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The Lonely Island - Jizz in my pantsMaanantai 26.01.2009 20:24

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and IÂ’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what weÂ’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I wonÂ’t apologize, thatÂ’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

J*** IN MY PANTS

donÂ’t tell your friends or IÂ’ll say youÂ’re a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
IÂ’m very sensitive, some would say thatÂ’s a plus

Now IÂ’ll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookinÂ’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thatÂ’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

ItÂ’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But weÂ’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now IÂ’m posed in an awkward stance because I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like youÂ’re not impressed
One more thing, IÂ’m gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

J***EDÂ…INÂ…MY PANTS

J***EDÂ…INÂ…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can weÂ…okÂ…

I J*** RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOUÂ’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WEÂ’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

J***Â…INÂ…MY PANTS

(I j*** in my pants, I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants)
yes I J***Â…INÂ…MY PANTS
(I j*** in my pants (AKIVA!), I j*** in my pants)

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