TODAY, MEANING THIS SATURDAY, I HATE A SANDWICH WHICH HAD HAM ON IT. THE SANDWICH IN QUESTION DID NOT ORIGINALLY HAVE ANY HAM ON IT. IT WAS I WHO PLACED THE HAM UPON THE DREADED SANDWICH, IN SECRET FROM MY MOTHER.
I AM NOT TOTALLY SURE HOW WAS THE TASTE OF THE HAM AND SANDWICH COMBINED, AS I WAS QUITE DRUNK. BUT I AM SURE IT WAS RATHER DELICIOUS.
FROM NOW ON I WILL REPORT MY HAMS HERE. HEM HAM