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noni kaaduin nyt sit

ps. ei ollu muuten mun syy

pps. se mursu voi mädäntyä helvetissä

1. Avaa Google.
2. Mene kuvahakuun ja kirjoita nimesi siihen.
3. Ota kolmas kuva, lisää se tähän.

** On a SearsÂ’s hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee thatÂ’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)

** On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

** On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be.. how??)

** On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!!)

** On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head (!!!)

** On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on the bottom of the box) -- Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

** On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure???)

** On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time???)

** On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we just kept
those 5 year olds off those forklifts!)

** On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness
(One would hope!)

**On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)

** On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only.
(As supposed to outer space or underground.)

** On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Hmmm, now IÂ’m curious)

** On SainsburyÂ’s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(no comment)

** On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instruction: open packet, eat nuts.
(what is going on here?)

** On a _Swedish_ chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!
(as if you try to stop *anything* with your genitals
—clearly my favorite on the list)

** On a childÂ’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly,
(Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

13.04.2009 00:11 <labu> hyi vittu
13.04.2009 00:11 <labu> ruma oot

lappiin med skob x3 ft. mopoauto

it is gonna be SO great.

vittu joku saatanan runkkarihomopaska pölli multa kympin tänää.
sit kun saan tietää kuka sen otti, ni taitan niiden niskat, multa ei varasteta.

oh and trust me, i will find out, one way or the other.

oh shit im grounded

there are only two kinds of fights between friends;
the ones that bring you closer and the ones that end the friendship

LAIVAAAAAAAAA<3
+nika
+laura

heips oon nyt portugalis ja tääl paistaa aurinko ja on +20 astetta ja hotelliin vyöryy mun tätä kirjottaessa kymmenii hyvännäkösii portugalilasii futareit nam <3 oltiin tänää euroopan suurimmal outlet mallilla ja sain uudet verkkarit ja roxyn takin. Sit ostin laralle eilen pinkit converset ku ne on ni halpoi tääl. Lissabonin keskusta on just ihana, vähän kaikkee tullu ostettuu :P jos mennää viel takas ni ostan yhen wescin hupparin ku oli just halpa. no mut hei mitä teille kuuluu sinne, mites on hiihtari menny teil? pyydän sit anteeks mahollisista typoista, mut kuten osa tietääkin, ipodil on vaikee kirjottaa :D keskiviikkona back koulus jea!