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I judge by what sheÂ’s wearing
Just how many heads IÂ’m tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like itÂ’s getting worse
And I wish sheÂ’d take the night off
So I donÂ’t have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
TheyÂ’ll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
DonÂ’t they know itÂ’s never going to work
They think theyÂ’ll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebodyÂ’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
TheyÂ’re cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
DonÂ’t they know itÂ’s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
SomebodyÂ’s grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebodyÂ’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

IÂ’m hating what sheÂ’s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can’t wait ‘til they get what they deserve
This somebodyÂ’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish youÂ’d do it again
IÂ’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish youÂ’d do it again
Each night seems like itÂ’s getting worse
I wish youÂ’d do it again
This somebodyÂ’s getting hurt

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ahah! <3