I don't mind you keepin' me
On pins and needles
If I could stick to you
And you stick me too

Don't break
Don't break my heart
And I I won't break your heart-shaped glasses
Little girl, little girl
You should close your eyes
That blue is getting me high

Bwahhahah :DMaanantai 02.07.2007 13:34

Niimpä. Jokainen saa ajatella niinku ite haluaa, ei omia ajatuksia pidä mennä tuputtamaan muille! Se on _vitun_ _ärsyttävää_!
Dear Randy,

I should grovel at your feet. I was delusional to think that I was ever good enough for you. I’ve thought a lot about it, and the light of your wisdom has begun to flicker through my dim brain. Allow me to list the ways in which I screwed things up:

1) It was very silly of me to think that you liked me just because you insisted on spending all of your spare time with me for 5 months. I mean, sleeping next to me 4 nights a week could mean anything.

2) I feel ridiculous for interpreting your words - “I love you” - as meaning that you loved me. Boy, is my face red! I now realize you meant, “I love putting my penis in your vagina after you pay for dinner and drive all of my friends home.”

3) I definitely should not have encouraged you in your urge to put Mr. Winky everywhere he would fit (and, let’s face it, a few places he almost didn’t!). Every guy hates girls who like sex. Girls who like sex are bad.

4) I’m humiliated that I allowed myself to think we were “serious” after you drove me 14 hours each way to meet your mother. I’m sure you do that with all the girls.

5) I’m sorry that I didn’t make a fuss on those occasions when you left skidmarks on my fresh, white bedlinens. I didn’t want to embarrass you, so I pretended not to notice. I should have called attention to the fact that you can’t be bothered to wipe your own ass. A nice girl would have told your friends.

6) When I got accepted to several ivy league law schools, I only proved your best friend’s theory that I am “beautiful but stupid.” I’m sorry that I insisted that you ask him to apologize. Girls with dignity are such a drag.

7) One of the reasons that you gave for dumping me is that my apartment is clean. It kills me to know that I would have won your heart if only I had cultivated a swarm of fruit flies in my kitchen to rival yours. I can see why you like them - their genome has been fully sequenced!

8) You probably don’t know about this yet, but I got drunk with your sister last week and told her about the time you tried on my panties. Whoops!

So when we sat on your futon making out on June 2nd, I can see why you paused to say, “It’s been fun dating you, but…” I’m sorry that I screwed up so badly. Now I just have to live with the difficult knowledge that some other lucky girl will get to drive you around and bleach your shit stains out of her sheets.



[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 20.06.2007 01:49

Kummeli.Torstai 07.06.2007 15:17

Ei kettu, maailman parhaita. :D

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.06.2007 02:04

Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious.
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess.
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right.

DonkkaritTiistai 05.06.2007 00:19

Vaikka on asioita joita ei voi antaa anteeksi,
aina voi pyytää.
Olin tyhmä, menin harhaan, se antaa voimaa.
En oo vielä mennyttä.

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta KnowSunnuntai 27.05.2007 01:49

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed, that was me.
And I'm not gonna fade.
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it.
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...Well, can you feel it?

And I'm here to remind you
of the mess you left when you went away.
It's not fair to deny me
of the cross I bear, that you gave to me.
You, you, you oughta know..

Mieti hetki.Sunnuntai 18.02.2007 23:13

Kun vanhus käveli rantaa auringonnousussa, huomasi hän edellään nuorukaisen, joka poimi meritähtiä ja sinkosi niitä mereen. Kun hän tuli pojan kohdalle, kysyi hän, miksi tämä teki niin.

Vastaukseksi hän sai, että rannalle juuttuneet meritähdet kuolisivat, jos ne jäisivät paikoilleen, kun aamuaurinko alkaisi paistaa.

— Mutta rantahan on kilometrejä pitkä, ja meritähtiä on miljoonittain, protestoi toinen. — Kuinka sinun vaivannäölläsi voisi olla mitään merkitystä?

Nuorukainen katsoi tähteä kädessään ja heitti sen sitten aaltojen turviin. — Sillä on merkitystä juuri tälle tähdelle, vastasi hän.

-Minnesota Literacy Council

;<Maanantai 29.01.2007 21:01