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KOPIOI TÄMÄ PÄIVÄKIRJAASI ALLE 48 SEKUNNISSA , NIIN JOKA LAUANTAI SINULLE TAPAHTUU JOTAIN TODELLA KIVAA JA JÄNNITTÄVÄÄ! JOS ET KOPIOI , SAAT 4 KK HUONOA ONNEA ,JA ET TULE EDISTYMÄÄN IHMISSUHTEISSA

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will.

well it was just sundown in a small white town we call it east side palmdale. when the afroman went through the white land houses when up for sale. well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jane. i let her ride in my cadi cause i didnt know my dady was the leader of the kun klux klan. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.

(chorus)

i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

i met this girl from japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]

I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]

Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now its soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off

[CHORUS 'til it fades]

Iha vitu jepa :D