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Astu mun kenkiin,kävele hetki vieres,kato ympärilles,mikä on pieles?

Sarjassamme kotivideot:
"Allu viis vee: tuo on tyttölehmä.
Iskä: kaikkihan ne on tyttöjä.
Allu: ON NIITÄ POIKIAKKII!"

"Mummi: kumman piirakat on nätimmät? (vertailussa emun suht oikean näköiset ja allun säälittävät "kukot")
Allu: miun.
Mummi: emmun.
Emmu: miun on nätimmät ku siun on tuommoset erilaiset."

Mitä opimme tästä? emmu oli jo aika ääshoul pienenä.

"Allu seittemän vee syö punajuurta:
Mummi: Sie näytät ihan pupulta. (punajuurta korvissa asti)
Allu: Pupu, en mie oo pupu, emmuhan se meiän joulupupu oli.
Iskä: Sie ootki porsas, uudenvuoden porsas."

väsyttää..

kuudelt herääminen sucks

sain käskynkästä töitä täks viikoks. että nyt tää tyttö yrittää sitten kiskoo ittesä aamulla ennen kuutta ylös, mikä tarkottaa että ysiltä nukkumaan. :D

jeiihh :D

dementiaosastolle jukujuku.
jännittää et mitähä siitäki tulee. :)

Love grows in me like a tumor,
parasites bent on devouring its host.
I'm developing my sense of humor,
till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,
till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.

Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,
maybe I'll be the lucky one that doesn't get burned.
What the fuck was I thinking?

Love plows through me like a dozer,
I've got more give than a bale of hay,
and there's always a big mess left over.
What did you do?
What did you say?

Love tears me up like a demon.
Opens the wounds and fills them with lead,
and I'm having some trouble just breathing.
If we weren't such good friends I think that I'd hate you.
If we weren't such good friends I'd wish you were dead

Oh it's so embarrassing
I'm this awkward and incomparable thing,
and I'm running out of places to hide

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FEMALE PRAYER

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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep,
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks.
I pray hes gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesnt rhyme and I dont care.

haluun mahdollisimman kauas parikkalasta ku pääsee..
eli. avaruuteen.
Hintaa kokemukselle kertyy 35 miljoonaa dollaria. eli eikun säästämään.

when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over

Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up.
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify
Rippin someone's head off.
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract.
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days

It's all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit let the shit slip
Or youll be leaving with a fat lip.
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, talking that shit.

Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train.
First one to complain,
Leaves with a bloodstain.
Damn right I'm a maniac,
You better watch your back,
Cause I'm fucking up your program.
And then your stuck up,
You just lucked up,
Next in line to get fucked up.
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker,
It's just one of those days


I feel like shit,
My suggestion..is to keep your distance.
Cause right now im dangerous.
We've all felt like shit,
And been treated like shit.
All those motherfuckers,
That wanna step up,
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw.
I'll skin your ass raw,
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight



So come and get it.