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You scored 30%
Dionysus was the god of wine (and cheer) and vegetation, and a son of Zeus. Men who are ruled by Dionysus have a mysterious quality that often draws the attention -- and sometimes the worship -- of women. They are imaginative, intuitive and inspirational. Dionysus men are good and gentle to those who respect and pay attention to them, but to those who wrong them, they are dangerous foes. They can bring madness, violence, wildness and terror. Dating a Dionysus man can feel blissful and comfortable (they have feminine qualities), and don't be surprised if any former inhibitions you once had suddenly disappear. Be careful, though: Falling for such a man usually means falling hard, which can make the breakup (if there is one) much more painful. Dionysus men have a way of making women feel more feminine, and often more emotional, too. They bring a sense of freedom that can feel liberating, yet also scary. For those who can handle this newfound flexibility and freedom, a relationship with a Dionysus man can be life changing in the most positive way; for those who cannot handle this sudden departure from a routine, ordered existence, such a relationship can be disturbing, even destructive.

You scored 20%
Zeus is the god of the sky and ruler of the Olympian gods. He was considered the protector and ruler both of the Olympian family and of the human race. Zeus's weapon was the thunderbolt, which he threw at those that displeased him. According to legend, Zeus has two very different aspects of his personality. He was believed to be the god of justice and mercy and protector of the weak. Yet he was also known as a lecherous, philandering husband (he was married to his sister, the goddess Hera) who unsuccessfully tried to keep his love affairs a secret from his irate wife. He was also known to punish liars and breakers of oaths. Men who embody Zeus's qualities like to be in control of their work and personal lives. Zeus men are born politicians. They are intellectual and surround themselves with people who admire and respect them. While they are capable of passion (Zeus men are great lovers) and even romance (heck, they'll do just about anything to get a girl!), they're not skilled at forming long-lasting, monogamous bonds. In fact, in relationships, Zeus men are often aloof and incapable of experiencing the inner growth that comes from being in committed, long-term relationships.

You scored 20%
Hermes is the messenger of the gods and the son of Zeus. He has winged sandals and a winged hat and carries a herald's staff, or magic wand, which he uses to put men to sleep and awaken them. He leads the souls of the dead to the underworld and is believed to possess magic powers over sleep and dreams. Hermes is responsible for making treaties, promoting commerce and guiding travelers. Hermes' character has both positive and negative qualities. Men who embody Hermes' qualities are friendly and can bring great gain -- often unexpected -- to people. However, they can also be crafty and deceiving, and may have reputations as tricksters. Hermes men are not especially heroic or dignified, but they are clever and witty. Hermes men are full of energy and spontaneity, and delight in spurring friends out of their routine. If you are with a Hermes man, no doubt he enjoys discussing his dreams and goals and encourages you to value your own. Hermes men are constantly trying to move forward and transform -- themselves and those close to them.

You scored 20%
Hades was the god of the dead, ruler of the underworld and brother of the gods Zeus and Poseidon. He was also known as the lord of riches, because the underworld was filled with crops and precious metals. Men who are ruled by Hades may be rather grim, but they are not evil. That said, they are often unforgiving, unpitying and rather hard-hearted. If your man is like Hades, don't be surprised if he is not satisfied with his lot in life, as Hades was displeased when he became ruler of the underworld while his brothers controlled the sky and the sea. Typically antisocial, Hades men are more comfortable at home alone. They are familiar with dark emotions and do not shy away from them. And while Hades men are not especially sympathetic, they can help others learn from bad experiences. Hades men can bring enlightenment and renewal to your life. Watch out, though, because they are often the trigger of loss and suffering.

You scored 10%
Ares was the son of Zeus and Hera and was disliked by both of his parents. As the god of war, he was considered murderous yet also a coward. He rejoiced in battle, yet he bellowed with pain and ran away when wounded. Not surprisingly, Ares men thrive on conflict. As lovers, they may pick fights, display jealousy and act impulsively. Ares men are competitive, adventurous and live life to the fullest. Men who embody Ares qualities have a passionate for instinct for life - and love! Their unlimited energy can be used positively or negatively. While their mindless aggression can get them into criminal trouble, their assertiveness, courage and quest for achievement can lead to revolutionary advances in business, sports and elsewhere.

Mun todellinen rakkauteniMaanantai 18.06.2007 19:33

Your True Love Is a Cancer

Why you'll love a Cancer:

Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!

Why a Cancer will love you:

You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you.

Ja Ollihan on rapu :D

TIIAMaanantai 18.06.2007 02:50

T is for Temperamental

I is for Intelligent

I is for Intelligent

A is for Alert
Your positive traits:

You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on
A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person anyone knows
You are a generous and devoted parter to whoever you fall in love with

Your negative traits:

Insecurity - you tend to need a huge amount of comforting from your partner
You tend to be overly sensitive and easily hurt, which make loving you difficult
It's difficult to predict your moods. One minute you're up - the next you're down.

Your ideal partner:

Someone equally sensitive, who wants to take time to get to know you deeply
Dreams of an everlasting love - complete with marriage and a family
Loves to take care of you. Being a good cook and masseuse doesn't hurt!

Your dating style:

Slow. You enjoy dates that last all day, with plenty of time to talk and get to know one another.

Your seduction style:

Quite tender and loving, once you are comfortable in your relationship.
Coy. You tend to play it cool to drive your lover wild.
Orally talented - you're known as the best kisser in the zodiac.

Tips for the future:

Be a little less sensitive. Not every little mistake should hurt you.
Spend time away from your partner every so often - independence is a good thing.
Find ways to take care of yourself. You'll be happier if you put yourself first.

Best color to attract mate: Aqua

Best day for a date: Wednesday

KuolemansyntiniMaanantai 18.06.2007 02:19

Gluttony: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 60%

Pride: 60%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%

You'll die from a diabetic coma.

Meidän keskustelumme perjantaina 15.6.07Sunnuntai 17.06.2007 18:07

Oltiin just menossa Ollin kanssa nukkumaan ja maattiin sängyllä ja nyt laitan tähän tän meidän lyhyen keskustelun:

Olli: Mä haistan paskan
Mä: Mä haistan vaan dödön
Olli: Mä haistan silti paskan
Mä: Mä haistan dödön ja vähän paskaa

Joo, meil on TOSI hauskaa näin iltasin...

So trueTorstai 14.06.2007 23:20

Ei ole vaikeaa tehdä naista onnelliseksi...
Tarvitsee vain olla:
1. ystävä
2. kumppani
3. rakastaja
4. veli
5. isä
6. opettaja
7. kasvattaja
8. rippi-isä
9. uskottu
10. kokki
11. mekaanikko
12. asentaja
13. sähkömies
14. kuljettaja
15. kantaja
16. siivooja
17. hovimestari
18. hydraulikko
19. puuseppä
20. malli
21. sisustusarkkitehti
22. seksologi
23. psykologi
24. psykiatri
25. psykoterapeutti

Myös luonteenpiirteet ovat tärkeitä. Tarvitsee vain olla:
1. miellyttävä
2. urheilullinen mutta
3. älykäs
4. voimakas
5. hyvätapainen
6. luja
7. lempeä
8. herkkä
9. päättäväinen
10. romanttinen
11. miehekäs
12. vitsikäs
13. iloinen
14. vakavasti otettava
15. arvokas
16. rohkea
17. nallekarhu
18. energinen
19. huolehtiva
20. luova
21. idearikas
22. taitava mutta
23. vaatimaton ja
24. ymmärtäväinen
25. elegantti mutta
26. johdonmukainen
27. lämmin mutta
28. viileä mutta
29. intohimoinen
30. suvaitsevainen mutta
31. periaatteellinen mutta
32. kunniallinen ja
33. jalo mutta
34. käytännöllinen ja
35. pragmaattinen
36. oikeudenmukainen mutta
37. valmis tekemään hänen
vuokseen mitä tahansa
(esim. pankkiryöstön) eli
38. epätoivoinen
(rakkaudesta) mutta
39. hillitty
40. charmikas mutta
41. pysyvä ja
42. uskollinen
43. valpas mutta
44. haaveileva mutta
45. kunnianhimoinen
46. luotettava ja
47. kunnioitettava
48. valmis uhrauksiin
49. maksukykyinen.

Samaan aikaan miehen on kiinnitettävä huomiota siihen, että hän:
a) ei olisi
mutta kuitenkin
b) tulisi hyvin toimeen
sukunsa kanssa, muttei
kuitenkaan uhraisi sille
enempää aikaansa kuin ko.
c) antaisi naiselle
vapautta, mutta osoittaisi
kuitenkin huolenpitoa ja
olisi kiinnostunut siitä,
missä nainen on ollut ja
mitä tehnyt.
d) pukeutuisi elegantisti,
mutta olisi kuitenkin
valmis kantamaan naista
polvillaan kurassa ja
menemään parvekkeen kautta
sisään, jos hän on
unohtanut avaimensa, tai
ottamaan kiinni ja
mukiloimaan varkaan, joka
on ottanut hänen
jossa oli niinkin elämälle
välttämättömiä asioita
peili ja huulirasva.

On tärkeää olla unohtamatta hänen:
1. syntymäpäiviään
2. nimipäiviään
3. hääpäivää
4. ensimmäisen suudelmanne
5. kuukautisiaan
6. hammaslääkäriaikaansa
7. vuosipäiviään
8. parhaan ystävänsä ja

Valitettavasti täydellisinkään edellä mainittujen ohjeiden noudattaminen ei takaa menestystä. Nainen saattaa nimittäin väsyä ihanteellisen miehen läsnäoloon elämässään ja kokea olevansa hänen dominoimansa ja siksi karata ensimmäisen kohtaamansa kitaransoittajan kanssa. Ja mitalin toinen puoli. Miehen tekeminen onnelliseksi on huomattavasti vaikeampaa.
Se johtuu siitä, että mies tarvitsee:
1. seksiä ja
2. ruokaa

Pääosa naisista kokee nämä miesten korkealentoiset vaatimukset äärimmäisen orjuuttaviksi.

Uusia mainossloganeita. Oliko tylsää?Maanantai 16.04.2007 22:13

Subway - Eat flesh [Eat fresh]

Nokia - Connecting nipples [Connecting people]

Saarioinen - Myöhään [Syömään]

Ingman - Saa mulkun maistumaan [Saa maidon maistumaan]

Carlsberg - Probably the best deer in the world [Probably the best beer in the world]

McDonald's - I'm farting it [I'm loving it]

Coca-Cola - En juo [Enjoy]

Fazer - Kun haluatte munaa [Kun haluatte hyvää]

Nike - Just fuck it [Just do it]

Burana 400 - Miesmäiseen vipuun [Miesmäiseen kipuun]

Dexit - Sexit, sexit, päänsäryn exit [Dexit, dexit, päänsäryn exit]

Sokos - Tule koulu kultainen [Tule joulu kultainen]

Risella - Suomen suosituin biisi on Risella [Suomen suosituin riisi on Risella]

Valintatalo - Valintatalon kassissa, on talous kivespussissa [Valintatalon kassissa, on talous vatupassissa]

Cillit Bang - Ja taju on kankaalla [Ja lika on poissa]

Mä sit etsin näitä urakalla! :D

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 08.04.2007 20:28

Tuulen mukana lähdet
pois minun luotani.
Heilautat kättäsi nopeasti
etkä edes katso minuun.
Takkisi heilahtaa päältäsi,
kun istahdat autoon.

Auto ajaa pois näkyvistäni,
vaikka näen sinut silti.
Et vieläkään katso taaksesi,
toivoin siis taas turhaan.
Menet ystäviesi luo,
he ovat tärkeintä elämässäsi.

Vilkuilen koko ajan kelloa.
Se on viisi minuuttia enemmän
kuin viime kerralla, kun katsoin.
Et ole muistanut minua.
Päässäsi pyörii vain räkälän huurut,
oluen tuoksu, naurunräkätys ja...

v00t v00t tili piri vili vili v00t v00tSunnuntai 08.04.2007 20:21

Syövän lailla leviät
koko kehooni
vangiten minut
sisälle itseeni.
Puristat liian kovaa
etkä päästä irti.

Kun kerran susta
irti pääsen,
olet hetken poissa,
mutta tartutat
minut uudelleen.
En ole ikinä terve.

Kiiltävät sirpaleet
viiltävät poskiani.
Suolaiset joet
virtaavat kaulallani.
Valkoinen peite odottaa
minua turvallisessa linnassani.