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*nyyh* HaastePerjantai 28.07.2006 14:16

1. Paljonko kello on: 10.54
2. Etunimet: En kerro
3. Lempinimet: xxx Vainaa, Pipi
4. Syntymäpäivä: 1.6
5. Missä asut?: Forssa
6. Mitä koulua käyt?: Käyty...
7. Sisarukset/veljet?: JonesIndiana
8. Eläimet?: negative
9. Vasen-/oikeakätinen?: Molemat käy

ULKONÄKÖ:

10. Hiusten väri?: Hiusvärin väriset
11. Silmien väri?: joku sinertävä
12. Pituus?: Yli smurffirajan
13. Silmälasit/piilolinssit?: Töissä
14. Lävistykset?: Vanhoja reikiä enää jäljellä
15. Haluaisitko lisää?: Evt. Ehkä joskus jos jaksaa
16. Tatuoinnit?: Ei vielä
17. Haluaisitko lisää?: SYL logo tulee joskus
18. Käytätkö sormuksia?: Aina
19. Millainen on tyylisi?: Minä

VIIME AIKOINA:

21. Millainen olo sinulla on juuri nyt?: Sairas ja väsyny
22. Mitkä housut sinulla on jalassasi?: harmahtavat
23. Mikä paita sinulla on päälläsi?: vaatteet
25. Miltä hiuksesi näyttävät?: hiuksilta
26. Mitä biisiä kuuntelet?: Clay people - Ghostwishing
27. Mitä söit viimeeksi?: Leivän
28. Millainen sää siellä on?: ilmastoitu
29. Viimeisin puhelu?: "Devi X:llä!" "Ok"
30. Viimeisin uni, jonka muistat? "joku jota repesin niin että heräsin"
31. Kenelle puhut juuri nyt?: Noille toisille
32. Paljonko kello on?: 10.58


33. Puhelinnumerosi neljä viimeistä numeroa?: 0666
34. Jos olisit puukynä, minkä värinen olisit?: Vihreä
35. Oletko koskaan melkein kuollut?: O
36. Pidätkö siitä henkilöstä jolta sait tämän kyselyn?: <3
37. Miten syödään domino?: silmillä
38. Mikä saa sinut iloiseksi?: - Tiz
39. Minkä levyn aiot ostaa seuraavaksi?: Amplifier - Insider (mutta tulossa muuta jo)
40. Paras sinulle annettu neuvo?: "Älä ny tossa kunnossa pyöräileen lähe"
41. Oletko koskaan voittanut palkintoa?: Himmelin joskus
42. Tulevaisuutesi?: Olis ny edes tää hetki
43. Tykkäätkö tanssista?: Aina... välillä
45. Tyhmin juttu, jonka olet tehnyt?: En luokittele tekojani tyhmiksi, vaikka muiden mielestä olisivatkin.
46. Mikä on lempimuistosi?: Possen bileet ennen baari-ikää
47. Jos voisit vaihtaa jonkun asian itsessäsi, mikä se olisi?: Rahatilanteen
48. Missä shoppailet eniten?: Netissä
49. Mitä kuuntelet nyt?: Two - I'm a Pig
50. Lempipojan nimi?: Hydro
51. Tytön?: Tiz
52. Maryjane vai crack?: MJ
53. Juotko?: Mörriä
54. Mitä shampoota käytät?: pää ja olkapäät
55. Mitä urheilua vihaat eniten?: Tyhmiä ihmisiä
56. Mitä pelkäät eniten?: Hulluja ihmisiä, jotka ovat tyhmiä
57. Kuinka monta tv:tä talossasi on?: en omista taloa, vielä
58. Omistatko oman puhelinlinjan/kännykän?: kaiketi
59. Millaisen?: semmosen taskussamenevän
60. Oletko koskaan katkonut luitasi?: en omakätisesti
61. Mistä unelmoit?: Mistä milloinkin
62. Entä mitä kuuntelet nyt?: Two - I'm A Pig
63. Kuka on mölyisin kaverisi?: Minä
64. Kuka on hiljaisin kaverisi?: Töppö
65. Onko cheerleading mielestäsi urheilua?: Tissien heiluminen on AINA urheilua
66. Kuinka monella nuolaisulla pääsee tikkarin sisään?: Evt

RAKKAUS:

67. Uskotko rakkauteen?: o
68. Oletko vapaa vai varattu?: varattu
69. Onko sinulla ihastusta?: o
71. Uskotko rakkauteen ensisilmäyksellä?: riippuu
73. Minkä laulun omistaisit rakkaallesi?: Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence
74. Minkä asian huomaat ensiksi vastakkaisessa sukupuolessa?: Riippuu
75. Pisin ihastus?: mistä tommosta voi tietää?
76. Oletko ujo pyytämään treffeille?: Epäilen
77. Oletko omistavainen vai välinpitämätön?: omistavainen
78. Mikä on kaunein asia joka sinulle on sanottu?: mietikkää sitä si
79. Ovatko muut kehuneet kauneuttasi?: Yllättävää... kyllä

KUMPI ON PAHEMPAA:

81. Marilyn Mansonin vai Rob Zombien suuteleminen?: Ei kumpikaan
82. Nälkäkuolema vai jäätymiskuolema?: Nälkä

MIELIPITEESI POJILLA:

83. Pitkät vai lyhyet housut?: pitkät
84. Pitkät vai lyhyet hiukset?: Semmoset, jotka ei näytä rumalta
85. Kiharat vai suorat hiukset?: Hiukset
86. Pitkä vai lyhyt?: evt
87. Lihaksia vai ei?: Aivan sama

MIELIPITEESI TYTÖILLÄ:

88. Hameet vai housut?: Ihan sama, kunhan ei o rumat
89. Hiukset auki vai kiinni?: Riippuu
90. Pitkä vai lyhyt?: Semmonen
91. Rintaliivien olkaimet näkyvissä vai ei: Jos ei o rumat

MIELIPITEESI IHMISILLÄ YLEENSÄ:

92. Söpö vai seksikäs?: molemmat
93. Tummat vai vaaleat hiukset?: tummanpunaiset
94. Pitkä vai lyhyt?: keskikoko
95. Kiharat vai suorat hiukset?: hiukset
96. Silmien väri?: vihreät
97. Pitkät vai lyhyet kynnet?: lyhyet
98. Hattu vai ei?: riippuu
99. Hyvä vai paha?: Aivan sama konhan ei ole tyhmä
100. Hiukset ylhäällä vai alhaalla?: kyllä
101. Koruja vai ei?: koruja
102. Kiva vai tylsä?: kivaa
103. Aksentti vai ei?: evt
104. Metalhead vai hoppari?: MH
105. Rusketusrajat vai ei?: evt
106. Lasit?: evt

107. Koti- vai ulkoihminen?: semmonen
108. Pisamia vai ei?: aivan sama
109. Ujo vai ylivilkas?: ylivilkas
110. Hauska vai cool?: aiwan sama
111. Puhelias vai vaitonainen?: puhelias! paitsi leffassa tai jotain tehdessä
112. Kuka on kaunein/komein kaverisi?: ...

TÄMÄ VAI TUO:

113. Valot päällä/pois?: Päällä
114. Lumi, aurinko vai sade?: aurinko
115. McDonalds vai Burger King?: ei kumpikaan
116. Komediat vai kauhuelokuvat: Horrorit
117. Backstreet Boys vai NSYNC?: "I listened to N'scyn when they were underground"
119. Kivi, sakset vai paperi?: paperi
120. Makkara vai pepperoni?: Peppis
121. Kesä vai talvi?: kesä
122. Makea vai kitkerä?: kitkerä
123. Suklaamaito vai valkoinen maito?: valkoinen
124. Kalja vai Dr. Pepper?: Pepper tai karhu
125. Puolityhjä vai puolitäysi lasi?: Täysi!
126. CD vai kasetti?: CD
127. Video vai DVD?: DVD
128. Kissat vai koirat?: kissi
129. Muta- vai kivipaini?: MUTAPAINIII!!! KASAA!!!
130. Vanilja- vai mansikkajäätelö?: minttu
131. Murtomaahiihto vai lumilautailu?: mankalla laskeminen (jyväskylä r0x)
132. Yö vai päivä?: yö.
133. Kakku vai piiras?: Riippuu "piiraasta"
134. Hopea vai kulta?: hopee.
135. Timantit vai helmet?: Timangi
136. Auringonlasku vai -nousu?: auringonlasku

En jaksa si haastaa ketään. Olipas kehittävän tylsää...

FreeMaanantai 10.07.2006 10:36

Everybody needs to start their own fire, everybody needs a riot of their own.
Everybody needs to be something that they are not, everybody needs to go it alone.

Because, living so free is a tragedy. When you can't be what you want to be.
Living so free is a tragedy, when you can't see what you need to see.

All the time spent hanging on to anything. All the time spent knowing that they're wrong.
All the time wasted, stolen back, innocent. You won't get a second more so move it along.

Wishing and hoping and thinking it's you, that's got this all under control.
Never a minute has passed you all by, when they havenÂ’t invaded your soul.

ItÂ’s not something you can hold. ItÂ’s not something you own.
It's not something you can buy or steal. You've got it when you're alone.

Being free is a tragedy, when you don't know yourself.
Being free is a tragedy, when you don't know who you are.

Living so free is a tragedy, when you can't be what you want to be.
Living so free is a tragedy, when you can't see what you need to see.

Alright then, this is the story of your life man.
You don't mean it.

You need a uniform, so you won't be ignored.
You are affected and so you're accepted.

It's time you invested in a bottle of poison,
so we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin.
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin.

Boo fuckin hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
and yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit!

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots.
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong,
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons.

You don't mean it.

VanhuusLauantai 03.06.2006 02:55

Well, that's one year less, I guess...

The KillMaanantai 29.05.2006 13:30

What if I wanted to break, laugh it all off in your face. What would you do?
What if I fell to the floor, couldn't take all this anymore. What would you do, do, do?

Come Break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you.

What if I wanted to fight, beg for the rest of my life. What would you do?
You say you wanted more. What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you.

Come, break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you.
Look in my eyes. You're killing me, killing me. All I wanted was you...

I tried to be someone else, but nothing seemed to change.
I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself.
Fighting for a chance, I know now, this is who I really am.

Come Break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you, you, you.
Look in my eyes. You're killing me, killing me. All I wanted was you...
Come, break me down. Break me down. Break me down

What if I wanted to break...?

Right click... Save as...Perjantai 19.05.2006 16:47

Right.

"Right Click... Save target as..." and the work is done.
Easy as ABC, on a golden plate, free for everyone.
A track won't be enough, get the complete works, what does it change?
5 hours to swallow, a lifetime creation. Anything strange?

From Elvis to the Doors up to Judas Priest, I've got it all!
Browse my folder, fill your disk from Sinatra to Genesis up to Motörhead.
The universal knowledge, the masterpieces of all time.
Art for free, just add it to your virtual cart.
And when a singer gets ruined and ceases to sing,
the TV channels will build some new kings.

"Right Click... Save Target as..." or fill your wish list.
Don't forget anything, It would be a shame.
No file is missing, the last one of the folder you shouldn't neglect, this one's a hit,
The artist is glad to show you his supermarket bills and his rent receipts.

From the Shadows to the Stones up to Napalm Death, I've got it all!
Browse my folder, hold your breath.
From the Beatles to the Bee-Gees up to Brutal Truth, the universal knowledge.

Went to the baker's. Stole some bread. Got arrested. That makes no sense!

World ApartPerjantai 12.05.2006 11:17

Random lost souls have asked me "What's the future of rock'n'roll?"
I say "I don't know does it matter?", this and that scene,
They sound all the same to me, neither much worse nor much better.

We're so fucked these days.
We don't know who to hate or who to praise, yet we consider this our suffering and pain.
When we're so privileged, a fact we all forget about as we go whinging all over the place.

How we've laughed as they shoveled the ashes. Wrath hath soured.
Blood and death, we will pay back the debt, for this candy store of ours.

Look at those cunts on MTV, with their cars, and cribs, and rings and shit.
Is that what being a celebrity means? Look, boys and girls, here's BBC.
See corpses, rapes, and amputees. What do you think now of the American dream?

And our soccer moms and dads, who raised us brats on these TV ads.
I know that they sleep at night, their conscience is intact.
They've convinced themselves of that giving money to Jesus Fucking H Christ.

How they laughed as we shoveled the ashes of the twin towers.
Blood and death, we will pay back the debt for this candy store of ours.

VicariousPerjantai 12.05.2006 10:50

Eye on the TV ,'cause tragedy thrills me. Whatever flavor it happens to be.

Like: "Killed by the husband", "Drowned by the ocean", "Shot by his own son",
"She used the poison in his tea and kissed him goodbye".
That's my kind of story, it's no fun til someone dies.

Don't look me at like, I am a monster. Frown out your one face, but with the other.
Stare like a junkie, into the TV. Stare like a zombie, while the mother, holds her child.
Watches him die! Hands to the sky cryin, "Why, oh why?"

'Cause I need to watch things die, from a distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too - don't lie.

Why can't we just admit it? We won't give pause until the blood is flowin'.
Neither the brave nor bold, will write us the story so,
we won't give pause until the blood is flowin'.

I need to watch things die, from a good safe distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all feel the same so, why can't we just admit it?

Blood like rain fallin' down, drown on grave and ground.

Part vampire. Part warrior. Carnivore and voyeur
Still have the transmittal, sing to the death rattle.

Lie!

Incredulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
But pull your head on out, your head please and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.

The universe is hostile. So impersonal. Devour to survive.
So it is, so it's always been ...

We all feed on tragedy. It's like blood to a vampire

Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
Much better you than I...

Worm In The Dog's HeartKeskiviikko 26.04.2006 11:56

You are a worm in a dog's heart, A newborn mongoloid child,
Operating at great speeds, Covered in vaseline and immaculate skin,
And fantastic pigmentation,

You are a milky tear in a dead mans eye, In disguise an insect martyr,
Under pink light incubation and postcard amnesia and immaculate skin,

Pathetic little sheep children following the herd,
Guided by the voices in their empty little heads,
You are a worm in a dog's heart.

Red Flags And Long NightsTorstai 20.04.2006 11:28

Sick of trying to find a way inside. Sick and tired of all the after.
Sick of trying ot find a way to slide, even though it always ends in laughter.
I'ts never hard to tell when things are done. She looked into my eyes and a voice said RUN!
She says that I'm a mess but it's alright. Whether it's 2 weeks, 2 years or just tonight.

You can occupy my every sigh, You can rent a space inside my mind. At least untill the price becomes too high.

I can find a reason that we should quit. I can find a reason to do it,
I can find excuses for all my shit. She tells me just to work right through it.
She's pretty and I like her but she's too well, 'cause I need red flags and long nights and she can tell.
It's not that its my fault it's just my style. Beginning with a look and then a smile.

You can occupy my every sigh, You can rent a space inside my mind. At least untill the price becomes too high.

She don't need a thing, she don't need saving or a lay. She's got all the friends around and you can hear them say:
"He's not into you, he's into the idea of" But little do they know that she's not through.

You can occupy my every sigh, You can rent a space inside my mind. At least untill the price becomes too high...