under everything just another human being

isbenmatkijaKeskiviikko 25.06.2008 23:50

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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