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Katsotaan kuinka monta tuntematonta tai tuntemaani ihmistä uskaltaa sanoa ''moi'' päiväkirjaani.

Kotka --> Kouvola

Poliisiauton poksissa feat. Miisa, Janne, Neksu ja Ville.

Hassan ja Kari vääntää kättä.
Hassan: Vittu sie tunget koko ajan kättäs vakoo.




Joku pierasee.
Kukka: Kuulosti ihan kuolevalt ankalt




Oon yöl vessas.
Kukka huutaa yläkerrast: Saila, onks siel vessas pyykkipoikii?
Minä: Joo on. Kui?
Kukka: Tääl lattias on reikä, mä nään sut.
Minä: NO MITÄ VITTUU?




Ruuan jälkee Mörsky tiskaa mein astioit.
Minä: Millo voi lähtä pihalle?
Mörsky: Sitte ku astiat on tiskattu.
Minä: No vittu tiskaa nopeemmin.

Ai että menikö Mörskyl meiän kaa hermot? :D




Junas konduktoori kävelee mein ohi.
Konduktoori: Tulkaas nuoriso kattoo, mitä junas pitää tehä.
Konduktoori alkaa potkii junan ovee 140/h vauhis.
Me: Wtf?




Meiju huomaa, että jollain ala-asteelaisella pikku-pojalla on karkkia.
Meiju: Anna mulle karkkii.
Pikku-poika: En mie haluis..
Meiju: Vittu sul on tyttöjen kengät.
Pikku-poika itkee seuraavat kaks tuntii.

^^ Tosi kypsää käytöstä.




Nähtii eka porolauma.
Kaikki: ROPOPORNOO

^^ Näin meillä. :D




Oltii lähetty Motiimilta Hesa-Vantaa lentokentälle ajamaa 15min sit.
Yks sun toinen: Millo ollaa peril? Meneeks viel kauan? Monta kilsaa viel?

^^ Kärsivällisyys ei kuulu parhaimpiin puoliimme. :D




Yöl pelattii korttii.
Paula: Vittu eiks nää vitoset kaatun jo kerran?!?
Minä: Eiku mie nostin ne..




Oltii jossain pienessä käsityömyymälässä keskellä mettää.
Minä: Käyks tääl visa?
Saamelaismyyjä: Mikä?
Minä: VISA!
Saamelaismyyjä: Hmm.. Ei kait.

^^ En taas aatellu. :D




Kolmelta yöllä.
Paula: Meil on enää kolme ja puol tuntii aikaa nukkuu.
Minä ja Kukka naurettii ittemme kipeiks. :D




Miisan nukkuessa minä, Paula ja Kukka pelataa korttii, ku Miisa pierasee äänekkäästi.
Kaikki alkaa nauraa, räkättää.
Miisa: Se oli tarkoituksellinen.

^^ :D





Pelattii junas Miisan, Kukan ja Hassanin kaa korttii.
Miisa: Saila, kumman kortin laitan?
Minä: Ton ysin.
Miisa: Kumman?
Minä: Ysin.
Miisa: No kumman?
Minä: NO TON VITUN YSIN!
Miisa: Noku nää kummatki on ysei..

^^ Ai minä blondi vai? :D




Miisan kaa suihkus:
Minä: Hyi vittu, meiän perseet osu yhtee.

^^ :D


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-homol oli sateen varjo :DD
-se on pinkki :D
-ja sen siskon nimi oli friikki ;DD
-friikki-nimen hän oli saanut, koska oli sarjamurhaaja : o
-kjoka tykkäsi syödä sieniä ;D
-friikki oli murhannut monta uhriaan juuri myrkyllisiä sieniä uhriensa suuhun tunkemalla :D :D
-ja ne niihin putosi niinkun snoop dogg soul planessa ;O ;D
-friikkiä ei vieläkään ole saatu kiinni, mut nyt, nuori, kokemuksien haluinen poliisi kolsi oli pääsemässä hänen jäljilleen.
-ja häntä oli avustamassa vanha kannibaali saila ;D
-he olivat aivan täydellinen työpari, tosin kolsilla oli alkoholiongelma : / :D :D: :D:D D:D :D
-joka ei ollut läheskään niin kova kuin sailan ;DD
-kolsilla oli vielä huumeongelma, josta saila epätoivoisesti yritti saada häntä irti :D :D: D
- mutta jäikin niihin itse kiinni ;DD
-no he kummatkin olivat aika ongelmaisia, perheettömiä poliiseja ilman muuta elämää
- joten ne päättivät alkaa harrastaa venäläistä rulettia ;D
-no, kolsi oli niin huumepökkyrässä, ettei edes löytänyt asettaan :D
- ja saila oli syönyt niin paljon sieniä ettei edes tiennyt missä leijjalee ;D
-no lopputulos oli siis se, ettei kumpikaan osunu mihkään :D
-ja sitten sinne tuli tonttu;O
-tonttu tuli korvatunturilta, joulupukin luota, koska sillä oli tärkeää asiaa kolsille ja sailalle. :D :D
-he eivät saa lahjoja ensi talvella elleivät he ? ;D
- niimpä, sitä kolsi ja sailakin miettivät? ;D ;D; D;
- et mist noi linnut tuli ;O
-no sitte saila fiksuna keksi, että ne olivat ihan varmasti hitckokin lintuja ;O
- jotka oli ilmestyneet herra palosen housuista ;D
-herra palonen oli friikin veli, homo siis :D
- ja heillä kummallakin oli tosi karvaset kielet ;O:DDDDDDD
-kolsihan sen tiesi erittäin hyvin, joitain kimppajuttuja heillä ollu ;D ;D ;D :
-joka toinen päivä aina sailan kaapissa;D
-joten voitte uskoa, että sailan oli mahdotonta nukkua, kun kolsi, friikki ja palonen touhusi hänen kaapissaan :D :D
- mutta onneksi se ei häntä häirinnyt koska hän ei ollut koskaan nukkunnut ;O
- nii, koska se oli mahdotonta siinä kamalassa melussa, mitä kolsi päästeli pahimmin ;D ;D

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