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Batman is continuously defeating his enemies, and then setting them free, which keeps him employed.

Batman likes Wild Turkey, but - brother! - Wild Turkey doesn't like Batman.

Batman's favourite film is Bram Stoker's Count Chocula.

When Batman's Batmobile moves at 88 miles per hour it TRAVELS THROUGH TIME!!!!

Batman will call you Betty if you call him Al.

Batman probably exists.

Batman trained all his life to be the best at everything, including break dancing and sexual activities that involve Elvis impersonators.

Batman has more money than you do.

Batman can breathe in outer space.

Batman takes off the mask in his spare time and sings under the pseudonym Bruce Dickinson.

Batman is not, and never has been, filled with creamy nougat. Marzipan maybe, but not nougat.

You are not Batman.

BATMAN ISN'T GAY, DAMMIT! ...he was just in an experimental phase...

Everything Batman owns starts with bat.

A favorite of 16 year old girls, goths, 13 year old boys and Internet tough guys, Linkin Park specializes in angst-ridden music about gay shit like depression, self injury, suicide, being ignored, being misunderstood, being fucked over, being screwed over, being bummed over and generally the individual suffering in an uncaring, cruel and ridiculing society.
The typical Linkin Park fan can be recognised by their artistically draped baggy clothes and sulky, depressed expression. However the latter observation goes for anything related to the angsty-teen movement.
Chester Bennington, a.k.a "Chester the Molester", is the lead singer. He's known for screaming, being a rat-boy, homosexuality, and his tattoos. In recent years, Bennington's marriage failed primarily due to his extensive collection of gay porn.

1.They wrote the book on getting drunk, getting on a boat and pillaging a country or two. France and England benefited extremely well from the pillaging and general invasion by the Vikings.

2.The Vikings are known for their kinky hat choices and forgetting they made it to the Americas first. Some of them still haven't remembered getting all the way to Australia. True masters of driving drunk.

3.Do not attempt to engage a fan of Viking Metal in conversation. Björn will rape your soul with his superior musical taste and steal your woman with his fertile loins

4.It is known that if a man has anal sex with another man, it is not gay if he does it like a viking.

5.Viking inventions: Beserker training, longboats, kinky helmets, Iceland and/or Greenland, Manowar.