So lets make a toast and kiss them goodbye
    12.07.2009 15:15 <vilmis> tällä sä saat naista

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    My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
    Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,
    Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
    She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
    My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
    I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,
    Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
    So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
    Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
    So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd,
    I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
    And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
    But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
    And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
    Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
    You know what I really want in a girl? Me,