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Äiti <3Torstai 05.02.2009 16:33

> Mitä lapsi sanoo äidistä:
>
> 4 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti osaa mitä vain!
> 8 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti tietää paljon! Todella paljon!
> 12 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti ei todellakaan tiedä kaikkea.
> 14 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Tietenkään äiti ei tiedä sitä, myöskään!
> 16 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Äiti? Hän on todella vanhanaikainen.
> 18 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Se vanha nainen? Hän on nyt semmoinen vanhanaikainen.
> 25 vuoden ikäisenä ~ No, hän saattaa tietää siitä hieman.
> 35 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Ennenkuin päätetään, kysytään äidin mielipide.
> 45 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Mietin vain, että mitä äiti siitä ajattelisi
>
> 65 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Voisinpa kysyä äidiltä neuvoa.

Jos arvostat äitiäsi edes pikkiriikkisen verran, niin lisää tämä päiväkirjaasi.

Hei moii, Timo on wnb spontaani!Torstai 04.12.2008 22:47

Päätettiin tällä viikolla Riikan kanssa, että lähetään 18.12 Riikaan kaksistaan. :) Tänään se sai sitten varmistuksen, ku saatiin isän kanssa tapeltua se hotellivaraus valmiiksi.. Nyt pitää jollain ihmeen ilveellä saada aika kulutettua, että lähtö koittais nopeemmi. Sitten samalla alkaa kivasti lomaki titityyltä ja samalla töistä. Sitten onki taas lisästressit tulossa, ku pitää se muutto kaavailla. No toivottavasti kaikki menee suunnitelmien, tai no tulevien suunnitelmien, mukaan.

Olenko oikeasti näin elämätön?Maanantai 19.05.2008 17:51

Kerronpa teille kaikille tarinan sunnuntai päivältä n. klo 20.30.

Istuin bussissa numero 25 matkalla kotiin ja huomasin bussipysäkki tolpassa luvun 25. Katsoin, että onpas hienon näköinen luku ja aloin totuttuun tapaani leikkimään sillä. (Tämä aspekti itsestäni antaa kaikille vastaajille jo hyvän vihjeen otsikossa esitettyyn kysymykseen.) Tolppa oli haapalinnan kohdalla, josta meille kotiin on n. 10 min matka. Joka tapauksessa, huomattuani luvun 25 koostuvan kahdesta numerosta: 2 ja 5 päätin kertoa ne ja sain tulokseksi oletetusti 10. Sen jälkeen huvikseni lisäsin nämä numerot yhteen ja sain laskuoppini mukaan tulokseksi 7. Sitten vähensin luvut keskenään ja siitähän tulee 3. Vielä pikainen vilkaisu tolppaan sai minut ymmärtämään erään kauniin asian juuri tekemissäni laskutoimituksissa. Luvun 25 numerot 2 ja 5 erotus(suuremmasta vähennetään pienempi) on myös 3. Sitä hetken pohdittuani aloin määrittelemään juuri keksimääni lukujoukkoa ja tein myös varmistuksen, että joukolla on muitakin jäseniä kuin 25 ja olihan niitä. Niin syntyi Timon luku, jonka määritelmän kuulette hienon tarinani päätöksessä. Ennen kuin 10 minuutin matkani oli päättynyt olin saanut määriteltyä lukujoukolle järkevän määritelmän ja myöskin osoitettua, että joukko on ääretön.

Timon luku:

Timon luvut ovat joukko vähintään kaksinumeroisia positiivisia lukuja, joiden numeroiden tulon ja numeroiden summan erotus on sama kuin luvun numeroiden erotus.

Jäätävää keskustelua osa XSunnuntai 11.05.2008 02:09

Timo katsoo jääkiekon uusintaa telkkarista ja mesettää:

Timo:
Toi sano et b-lohkon
Timo:
nii mää repeen :D
Timo:
huomaa ääntämien
Timo:
peelohko :D
Timo:
"Timo on hieman peelohko."

Ja Timo katsoo lisää jääkiakkoo teeveestä ja mesettää edelleen.

Timo:
"Sipulis ajaa maalille!"
Timo:
- Perkele, kanadaanko mun sipulit onki lähteny.

Kärsijänä toimi Riikka.

örr wtf?Lauantai 29.03.2008 11:55

Tehtävänanto: Paljastan itseni ja itsestäni asioita. Valitsen 5 ihmistä, jotka haastan tekemään saman perässä. Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä. Käyn ilmoittamassa heidän kommenttilaatikoihinsa haasteesta ja tästä merkinnästä.

PERUSJUTUT

Nimi > Timo
Lävistyksiä > ei ole
Pituus > mmm Päälle 190cm..
Kengännumero > 43-44
Hiustenväri > vaaleet
Sisarukset > Satu ja Nekku

VIIMEISIN...

...Elokuva, jonka ostit? > Jaa'a Koskaha mä oon viimeks ostanu jonku leffan.. En kyl yhtää muista. VIimesin leffa jonka latasin oli joku anime.. En tosin muista sen nimee..
...Kappale, jonka kuuntelit? > Joku kakka, en muista
...Kappale, joka oli juuttunut päähäsi? > Sunrise avenue - Make it go away
...CD, jonka ostit? > Sanotaan taas viimeks ladattu levy: Stam1nan uusin. MIkähä se ny oli, joku raja tai jotai..
...Henkilö, jolle soitit? > Riikka :)
...Henkilö, joka soitti sinulle? > Riikka :)
...Henkilö, jota ajattelit? > Riikka :)

VASTAAN VAI PUOLESTA?

Kaukosuhteet > Puolest. Elän itte sellases, eikä se ny nii kamalaa oo.. :P
Itsemurha > vastaa
Ihmisten tappaminen > vastaa
Teinitupakointi > :D vastaa!!
Rattijuopumus > vastaa
Homo- ja lesbosuhteet > puolest
Saippuasarjat > todellaki vastaa

MITÄ...

...Shampoota käytät? > Head and shoulders. Mulla o hilset :/
...Kenkiä käytät? > Riippuu, tollasii lacoste wnbeitä kummiski
...Pelkäät? > Korkeita paikkoja

KUINKA MONTA...

...Kertaa olet ollut rakastunut? > Kerran
...Kertaa sydämesi on särkynyt? > No ehkä kerran tai jotain, oon yleensä itte toiminu särkijänä.
...Sydäntä olet särkenyt? > Ei niistä kaikista voi tietääkää
...Ihmistä luokittelisit sellaisiksi tosiystäviksi, joiden käsiin voisit uskoa elämäsi? > Kolme tai neljä
...Kertaa nimesi on ollut sanomalehdessä? > :D Lol ei varmaa kertaakaa.
...Arpea on kehossasi? > 3

AJATTELETKO OLEVASI...

...Soma? > mmm Emmä oikee tiiä. Oon kummiski poika :D
...Hauska? > Kai mää si oon.. Emmä oikee muutakaa selitystä keksi sille et kaikki nauraa mun seuras:P Tosin voi olla, että mää vaa näytän nii hauskalta :D
...Kiihkeä? > :P En kerro :) Ne tietää joiden tarvii tietää
...Ystävällinen? > No kai mää si oon.
...Rakastettava? > öö Joo, eiks kaikki oo?
...Huolehtiva? > No välillä. Harvemmin :)
...Suloinen? > Kysyin tolta viereiseltä tos: "Oot sää sulone"
SUOSIKKI..-

...Alkoholijuoma? > American dream<3
...Karkki? > ööö Emmää tiiä.
...Sarjakuva / piirrosdnsaj > Piirrosdnsaj? :D No ei näitäkää voi luokitella, kaikki omalla tavallaan hyvii..
...Purukumi ? > En syä, leuka levii
...Väri > HUOH! irc-gallerian sininen
...Kynsilakan väri? > -.-
...Viikonpäivä? > Kyl kaikki päivät o kivoi ku ei oo kouluu enää :p
...Inhokkipäiväsi? > No ei niitäkää oo.. Varmaa kuiteski joku maanantai tai jotai just sen mukaa miten nään Riikkaa.. NE seuraavat päivät siitä ku on lähteny sielt pois o hajottavii..
...Kukka? > Mänty
...Koru? > Semmonen hieno kaulakoru minkä sain Riikalt<3
... Kesä / talvi? > kesä
... Norja / Ruotsi?> SUOMI!
... Trampoliini vai uima-allas? > molempi parempi:)

HENKILÖ, JOKA VIIMEKSI...

...Nukkui sängyssäsi? > miä
...Näki sinun itkevän? > Riikka
...Sai sinut itkemään? > Miä
...Oli kanssasi elokuvissa? > "MÄÄ"
...Lähetti sinulle sähköpostia? > JOku kakka. SIis jotia spämmii..

OLETKO KOSKAAN...

...Sanonut "rakastan sinua" ja tarkoittanut sitä? > Just äske.
...Ollut julkisella paikalla yöpuvussa? > Piänenä mää vedin vaiks viikon yöpaita pääl :D
...Pitänyt jonkun salaisuuden? > Joo
...Itkenyt elokuvan aikana? > E ..88
...Suunnitellut viikkosi TV-ohjelman perusteella? > E
...Ollut esiintymislavalla? > Harvemmi
...Toivonut olevasi vastakkaista sukupuolta? > :D mm Joskus ehkä. Mut läpäl lähinnä sillonki
Paljonko kello on? > 9:45 Aamudataus <3
Omenat vai banaanit? > Emmää tiiä, molemmat menee tilanteesta riippuen
Sininen vai punainen? > Punane
Kevät vai syksy? > kevät, koska sillo on mun synttärit!
Mitä aiot tehdä tämän jälkeen? > Mennä syömää
Minkä aterian söit viimeksi? > Iltapalan
Oletko tylsistynyt? > EN!
Minkä äänen kuulit viimeksi? > Riikan nauru
Mitä tuoksua nuuhkit viimeksi? > Riikkaa

YSTÄVYYS/RAKKAUS

Uskotko rakkauteen ensisilmäyksellä? > mmm Emmä kai.. Tosin haluisin
Haluatko jonain päivänä lapsia ja jos haluat, kuinka monta? > 85730875043987540857 tarkka arvo.
Mikä on sinulle tärkeintä ystävyydessä? > Hauskanpito

MUUTA TIETOA

Rikosrekisteri? > nöy
Mitä kieliä osaat? > suomi, englanti, huonosti ruottii ja saksaa ja vielä poonuksena nörttiä ..88
Nimeä lempiasioita makuuhuoneestasi > Riikka, sillonku se o siel
Ketä rakastat? > En kerro :P
Ketä kaipaat? > Emmitää :)
Lempinimet? > Tinkeeh ja Timppaa
Nimesi alkukirjaimet? > TSH Mää oon kuuluisa kirja ..88
Kuinka vanhalta näytät? > Emmää tiiä, kai mää ainaki täysikäseltä näytän :P
Kuinka vanhan ihmisen tavoin käyttäydyt? > Just NIke tais sanoo et 33v. Kai se siitä si johki 8veehen menee pienimmillää. Eli jos joku ei ymmärrä nii 8-33
Silmälasit / piilolinssit? > Silmälasit
Onko sinulla lemmikkejä? > Nekku, toimii myös sisaruksena :D
Mikä saa sinut onnelliseksi? > Salaista tietoo.
Mikä huolestuttaa sinua? > Öljyn loppuminen. Näin globaalilta kannalta ajateltuna :o
OLETKO KOSKAAN...

...Ajatellut, että kuolet? > E
...Halunnut karata? > Ju
...Kokeillut huumeita? > E!
Pinnannut koulusta? > kerran jos toisenkin :D Varmaa yli sata kertaa :o

Nasta-muumio

The_KAlkkuna

risuliina

Sau

pikkuleijona
Timo ja Borggi etsimässä kirjaa ATK-luokasta (=pelaamassa lieroa) n. kello 16.30

Timo: Oli kyllä perusvirhe mennä tonne reikään, kun jätkällä on tissit.
Borggi: *naurua*
Timo: *tajuaa* -> *Jäätävä räkätys*

Jäätävää keskustelua :DPerjantai 14.12.2007 00:08

Sankari sanoo (22:06):
jätkä haluaa vaan työntyä onkaloon
Sankari sanoo (22:06):
ei vittu mikä ilmasu
Timo. sanoo (22:06):
:DD

shalee!Torstai 20.09.2007 22:38

Auta kissaa valloittamaan galleria, lisäämällä tämän omaan päiväkirjaasi. :D


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Special meTorstai 06.09.2007 19:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIux3dM3Nv8

Stephen Lynch - Special

When I was a boy of 10, I had a special friend
Ed was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Ed
his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit special

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Ed
his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit special

I ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran headfirst into walls
I had girly girls, and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes

Oh, special Ed
Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit special

I thought collage life was great
Ed could count from one to... two,
I liked people and the party scene
Ed was afraid of the vacum cleannner

oh special Ed
his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head
now he thinks he can drive his bed
cause he's a little bit special

Then one day talking to special Ed
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Ed just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Ed is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein

Oh, Special Ed (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Ed made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special

ugqPerjantai 03.08.2007 08:41

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