∞ - pure ainarchy

The map is not the territory.Perjantai 30.06.2006 19:11

Loitering.Tiistai 27.06.2006 19:05

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.

Quality Control.Torstai 22.06.2006 20:49

You will no longer fall through a chair you are sitting in if you eat or drink.

This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge.Maanantai 19.06.2006 18:08

Purple skies.
Unsolved mysteries.

Gettin too hot.

My dear conspiracy theorist,Torstai 15.06.2006 22:35

See how you like this one:


DEFINITION: Pronoia is the antidote for paranoia. It's the understanding that the universe is fundamentally friendly. It's a mode of retraining your senses and intellect so you're able to perceive that life always gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it.

HYPOTHESES: Evil is boring. Cynicism is idiotic. Fear is a bad habit. Despair is lazy. Joy is fascinating. Love is an act of heroic genius. Pleasure is our birthright. Receptivity is a superpower.

PROCEDURE: Act as if the universe is a prodigious miracle created for your amusement and illumination. Assume that secret helpers are working behind the scenes to assist you in turning into the gorgeous masterpiece you were born to be. Join the conspiracy to shower all of creation with blessings.
The preceding oracle comes from my book, PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings.

- Rob Brezsny

You, minion, are too saucy.Keskiviikko 14.06.2006 20:29

Platon: ' Its the transcendental supersensual sensations! Entities of beauty!'
Ain: ' So, your like,.. talkin bout the colour *red*?'
Platon: ' Yea pass me a Breezer hon ^^?'

World hold on.Lauantai 03.06.2006 16:54

Permanent enlightenment is a delusion.


You are the wisdom you seek.

Best of seven.Perjantai 02.06.2006 10:49

Dead Bill: Best of seven?
Grim Reaper: DAMN RIGHT!

Three out of five.Torstai 01.06.2006 08:24

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!