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07.12.07 15:35 <_janika> olin paikan päällä.
07.12.07 15:36 <HeisQ-> aik mageet oli juu, halosen kotibileet.

06.12.07 14:47 <mikko9o> 06.12.07 14:02 <Maija> 06.12.07 11:19 <jieny> 06.12.07 00:51 <_ade_> 06.12.07 00:42 <mikko9o> Einari olisi ansainnut voiton <--- Sori mut Einari on homo... <<< hahha, samoin sauli on homo ! <--- sauli on bi !! :D <-- eiku einari on bi ja sauli on homo <-- vittu homo on homo ja hetero on hetero jos on bi nii sitä on homo kans jumalauta! <<< niin monta lainausta, että osallistun itekki.. Oon aivan samaa mieltä muuten. Täysin.. Se on bi ja se on homo.

6 elämän faktaa:

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Yhyy, oon tyhmä :'<

10 KYSYMYSTÄ SINUSTA
Nimesi? - Milla
Ikä? - 14
Kuinka pitkä olet?- 163
Mikä on lempivärisi? - Valkone
Onkos ollut hyvä päivä? - Jooh
Millainen mieliala on tällä hetkellä? - Ilone
Minkä väriset hiukset sinulla on nyt? - Puffitetut
Onko sinulla oma TV? - Joops
Jos saisit yhden yliluonnollisen kyvyn, mikä se olisi? - Ööh, haavoittumattomuus, niiku heroesis se yks. :D
Näitkö unta viime yönä? Millaista? - En mie muista

9 KYSYMYSTÄ IHMISSUHTEISTASI
Seurusteletko?- Eh
Jos et, onko sinulla ihastusta?- Oh
Omistatko paljon ystäviä? - Jooh
Entä kavereita? - Juups
Mikä ero niillä ylipäätään on? - Ystävät on läheisempii
Onko sinulla hyvät välit vanhempiisi? - Jepulis
Onko sinua ikinä petetty (kaverisuhteessa tai seurustelusuhteessa)? - Kaverisuhtees juup
Vai oletko itse pettänyt? - Emt :O
Mikä on pahin asia, mitä sinulle on koskaan sanottu? - En kyl kerro


MITEN SANOT NÄMÄ 8 SANAA?
Koti? koti
Poikaystävä/tyttöystävä? - poikkis
Savuke? - tupakka
Opettaja? - ope
Kissa? - kisu
Bussi? - bussi, linkka
Helsinki? - hesa

7 OLETKO KOSKAANÂ…
Â…istunut katolla? - juu
…nähnyt kuollutta? - noup livenä
Â…soittanut kitaraa? - jooh
Â…vilautellut? - EH
…itkenyt itseäsi uneen? - juup
Â…juonut pillimehua pussista? - eh
Â…istunut koneella 6h putkeen? - Ihaks tosi? :D

6 KYSYMYSTÄ KUOLEMASTA
Pelkäätkö kuolemaa? - eh
Onko kukaan läheisesi kuollut? o
Jos katseella voisi tappaa, moniko olisi jo kuollut? - moni
Monenko ihmisen puolesta olisit itse valmis kuolemaan? - Monen,noin 12?
Entä monenko ihmisen käsiin uskoisit henkesi? - monen
Ajatteletko usein kuolemaa? - joskus

5 VALINTAA
Sininen vai punainen? - Punane
Vanilja vai mansikka? - mansikka
Rock vai pop? - poprock
Tietokone vai TV? - tietokone
Raha vai rakkaus? - rakkaus

4 SEKALAISTA KYSYMYSTÄ
Omistatko autoa? Jos et, millaisen auton haluaisit? - barbi auton :D
Pidätkö enemmän Coca-Colasta vai Pepsistä? - PEPSIII
Menetkö ensi kesänä festareille? - EN varmaa
Haluaisitko jonkun lävistyksen?- Juup

3 TEKISIKÖ MIELESI…
Â…pizzaa? - joo
…mennä rannalle? - eii
Â…nukahtaa ikuiseen uneen? - ei

2 NIPPELITIETOKYSYMYSTÄ
Kuulet kavereidesi puhuvan ”thrashin neljästä suuresta”, osaatko kertoa mitkä bändit ovat kyseessä? - eh
Tiedätkö mikä on suden latinankielinen nimi? - joku lupus se o?

1 VIIMEINEN KYSYMYS
Onko sinulla salaisuutta, jota et ole koskaan pystynyt kertomaan kenellekään? Noup, Not anymore

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lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D

Jes tänää liikkatunnil painia (y)

Voitin kyl Emmin :P Mut sitkun sanottii et mie ja Sini nii mie olin iha järkyttyny, ei vattu :D
Sini ku alotti het puskee ja mie vähä jäädin nii heti kaaduin selältee. Sit Sini vaa painaa miut alaspäi ja sit sen jalka oli miu jalan ympärin, enkä revenny sitte :'D Sit kakkoseräkin meni Sinille. Sini vähä voitti niiku kaikki ^^

19.11.07 21:42 <-Whisper-> Ketä on tulossa joutsenon bussiin?
20.11.07 15:03 <MillaPuri> MIE
20.11.07 15:38 <-Whisper-> Sen joo tiesinkii, ei oo sit vissii muita tästä yhteisöstä siihen tulossa?
20.11.07 15:40 <MillaPuri> mite muka oisit voinu tietää? :o
20.11.07 15:40 <-Whisper-> Emt, jos tei äiti ilmotti miutkii -.--
20.11.07 15:41 <-Whisper-> Ni kai sit siekin oot tulossa.. ja jos oikein muistan sie oot tuloss amiun kaa -.- Eikös? :d
20.11.07 15:41 <MillaPuri> ups. :P
20.11.07 15:42 <-Whisper-> Juuri nääin..

Vuonna 2004 nuori yhdysvaltalainen mies joutui kotimaansa armeijan uhriksi. Hänet pakotettiin pesemään osastonsa lattia omalla sähköhammasharjallaan, syömään mikrossa lämmitettyä kissanruokaa, juoksemaan jokapäivä harjoituskentän ympäri 79 kertaa jonka päälle hän sai yrittää juoda vain väkiviina-etikkaa. Lisäksi hän joutui tehdä miinakentän puhdistuksia side silmillään sekä sukeltajan räpylät jaloissaan ja lopulta hänet lavastettiin syylliseksi jääden kiinni kannabiksen poltosta. Juuri kun tilanne näytti helpottuvan, hän joutuikin värvätyksi sotaan Irakiin. Siellä hän päätyi ammutuksi, tosin ei vihollisen toimesta. Päivä ennen kuolettavaa (armo)laukausta, hän heräsi täysin alastomana leirin vartiokoiran kopista eikä muistanut edellisestä illasta ja yöstä yhtään mitään. Selässään hänellä oli tussilla kirjoitettu iso teksti missä luki "I did it for transgenders like me" ja vartiokoira löytyi leirin ruokavarastosta, missä se oli päästänyt tarpeitaan osan ruoan päälle ja osan se oli syönyt. Yllään koiralla oli miehen alushousut ja violetti puuhka. Mies lähti paniikissa juoksemaan edelleen täysin alastomana kohti aavikkoa toistaen samalla sanoja "HOLY CREEPING JEEBIES!"

Nyt kun olet nähnyt ja toistanut mielessäsi nuo ylläolevat sanat, tulet tapaamaan ammutun miehen. Ensi yönä, kun olet nukahtanut, mies ilmestyy peittosi alle ja alkaa taukoamatta hymäilemään light jazzin hittejä vuosilta 1978-1986.

Jos lisäät tämän tarinan omaan blogiisi, journaliisi tai päiväkirjaasi, hän jättää sinut rauhaan. Näin palkitaan hyvät tekosi. Jos et lisää, tulet kärsimään vaikeista alapään tulehduksista sekä virtsaongelmista seuraavat 40 vuotta ja sen mukana seksielämäsi huononee moninkertaisesti

kuha hän on ja mitä luulet hänen ajattelevan sinusta?

1. Matematiikan luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Immone? ::D:D:D:D:D Rakastaa mua.
- Takana istuvasi
¤ Hmm.. NootNootti :P Kai se ny ajattelee et oon hullu.

2. Äidinkielen luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Lottis, ajattelee varmaan et eiks toi vois jo olla hiljaa.
- Takana istuvasi
¤ Janne, rakas serkkupojke, rakastaa miuta. Ihan oikeesti!

3. Englannin luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Ope? Haha, emt :D
- Takana istuvasi
¤ Emmi, kyl se tykkää miust *hali*

4. Ruotsin luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Aatu tai Aleksi? :'D Se luulee mua hulluks. :<
- Takana istuvasi
¤ Seinä tykkää musta, meil on suhde. <3

5. Kemian luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Hmm.. Ei ketää jos immosta ei laske, mut jos lasketaa nii se rakastaa miut.
- molemmin puolin vierellä istuvasi
¤ Taru ja Lotta :D Tää on niiku lovee bejbet

6. Historian luokassa
- Edessä istuvasi
¤ Ope, tykkää.
- Vieressä istuvasi
¤ LottaPotta pikku peruna, kai se tyksii miut.
- Takanasi istuva
¤ Marikast en tiiä. :z


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