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The map is not the territory.Perjantai 30.06.2006 19:11

Loitering.Tiistai 27.06.2006 19:05

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.

Quality Control.Torstai 22.06.2006 20:49

You will no longer fall through a chair you are sitting in if you eat or drink.

This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge.Maanantai 19.06.2006 18:08

Purple skies.
Unsolved mysteries.

Gettin too hot.

My dear conspiracy theorist,Torstai 15.06.2006 22:35

See how you like this one:


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You, minion, are too saucy.Keskiviikko 14.06.2006 20:29

Platon: ' Its the transcendental supersensual sensations! Entities of beauty!'
Ain: ' So, your like,.. talkin bout the colour *red*?'
Platon: ' Yea pass me a Breezer hon ^^?'
Ain:

World hold on.Lauantai 03.06.2006 16:54

Permanent enlightenment is a delusion.

vs

You are the wisdom you seek.

Best of seven.Perjantai 02.06.2006 10:49

Dead Bill: Best of seven?
Grim Reaper: DAMN RIGHT!

Three out of five.Torstai 01.06.2006 08:24

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!