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Onneks olkoon MINÄ! <3

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Pääsin just spider-pasianssis vaikeimman tason läpi :S en oo koskaan päässy! oon niin ylpee ittestäni<3<3<3

Onneksi ilkeys on pitkällä tähtäimellä aina itsetuhoista.

Rakkaudessa on aina vähän hulluutta. Mutta on hulluudessakin aina vähän järkeä. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Et suudellut huuliani vaan sieluani. - Judy Garland

Jotkut naiset haluavat olla riippuvaisia miehestä; minä en halua olla riippuvainen kenestäkään. Haluan elämäni perustuvan vain minuun itseeni. - Gina Lollobrigida

Mitä tulee avioliittoon ja selibaattiin, valitkoon ihminen kumman tien tahansa - ja hän tulee katumaan sitä. - Sokrates

Sielullakin on neitsyytensä, ja senkin täytyy vuotaa hiven verta ennen hedelmän kantamista. - George Santayana

Sain viime todistukseen ihan kaikest ysin. ruotsi, kirjallinen ilmaisu, et, matikka, äikkä jne.

Jee sain bubble shooteris 571180 pistettä!

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:


a= moi!
b= hei!
c= terve!
d=heips!
e=moi!
f=hei!
g=terve
h=heips!
i=moi!
j=hei!
k=terve!
l=heips!
m=moi!
n=hei!
o=terve!
p=heips!
q=moi!
r=hei!
s=terve!
t=heips!
u=moi!
v=hei!
w=terve!
x=heips!
y=moi!
z=hei!
Ã¥=terve!
ä=heips!
ö=moi!

syntymäkuukautesi:

tammi= Eilen
helmi= Tänään
maalis= Toissapäivänä
huhti= Viime viikolla
touko= Tunti sitten
kesä= Viime kuussa
heinä= Juuri nyt
elo= Puolituntia sitten
syys= Viime vuonna
loka= Toissa yönä
marras= Viime yönä
joulu= Viime jouluna

lempi värisi:

punainen= purin
sininen=raavin
vihreä=hakkasin
keltainen=hinkkasin
musta=tapoin
harmaa=kuristin
valkoinen=halasin
ruskea=suutelin
vaaleanpunainen=löin
violetti=potkaisin

syntymäpäiväsi:

1=äitiä
2=isää
3=isoisää
4=koiraa
5=opettajaa
6=isoäitiä
7=parasta kaveriani
8=serkkuasi
9=tyttöystävääni
10=poikaystävääni
11=valmentajaani
12=lemmikkiäni
13=ohikulkijaa
14=vanhusta
15=hammaslääkäriä
16=rehtoriani
17=hyllyäni
18=naapuria
19=pikkusiskoa
20=pikkuveljeä
21=naapurin koiraa
22=stripparia
23=jääkiekkoilija
24=itseäni
25=postimiestä/naista
26=pehmolelua
27=Televisiota
28=Matematiikan kirjaa
29=Penaaliani
30=Kummitätiäni
31=pizzakuskia

Kuinka monta kirjainta etunimessäsi on:

3=koska olin vessassa
4=koska olin humalassa
5= koska minua vitutti
6= koska se oli kivaa
7= koska olin sekaisin
8= koska halusin naimisiin
9= koska koira puri minua
10= koska kuolen huomenna
11= koska saatan joutua vankilaan
12= koska sorruin rikokseen
13= koska sain kokeesta 4-
14= koska opettaja käski
15= koska halusin olla superstara
16= koska olin masentunut
17= koska äiti pakotti
18= koska kaipasin läheisyyttä
19= koska haluan kuolla
20= koska tämä oli tylsää

HIGH CLASS:
[x] You go/have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[ ] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[/] You have tons of shoes.
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[x] You have/had a laptop.
[x] You love shopping
TOTAL: 5 ½


GOTHIC:
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You've shopped at hot topic
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 3

PUNK:
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You like plaid.
[ ] You have Converse.
[/] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[/] You love mohawks
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4

EMO:
[x] You are sad sometimes
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.
[ ] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
[ ] You have written a sad poem.
[x] You have dyed your hair
[ ] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 3

GHETTO:
[/] You like rap.
[ ] Have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[x] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 1½

HARDCORE:
[ ] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[ ] You like Norma Jean.
[ ] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 4

PREP:
[ ] You LOVE The OC.
[x] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[x] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister/AE, and/or Abercrombie.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x] You have/had big sunglasses.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 3

ATHLETIC:
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: 1

SCENE:
[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair.
[x] You have mini-skirts.
[/] You have parted your hair to the side.
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute.
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called scene before.
[ ] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts.
TOTAL: 1½

REDNECK:
[ ] Gone four wheeling.
[ ] Went hunting.
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...etc.
[x] Like to go fishing.
[ ] Eat beef jerky.
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[ ] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[ ] Know who Bocephus is
TOTAL: 1

METALHEAD:
[ ] You wear band shirts alot.
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[ ] You HATE emos.
[/] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[ ] You have headbanged.
[ ] You don't like rap.
[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
TOTAL: 1½


Mitä vittuu en oo mikää high class :D