∞ - pure ainarchy

Ain Soph Aur.Sunnuntai 30.11.2008 18:52

Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Onion rings?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Extra-breading?
Leonard: I asked.
Sheldon: What did they say?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Did you protest?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Vociferously?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Well, then what took you so long?

*Flash*Lauantai 29.11.2008 09:18

Molly Grue: Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
The Cat: I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.

¹ººLauantai 29.11.2008 08:56

A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally
established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon
or three normal sized billiard balls.

-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

¹ºººLauantai 29.11.2008 06:35

<Linus> Spinach: divine will it keep me up all night?
* Spinach shakes the psychic black magic 8 ball...
<Spinach> It says 'Very Doubtful', Linus

Across The Universe Of Time.Lauantai 29.11.2008 05:27

"How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid
to let her touch you? I saw you. You were afraid of her."
"I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat
replied without rancor. "I would not waste time in foolishness if I were
you. As to your first question, no cat out of its first fur can ever be
deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them. As for your
second question --" Here he faltered, and suddenly became very interested
in washing; nor would he speak until he had licked himself fluffy and then
licked himself smooth again. Even then he would not look at Molly, but
examined his claws.
"If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been
hers and not my own, not ever again."

-- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"

¹ººººLauantai 29.11.2008 03:57

<Linus> Spinach: fortune
<Spinach> Linus: "I don't think so," said Rene Descartes. Just then, he vanished.

'?' has a way of turning into '!'Lauantai 29.11.2008 01:35

And who knows?
And who knows!

Neural network.
Dark of The Moon.

The dream maker's going make you mad;Tiistai 25.11.2008 01:50

oh oh oh oh oh oh oooah x4


oh oh oh oh oh oh oooah x8

Rule the World.Sunnuntai 23.11.2008 23:47

oh hai, Plato, - it’s you again

I walked through your Cave today.
It led me to Atlantis
led me to a winter thunderstorm
flash of lightning and snow.

Through stolen shadows
purple dust of twilight time
where fire of a planet
blossoms by moonlight.