IRC-Galleria

There were these two boys, one 8 and the other 10. They were holy terrors and were about to drive their poor mother crazy. They lived in a small town and if anything went on you could be assured the two were involved in it. Their mother had heard about a new preacher in town that had a reputation of being able to straighten out mischievous boys. She cave him a call and ask if he would talk to the two. He agreed to but he wanted to see them separately.
The next morning she dropped the 8 year old off at the church and he went into the preachers office. The preacher looked him dead in the eye and ask,"where is God?" The boy didn't know what to say and stood there in silence. Once again the pastor ask, "where is God?" The boy still stood in silence. For a third time, in a very loud voice, the pastor asked, " where is God?" This time the boy bolted out of the door and ran all the way home, into the bedroom, into the closet and slammed the door behind himself. The 10 year old seeing all of this, ran to the closet and jerked the door open and asked his brother, "what's up with you?" The 8 year old answered, " Dude, we are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!!"