IRC-Galleria

What the hell was todays plan. There was this slow feeling floading in the area. Everyone felt tired and numb. Then suddenly i felt an urgent need for some action. At that wery moment some weird flippers were at this local worm-farm, drinkin beer and spitting in a row. That was not truly my business but still i thoughed that there was still some hope left for my sick and twisted mind. As i kept on drouning in to my mind i realised that i am healthy and felt perfect. Must be something i ate.









OLDSCHOOL SUPERHERO

Disneyland was a happy place to be but not too happy, it was just perfect before the evil Tailor Bob Johnson came and destroyed the beautines of enjoy. I was wery wery angry about that, but there was nothing to do, he was too powerful to beat. So i had to lose this battle and start another one. I started my new battle with man called Monsun Mongoloid, becos he was retarted and ugly as shit. I felt no mercy when destroing he´s life. Actually i felt pretty good and fine. Then suddenly i lost control of the sitsuation and went crazy and mad. I lived nearly a year in a small boat surrounded by jellyfishes and a seagull, wich i hated. then i got an urgent need to go and find the true meaning of every existance. I realised what it was but i cant tell you what it was, you must expierience it, and then you may get little closer to your self.





Gurfeus=Guru+Morfeus

Rainy day
Happy day
Rainy day







Happy day Happy day

As I was walking trough the gates of hell I stopped to think were everythingwent wrong. Well i think it started at this rainy sunday afternoon, when Jaagup was getting woods from nearby forrest. I was just walking at my place trying to remember what i was doing. Suddenly i got this need to run, so i put on my shoes and went out, but as i stepped out some yelled at me something i didint quite unserstand. She was calling help i realized later when i was going to my friends castle to expand my mind. On the way to there i had this weird accident. I woke up from hospital at the next morgning. I tried to get up but i couldnt cos i had no leggs. I screamed for someone but no one came so i went back to sleep. I woke up about two hours later when this smelly old doctor was shaking me. "Get up." He said. "Lets go". He said. Then i had a total blackout. Next thing i can remember is that i wokeup from cafeteria near Slovenia. I was littlebit confusled cos suddenly i had got my leggs back. Allmost everything was going to hell, but still i felt happy.





PEOPLE WALK BY, THE SUN REPAIRS MY SOUL.

Shit happens i thought when i was fired from the office of horror. Reason why i got fired was that i fucked everything up and screwed the bosses wife. Later that day i went to a cafeshop to get something to eat. Cafeshop was loaded with swedish turists who all, from some odd reason, wanted to play pingpong with the shopkeaper. I saw that it was best for me to leave, becouse i didint want eny troubles with enyone. When i left there i found this wery old revolver with one bullet in it. I left it there, but i kept on wondering why was it there? Whos was it? But then i forgot the whole thing and went to a videoshop. There i bought some of the best tapes in the world. Then came the rain. I couldnt go out cos there was raining. The shopkeeper, called France Collahugh, asked if i wanted to go at hes place to sleep. I said no and ran out to the rain. Littlebit later i got shot and i died.




LateFolk who was The killer

....hmmm....what about him...? Well he was stupid as hell and ugly as shit, and did not know enything about gardening or enything else. When the man whitout pants realized that his shirt was dirty he changed it and felt happy, or sad. On monday morgings he used to sat on the big rock on he´s frontyard and thinked about he´s past and future. Then he realized that he had never left hes yard, never. He went in and put on pants and went to see the big world. The world accpted him as he was. He was thirtynine yearold when he went to the big world. He made me understand that there is more to it than just a rock and life without pants. He was almost my verybest friend...






Jesus A.D.I.D.A.S.

Inside the house was this strange piano type of thing,when you touched it,it made a sound that cant be explained. Colt Major was just about to blow that shit up when i yelled at him to hurry up. So he did and blewed it up way earlier than expected,that foolish trick turnedout to be yet funny and sad,becouse there was this dog trapped inside the quitar and was killed during the whole blowing up thing. I laughted at the dog and said:"BoomBada-BadaBoom!" and then i giggled like a little girl,i suddenly stopped laughing and went to barbershop to cut my hear. Barber made a mistake and cut me bold. That was allright by me cus i had it all figured out: Barber-man was my fathers dog who was trapped inside that quitar that was blowen up by Colt Major and who was saved by a strange miracle.


by: Dr. Phil

Today i went to see the great show of motorbikes and cars from another world. There i found out that i had a twin brother called Cirrus Warr. He was nearly six feet tall and three wide. He did not look like me at all and he did smell a bit odd and bad. He was wery unaware of things and had a bad choise of words. Later that day he died and strangly i didnt care.
I was determined to find out why i couldnt move,then i realised that i was nearly paralyzed. I had to do something,if i wanted to be able to move again someday. Weird thing in that was that i was perfectly fine and felt pretty good,to tell you the truth i wasent really paralyzed but more like bored cus i had nothing to do.
"Too much to do" said my dear friend Agatha Maxwell. She wasent wery clever and everybody knewed that. One day she told me that i could do a miracle if wanted to,i didint know how to react,but neighter did enyone else. Next day i went home to see how my friends were doing. When i got home i sow that there was nothing nowere.


the pointless forever

He was green and werry happy too. He couldn´t tell the difrense between a Massive Rumble and a Crazy Game-of-Chanse. Until today the green man was unaware of the exsessive violence that was groing in the world below. But this such sugniffgance difrence between good and evil dit not depress him at all,infact it had no influense on him,none at all. The green man dit not know that he was about to meet he´s future nemesis in crowded betting office in a little village in london´s underground tunnel,but neighter did i. The green man liked to do small objects jusing only he´s hands and mouth,that used to relax him but now it is just an obsession that makes him feel old,still he is happy.





-TO SEEK THE HAPPINESS-

Starring:
Jamie Foxx as Jay
Wesley Snipes as Jay
Marocco Will as Jay
Cumultiwe Cumulus as Jay
Arnold Shwarzenegger as Jay
Ronald Keith as Jay
Donald Keith as Jay
Tom Hanks as Jay
Tim Roth as Jay
Jeremy Fisher as Jay
Christian Bale as Jay


with special quest starring:
Samuel L. Jackson as Jay