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umbrellaLauantai 24.01.2009 13:22

(stomach, stomach)
Pigs and chickens
(stomach, stomach)
Beware
(of the stomach, stomach)
You are the appetizers
(stomach)
Run
There's no gravy
Dry foie gras balls
(ee ee ee ee ee)
Bring in the BBQ sticks
Ducks and pigs
Chicken risotto
Good nutrition
(ee ee)
Eat those pancake mountains
(baa baa)
And all the potato peelings
Gabbage casserole
Many cubes
Five bananas
Gorilla's kids
Meat pastries
And sister's liverwurst

When it rains
And Pekka Pouta* is on vacation
Then you have a lot of worries
If you don't have an umbrella
I don't have a problem
If I didn't have a bitch as annoyance
Things are always getting worse
You see, I fell in love with a heavy girl

There's no use of an umbrella
When bitch weighs five hundred kilos
You don't care about your shapes at all
So, I locked you up in a barn
Other girls exercise and pump iron
Only you ate the two cows in the barn
There's no comparison for your area
There's no room for you under my umbrella (alla alla aa aa aa)
There's no room under umbrella (ella ella aa aa aa)
There's no room under umbrella (ella alla aa aa aa)
There's no room under umbrella (ella ella aa aa aa aa a a aa)

It's funny
How much stomach you have
Your stomach might still stretch
When you tucked in three menus again
I can't after-meal-naps with you
You see, beds aren't big enough
There's nothing else to engage in with you
Except maybe sumo wrestling

If you still grow bigger
Not even a big taxi will be enough for you
You have jerked so many hot dogs
That you can't even find a fitting rain coat
For breakfast, you like to eat fawn of moose
You're just an enormous pile of fat
Your ass is as big as a gas cooker
You can't dry yourself under an umbrella (ella ella ee ee ee)
dry under an umbrella (ella ella ee ee ee)
dry under an umbrella (ella ella ee ee ee)
dry under an umbrella (ella ella ee ee ee ee e e ee)

When you kicked out of your mom
You ate the umbilical cord
You eat sausage
Oxeye daisy as Kyytipoika
On bread you put walrus
And fried elephant (aa haa)

They wrote in the magazine, on the "wanted" column
That we'd like to buy an umbrella for a bit fatter
But if we can't find one
We have to turn to the loose covers of the leather couch
You get your stomach on bulges
That I can come under your stomach to hold the rain
Finally I can take advantage of my woman's big size
I can leave my umbrella on the rack

You don't have to get dry under an umbrella anymore (ella ella ee ee ee)
Get dry under an umbrella (ella ella ee ee)
You don't have to shiver under an umbrella anymore (ellä ellä ee ee ee ee)

It's raining, water
Mudwater, water
From Esther's ass
From ass
It's raining, water
Mudwater, water
From Esther's ass
From ass

Rihanna, Rihanna
Have to put the pancake in the oven
From ass, from ass

Get dry under the umbrella (Ella ella ee ee e e ee e e )

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