Crossbreed
[ ] :wumpscut:
[ ] Throbbing Gristle
[ ] Hocico
[ ] Assemblage 23
[ ] Front 242
[ ] Funker Vogt
[ ] Psyclon Nine
[ ] Suicide Commando
[ ] Grendel
[ ] Nitzer Ebb
[ ] Haujobb
[ ] The Birthday Massacre
[ ] Mortiis
TOTAL = 1

ELECTROCLASH

[ ] Ladytron
[ ] Fischerspooner
[ ] Peaches
[ ] ADULT.
[ ] Freezepop
[x] Daft Punk
[ ] Goldfrapp
[ ] Shiny Toy Guns
[ ] Clear Static
[ ] The Faint
[ ] The Knife
[ ] She Wants Revenge
[ ] Chicks on Speed
[ ] LCD Soundsystem
[ ] Dirty Sanchez
[ ] Le Tigre
TOTAL = 1

ELECTRONICA

[x] The Chemical Brothers
[x] The Prodigy
[ ] Moby
[x] The Crystal Method
[x] Aphex Twin
[ ] Basement Jaxx
[ ] Juno Reactor
[ ] Amon Tobin
[ ] Orbital
[x] Paul Oakenfold
[ ] UNKLE
[ ] Tricky
[x] Benny Benassi
[ ] Photek
[ ] Roni Size
[ ] LTJ Bukem
[ ] Boom Bip
TOTAL = 6

Hah :DKeskiviikko 03.09.2008 14:21

Kuusi elämän faktaa!

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Sinä joka luit tämän, jos et kopioi tätä omaan päiväkirjaasi niin kuolet ensi viikon torstaina 20:06.

Ei oo omaa tekstiä ^_^Tiistai 01.07.2008 15:57

"Poika ajaa lujaa moottoripyörällä 180 km/h
Tyttö:Hidasta,mua pelottaa
Poika:Enkä,tää on hauskaa
Tyttö:Eikä ole.Oo kiltti,tää on liian pelottavaa
Poika:Sano mulle sitten,että sä rakastat mua
Tyttö:Hyvä on,mä rakastan sua.Jarruta!
Poika:Ja nyt halaa mua OIKEIN kovaa
*tyttö halaa poikaa*
Poika:Ota mun kypärä ja laita se päähäs

Sanomalehdessä seuraavana päivänä:
"Moottoripyörä törmäsi rakennusta vasten jarrujen vian seurauksena.Samalla hetkellä kyydissä oli kaksi henkilöä ja vain yksi jäi eloon."
Totta puhuen,matkan puoli välissä,poika huomasi jarrujen olevan rikki,mutta ei halunnut tytön tietävän asiasta.Sen sijaan hän pyysi tyttöä sanomaan että tämä rakastaa häntä ja halaamaan tätä viimeistä kertaa.Lisäksi hän käski tytön laittavan kypärän päähän,jotta tyttö jäisi eloon vaikka tämä merkitsi pojalle kuolemaa.

Jos sinäkin rakastat jotakuta yhtä paljon - kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi"


Analysoidaanpa tätä nyt hetki. Ensinnäki ko päristelet pyörällä 180 km/h niin siinä ei palijoa kommunikoida. Vaikka tyypeillä olis ollu radioyhteys toisiinsa niin sen toisen puheesta ei saa vittuakaan selevää ko sillä ei oo kypärää. Morsettamallakohan ne tuon keskustelun kävi? Helevetinmoinen keskittysmiskyky poijalla, pisteet siitä. Ja miten helevetissä se poika oikein meinas tunnistaa OIKEIN kovan halauksen normaalista kiinnipitämisestä? 180 kmh lasissa pidetään perkele kiinni eikä meinata, vai hiuksistako se tyttö ensin kiinni piti? Moisesta vauhista kypärän vaihtaminen on kans melekonen stuntti, kumpasenkin pitää olla meleko riskejä kavereja, ja meleko (erittäin) tyhymiä myös ko yleensäkin lähti toinen kyyttiin iliman kypärää?? Jarrujen räjähtäminen muka syynä kypärän vaihtoon, ikinä kuullu moottorijarrusta? Ilimanvastuski on tuossa vauhissa jo niin kova ettei tartte kun vähän nousta siitä tankin päältä niin jo alkaa maisemista saaha jotain selevääkin. Ja mitä helevettiä, kyytissä iliman kypärää? Todennäkösesti tyypin pärrä meni mettään siitä syystä kun joku sittiäinen lensi silimään, ja tuossa vauhissa varmasti uppos se sittiäinen ja syvälle. Ja haluaisinpa tutustua siihen Teräsmiehen tyttäreen joka henkensä piti tuosta tällistä, 180 kmh vauhista seinään se on aivan yks lysti onko sulla kypärää ollenkaan vai kaks kypärää, vai kolome.. Tosin tarina ei tunnu mainittevan jäikö hempukka loppuelämäkseen kasviksi. Miksiköhän? Vuojen Tyhymä Paskiainen-kiertopalakinto jaetaan tänä vuonna hiukan etukäteen, ja tuon poikasen hautahan se on osotteena. Asetellaan se siihen kiven päälle kivasti. Jos jaksavat sen ruumiin rapsutella sieltä seinästä irti. Oppiipahan ottamaan huippuja jarruttomalla pärrällä.

Jos sinunkaan mielestä koko paskassa ei oo realismin häivääkään - kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi! Kuka helevetti näitä oikein tekee??



ROCK
[x] Blink-182
[x] Red Hot Chili Peppers
[x] Nirvana
[x] Foo Fighters
[ ] Queens of the stone Age
[ ] Audioslave
[x] Nickelback!
[x] Puddle Of Mud
Total: 6

CLASSIC ROCK
[x] Led Zeppelin
[ ] Pink Floyd
[ ] Jimi Hendrix
[ ] Aerosmith
[ ] Queen
[ ] The Rolling Stones
[ ] The Who
[ ] T-Rex
Total: 1

POP
[x] Britney Spears
[ ] Christina Aguilera
[x] Justin Timberlake
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Simple Plan
[ ] Backstreet Boys
[ ] Rachel Stevens
[ ] Will Young
Total: 4

HIP HOP/RnB
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Fat Joe
[x] Kanye West
[x] Eminem
[ ] Mary j Blige
[x] Snoop Dogg
[x] 2pac
[x] D12
Total: 7

METAL
[ ] AC/DC
[x] Guns n Roses
[ ] Motley Crue
[ ] KISS
[ ] Iron Maiden
[x] Metallica
[ ] Motorhead
[ ] Black Sabbath
Total: 2

HEAVY METAL
[ ] DragonForce
[x] KoRn
[ ] Judas Priest
[x] Deftones
[ ] Fear Factory
[ ] Cathedral
[ ] Dragonhammer
[x] Rage Against The Machine
Total: 3

DEATH METAL
[ ] Chimaira
[x] Soulfly
[x] Hatebreed
[x] Children Of Bodom
[ ] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Arch Enemy
[ ] Morbid Angel
[x] In Flames
[x] Cradle of filth
Total: 5

GOTHIC METAL
[ ] Epica
[ ] Paradise Lost
[ ] Nightwish
[x] Lacuna Coil
[ ] After Forever
[ ] Xandria
[ ] Within Temptation
[ ] Charon
Total: 1

PUNK
[ ] Sex Pistols
[ ] The Clash
[ ] Misfits
[ ] Towers Of London
[ ] Rancid
[x] Pennywise
[ ] The Dead Kennedys
[ ] The Ramones
Total: 1

INDIE
[x] Arctic Monkeys
[x] The Killers
[ ] Blur
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Razorlight
[ ] The Kooks
[ ] The Strokes
[ ] The Libertines
Total: 3

Alternative
[x] Muse
[x] Radiohead
[ ] Skunk Anansie
[x] Placebo
[x] Massive Attack
[ ] The Darkness
[ ] Portishead
[ ] The Shroud
Total: 4

EMO
[x] Fall Out Boy
[x] My Chemical Romance
[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Funeral For A Friend
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[x] Atreyu
[x] Lostprophets
[x] Panic! At The Disco
Total: 5

J-ROCK/POP
[ ] An Cafe
[ ] Alice Nine
[ ] D`espairsray
[ ] Ayumi Hamasaki
[ ] Nana Kitade
[ ] Moi Dix Mois
[ ] Dir en grey
Total: 0

Melko tosi ^_^Maanantai 28.04.2008 11:35

Miehen ja naisen suihkurituaalit!

NÄIN NAINEN KÄY SUIHKUSSA:

1. Riisuu vaatteet ja laittaa ne pyykkikoriin, jaoteluna
valko-ja kirjopyykkiin.

2. Pukee päällensä kylpytakin ja menee kylpyhuoneseen. Matkalla hän kohtaa poikaystävänsä, kiristää vähän kylpytakkia ja puolijuoksee loput matkasta.

3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja tarkistelee itseään
tarkasti. Rentouttaa vatsaansa ja valittaa, kun hänestä on tullut niin lihava.

4. Menee suihkuun, ottaa esille kasvojen, käsien, jalkojen ja selän pesusienet!

5. Pesee hiukset erikoisshampoolla, joka sisältää avokaadoa, hunajaa ja 42 vitamiinia!

6. Pesee hiukset uudestaan samalla shampoolla!

7. Käyttää erikoishoitoainetta, joka sisältää avokaadoa ja hunajaa, antaa sen vaikuttaa 15 min.

8. Pesee kasvojaan tarkasti 10 min, silkinpehmeällä ja perkeleen kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää omenoita. Sen jälkeen kasvoilla on sama väri kuin keitetyillä ravuilla.

9. Pesee kehon toisella yhtä kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää pähkinöitä ja viinimarjoja.

10. Tämän jälkeen hän huuhtelee hoitoaineen pois - tämä kestää 10 min. Hänhän haluaa vain olla varma, että kaikki hoitoaine on poissa, muuten hiuksista tulee raskaita ja litteitä.

11. Ajaa kainalo- ja säärikarvat.

12. Kirkuu, kun poikaystävä leikillään sammuttaa valot.

13. Sammuttaa suihkun.

14. Ravistaa kaiken veden pois päältään suihkussa.

15. Astuu suihkusta ulos Aasian kokoisessa pyyhkeessä kuivattaakseen vartalonsa.

16. Käärii hiukset turbaanille superimutehoiseen pyyhkeeseen.

17. Menee takaisin makuhuoneeseen edellä mainitussa kylpytakissa.

18. Kohtaa poikaystävänsä matkalla, kiristää kylpytakkia lisää ja juoksee huoneeseen. Käyttää tunnin pukemiseen.

NÄIN MIES KÄY SUIHKUSSA:

1. Riisuu vaatteet, kun hän istuu sängyllä, levittää vaatteensa ympäri lattiaa.

2. Kävelee alastomana kylpyhuoneseen. Matkalla kohtaa tyttöystävänsä, ylpeänä näyttää munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.

3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja vetää mahansa sisään. Tarkistaa munansa koon, rapsuttaa pallejaan ja sen jälkeen haistelee käsiään.

4. Menee suihkuun vihellellen.

5. Ei etsi pesusientä, koska hän ei moista käytä.

6. Pesee kasvot lähikaupasta ostamallaan saippualla.

7. Pieraisee ja repeää nauruun, koska kylpyhuoneessa on hauska kaiku.

8. Rauhoittuu, mutta repeää kohta taas nauruun kun tuoksu savuttaa hajuaistin.

9. Pesee sukukalleudet ja ympärillä olevan alueen.

10. Pesee perseen saippualla ja jättää karvoja saippuaan.

11. Pesee hiukset jollain shampoolla eikä käytä hoitoainetta.

12. Tekee typerän kampauksen.

13. Ihailee uutta hiusmuotiaan peilistä

14. Kusee tyytyväisenä suihkun lattiakaivoon.

15. Huuhtelee shamppoon ja saippuan ja astuu heti pois suihkusta, mutta ei huomaa, että oli jättänyt vetämättä suihkuverhoa eteen kun meni suihkuun. Joten nyt koko kylpyhuone, vessapaperia myöten, on läpimärkä.

16. Kuivattaa itseään nopeasti ja kevyesti.

17. Katsoo taas peiliin ja jäykistää lihaksensa ja tarkistaa munansa koon.

18. Unohtaa sammuttaa valon jälkeensä.

19. Menee takaisin makuuhuoneeseen pieni pyyheliina ympärillään. Kohtaa tyttöystävänsä matkalla, repii heti pyyhkeen pois ja näyttää ylpeänä munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.

20. Heittää märän pyyhkeen sängylle ja antaa sen olla, pukee päällensä 2:ssa minuutissa.

Huhhuh... Heleppo ku mikä.Tiistai 01.04.2008 00:15

Löydätkö C -kirjaimen ?

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Uudestaan!!! Tiivitaavi...Sunnuntai 09.03.2008 16:44



yks kerrallaa shuffle kirjastost ja eteepäi

Alkumusiikki: Trivium - Falling To Grey
Herääminen: In Flames - The New World
Rakastuminen: Korn - Lies
Taistelu: System Of A Down - Thetawaves
Riitaantuminen: Godsmack - Forgive Me
Sovinto: Level - What Free Is
Salainen rakkaus: Stam1na - Vapaa maa
Elämä on okei: Korn - Falling Away From Me
Pettymys: Linkin Park - Don't Stay
Ajaminen: Celldweller - Switchback (instrumental)
Muistot: Disturbed - Shout
Iloinen tanssi: Killswitch Engage - Vide Infra
Unohtaminen: Marilyn Manson - Rock Is Dead
Pitkä yö yksin: The Used - Buried Myself Alive
Viimeinen taistelu:
Kuolemakohtaus: Korn - Hating
Lopputekstit: Nine Inch Nails - Dead Souls

^_^Perjantai 21.09.2007 16:52

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Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

-----Torstai 20.09.2007 11:53

Tänään se maksa räjähtäää!!!!! ^_^

~~~~~~~~~~Torstai 20.09.2007 00:53

HUOMENNA RÄJÄHTÄÄÄ!!!!!!!!!