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perheen pojat ja mami on lähössä huomen bulgaaaariaan. philip meni nukkumaan ja tuli halaa mua.

philip: lisa, can you wake up tomorrow morning before we go? and can i text you when we are at the airport, and when we arrive to sofia?


like, how cute is that?

paul oakenfold night goes london-ug. no wait, what?!

i hate it when im in the UK and Miley Cyrus tells me theres a party in the USA.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

haluun esim. tän reuhkan takasi.

ti ho vista stare dietro a troppo rimmel, dietro un altra acconciatura eri dietro a una paura, che non lasci mai.

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's gorgeous! And I think she's a flight attendant...but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Hmm, no, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again; "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies!"

This time the woman looked at him, irritated, and screamed "What the $%#! do you want?!"

The man slumped back in his chair, and said: "Ahh, Finnair..."

- I have a surprise for you.
- In that case why are you still dressed?

uudenvuode bileit, anyone?

michael: nightynight lisa.
lisa: yeap sleep tight!
.... michael waits in the door...
lisa: michael, really, its bedtime!
michael: yeah i just.... could i have a finnish bearhug please? 'cause u always give them to philip and even if im a big boy it doesnt mean that i wouldnt want one.
lisa: *AWWW*