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Opetus numero 1

Varis istui puussa mitään tekemättä koko päivän.
Pieni jänis näki variksen ja kysyi siltä:
"Voisinko minäkin istuskella paikallani koko päivän mitään tekemättä?"
Varis vastasi: "Varmasti voit."
Joten niinpä jänis istui maassa koko päivän paikallaan mitään tekemättä. Yht'äkkiä kettu hypähti paikalle ja söi jäniksen.

Kertomuksen opetus

Jos aiot istua koko päivän tekemättä mitään, sinun pitää istua
hyvin, hyvin korkealla pallilla.

Opetus numero 2

Kalkkuna jutteli härän kanssa. "Haluaisin lentää puun latvaan,
mutta minä en jaksa lentää niin korkealle".
Härkä sanoi: "Mikset popsi minun kikaleitani,
ne ovat täynnä kuituja ja antavat sinulle voimaa."
Kalkkuna alkoi heti niitä napsimaan...
Se sai pian voimaa lentää alimmalle oksalle.
Pian muutaman päivän popsimisen jälkeen se oli valmis lentämään puun latvaan.
Sieltä hänet kuitenkin näki maanviljelijä, joka heti ampui kalkkunan alas puusta.

Kertomuksen opetus

Paskan jauhaminen voi saada sinut korkealle, mutta ei pidä sinua siellä kauaa.

Opetus numero 3

Pikku lintu lensi etelään talveksi. Oli jo kylmä ja linnun siivet
kangistuivat ja se putosi maahan pellolle. Kun se makasi siellä, paikalle tuli lehmä, joka pudotti läjän lantaa linnun päälle.
Lanta oli lämmintä ja pehmoista ja virvoitti pikkulinnun.
Lintu nautiskeli ihanasta lämmöstä onnellisena ja alkoi ilosta visertää.
Ohikulkeva kissa kuuli viserryksen ja lähti tutkimaan mistä ääni
tulee. Se löysi pikkulinnun, kaivoi sen esiin lannasta ja napsi suuhunsa.

Kertomuksen opetus

1.Eivät kaikki ole vihollisiasi, jotka heittävät paskaa niskaasi.
2.Eivät kaikki, jotka kaivavat sinut ylös paskasta ole sinun ystäviäsi.
3.Kun olet kurkkuasi myöten paskassa, on paras pitää turpa kiinni!

Henkinen hyvinvointi on tärkeämpää kuin eurot.

I must be crazy now
Maybe I dream too much
But when I think of you
I long to feel your touch

To whisper in your ear
Words that are old as time
Words only you would hear
If only you were mine

So today, I finally find the courage deep inside
Just to walk right up to your door
But my body can't move when I finally get to it
Just like a thousand times before.

Lost, confused, unseen and used
Dangerously fighting for nothing to lose
My progress is calling, its noticed I'm falling
It's time for a change, it's time for a move

And I know that its frightening
But its also exciting
Im taking a risk
That I know is worth fighting its

Better to make your mistakes
Than to live without knowing its
Better to fall on your face than to stay on your feet as long as you tried

Sometimes its hard to think my time here has ended
It troubles me to think about who I've offended
But I can't live my life,
In the interest of those,
Holding me back when I'm stood on my toes

But too many times I've been risking my life
Making decisions whilst trying to be nice its

Better to make your mistakes
Than to live without knowing its
Better to fall on your face than to stay on your feet as long as you tried

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxzXfr1Kf8

LoveLoveLoveLove this song <3

This is a letter, from God to man:
Hey there. How's it going?
Long time, no see.

I know I haven't been around much lately,
But it didn't seem like you wanted me to be.
The last time I sent down a message,
you nailed it to the cross, so i figure,
I'd just leave you to it.
And let you be your own boss.

But I've been keeping an eye on you, I have, and it's amazing how you've grown.
All your technological advances and the problems you've overthrown.
And all the beautiful art you've created with such grace and such finess
but I must admit there are a few things that, I'm afraid, have impressed me less.

So I'm writing to apologise for all the horrors committed in my name,
although it was never what I intended, I feel I should take my share of the blame.
A lot of good I tried to do was corrupted when orgnanised religion got into full swing,
what I thought were quite clear messages were taken to unusual extremes.

My teachings where taken out of context to meet the agendas of others,
interpretations were taken in many different ways and hidden meanings "discovered"
Religion became a tool for the weak to control the strong,
with all these new morals and ethics survival of the fittest was gone.
No longer could the biggest man simply take what ever he needed,
because damnation was the price if certain rules were not heeded.

Some of the deeds committed in my name just make me wonder where I went wrong,
back at the start when I "created" all of this, the foundations seemed so strong.
See all the elements were already here, long befor I began,
I just kind of put them all together, I didn't really thing out a long term plan.
I made the sun an appropriate distance and laid the stars across the sky,
so you could navigate the globe or simply watch a sunrise.
I covered the earth with plants and fruits, some for sustenance and some for beauty,
and made the sun shine and clouds rain, so that maintenance wasn't your duty.
I tried to give each creature its own attributes but without making them enveloped,
I gave you all your own space to grow and, in your own way, space to develop.
I didn't know that such development would cuase rifts and jealousy,
cause you to war against each other and leave marks on this planet indelibly.

You see, I wasn't the creator, I was more the curator of nature,
and I want to set things straight with homosexuals right now: I DON'T HATE YA!
I was a simple being that happend to be the first to yield such powers,
but I just laid the ground, it was you that built the towers.
It was you that invented bombs and the fear that comes with them,
and it was you that invented money, and the corrupt economic systems.
You invented terms like "Just wars" and terms like "Friendly Fire",
and it was you that didn't know when to stop digging deeper and when stop building higher.
It was you that exhausted the resources I carefully laid out on this earth,
and it was you that even saw these problems coming but accredited them little worth.
It was you that used my teachings for your own personal gain
and it was you that committed such tragedies, even if they were in my name.

So i apologise for any mistakes I made and for when my words were misconstrued,
but this apology is to mother nature BECAUSE I CREATED YOU!

If I lay here, If I just lay here...
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?