why slug more slug

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
over 9000- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 – slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 – Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

why snail more snail

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
over 9000- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water see wich can breth underwater wich has surfase for air
9- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinessuer.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

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