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Olny 55% of plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If yuo can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfile.

Sick leave:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave, so I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off. A few minutes
later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And
where do you think you're going?'

(You're going to love this.....)

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'

Sanoja, joita on vaikea sanoa jurrissa: suuryritysrypäs, karnevaalikaravaani.
Hyvin vaikea lausua jurrissa: spesialistipsykologi, objektiviteettiperiaate.
Sanoja, jotka on mahdoton lausua jurrissa: ei kiitos, en halua seksiä; ei enää viinaa minulle; en osaa laulaa.

Hauskaa Uutta Vuotta kaikille!

Mies epäili vaimonsa pettävän häntä ja palkkasi yksityisetsivän ...
>halvimman mahdollisen...kiinalaisen.
>Muutaman päivän kuluttua mies sai kirjeen...
>
>Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I
>watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb
>tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip
>he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I
>not see.
>No fee, Chen Lee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0ZRIf9dymQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqPtg2hgvu8

OIKEIN IHANAA JOULUNAIKAA KAIKILLE<sydän>!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUk5YVc-Gs


Incompatible, it don't matter though
'cos someone's bound to hear my cry
Speak out if you do
you're not easy to find

Is it possible Mr. Loveable
is already in my life?
right in front of me
or maybe you're in disguise

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

Here we are again, circles never end
how do I find the perfect fit
there's enough for everyone
but I'm still waiting in line

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

If there's a soulmate for everyone

Most relationships seem so transitory
They're all good but not the permanent one

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Alkuperäinen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tenV9Din7K4&feature=related

Mut ihan jees tämäkin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7XJnTy3rmw&feature=related