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mihin on hävinneet Chewithsit?

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 07.10.2007 14:05

hyvää nimpparia Äidille <sydän> ja pikomummolle myös

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 05.10.2007 16:23

ristan pitäis saada tasattua latvat.ei kukaan olis kiinnostunut tekemään kyseisen jobin vai olisko jollain tiedossa joku mukava parturi joka ei sellasesta hommasta nyhdä omaisuuksia...joo ja ammattikouluun en mene.
nim: -kokemusta on kun 7cm lyhennys meni lähemmäs 15cm-

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 01.10.2007 20:00

Sonata Arctica ei petä koskaan.
Pitänee varmasti sitä (ja PAIN:ia kaveriksi) sit synnytykseen mukaan että selvitään hengissä.

mitä sinä sanoisit??Keskiviikko 26.09.2007 12:43

Annan sinulle mahdollisuuden sanoa YHDEN sanan.
Se on viimeinen sana mitä voit minulle koskaan sanoa.
Sen jälkeen et voi sanoa minulle mitään, koskaan.
Minkä sanan sinä sanoisit?

Vastauksesi jälkeen kopio tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, ja katso mitä muut sinulle sanoisivat

miauh!Keskiviikko 19.09.2007 16:39

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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

Vituttaako?Tiistai 18.09.2007 14:55

Tämä on Vitutus-gallup. Jokaisessa asiassa vituttaa joku. Edes jokin pieni asia.
Päästä pessimistisyytesi valloilleen ja ala raivota!
Jokaiseen on VITTU PAKKO vastata!

MIKÄ SINUA VITUTTAA..

TALVESSA
* jos pakkasta on yli 15 astetta,tiet ovat hiekottamatta,kova lumipyry, liian paljon jos on lunta

KEVÄÄSSÄ
* lumipenkkojen alta paljastuneet koiranpaska kasat,roskat ja se märkien lehtien ym haju ja loska

KESÄSSÄ
* liika kuumuus, 20 astetta riittäisi ilman lämpötilaksi, vesi on aina liian kylmää eikä kunnon rantaa löydy ikinä

SYKSYSSÄ
* jos sataa liian usein, muta ja roskat jotka kulkeutuu koiran tassuissa ja miun lahkeissa sisälle

KOULUSSA
* pakotus

CD-LEVYISSÄ
* jos ei niissä lue mitä sisältää niin joutuu kuuntelemaan monen monta levyä ennenkuin löytää oikean, ne naarmuuntuu niin helposti jos nyt vähän unohtaa ne pöydälle lojumaan vaik kuukaudeksi

LEMMIKISSÄSI
* nakessa se ku ei kuuntele mitään ikinä,haahuilee vaan menemään
Viivissä se ku ei halua leikkii naken kanssa poikien leikkejä vaan on välillä niin neiti
Bambissa ku on välillä niin ärsyttävän nöyrä ja pelokas,sekä niin hoikka tyttönen

POLKUPYÖRISSÄ
* se etten voi ajaa sillä ku avain hävis heinäkuussa ja pyörä on onnellisesti lukossa

HAMEISSA
* perse näyttää yleensä liian isolta

HOUSUISSA
* lahkeet on aina tälläiselle 157 senttiselle liian pitkät

KORKOKENGISSÄ
* en tiedä vielä,aloittelen vasta käyttämään

TENNAREISSA
* näyttää hyvältä hyllyssä mutta jalassa näyttää ihan idiootilta ja eivät sovi minkään kanssa

VANHUKSISSA
* se kauheat kärpäsmyrkky hajuvedet, ne että höpisee juuri silloin linkassa tms kun haluaisit olla rauhassa ja se että tuomitaan ulkonäön perusteella

PIKKULAPSISSA
* kaiken kaikkiaan huono käytös,mutta se on periaatteessa vanhempien vika

SAIRAALOISSA
* ihan kaikki

MIEHISSÄ
* se että itsestään selvistä asioista pitää mainita joka saatanan päivä!!!!

SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄSSÄSI
* tylsemmiksi käyvät vuosi vuodelta!

RADIOSSA
* typerät juontajat ja kauheat listahittimusiikki

TELEVISIOSSA
* chatit,tv-pelit ja minun mielestäni paskat ohjelmat

KODISSASI
* sotku,ettei paikkoja ole vieläkään saatu valmiiksi

Vituttaako sinua usein?
* päivittäin

Vituttiko sinua tätä kyselyä tehdessä?
* oikeastaan alko vituttamaan vaan tuossa miesten toimettomuus kohdalla

Vituttaako sinua tällä hetkellä, kun olet tehnyt tämän kyselyn?
* kyllä

Kaikille naisille <3Sunnuntai 16.09.2007 13:20

Kun olin nuorempi, painoin vähemmän.
Minun ei koskaan tarvinnut vetää vatsaani sisään kun pidin päälläni tiukkaa mekkoa.


Mutta nyt kun olen vanhempi kehoni on vapautunut.
Vyötäröni kohdalla on elastista mukavuutta.


Italialaisten kenkien koko on oltava ainakin kaksi kokoa isommat,
jotta jalat ylipäätänsäkään mahtuvat sisään ja sukkahousujen haaraosa jää usein polvien korkeudelle.


Mutta, olen myös oppinut, että ei ole mitään väliä mitä tapahtuu,
miten mustalta kaikki tänään vaikuttaakin;
elämä jatkaa kulkuaan ja huominen on jo parempi päivä.


Olen oppinut, että tapa, jolla henkilö käsittelee seuraavat sateinen päivä,
eksyneet matkatavarat ja sotkuun joutuneet joulukoristeet.


Olen oppinut, että oli suhteesi vanhempiisi mikä tahansa,
tulet kaipaamaan heitä kun heitä ei enää ole.


Olen oppinut, että se, että hankkii rahaa ja tavaroita,
ei ole sama asia kun hankkia itselleen elämä.


Olen oppinut, että elämä joskus antaa minulle toisenkin mahdollisuuden.


Olen oppinut etten voi kävellä räpylä kummassakin kädessä,
joskus on tilanteita jolloin pallo on heitettävä takaisin.


Olen oppinut, että vaikka itselläni olisi surua ja tuskaa,
minun ei tarvitse aiheuttaa sitä muille.


Olen oppinut, että joka päivä pitäisi ojentaa kätensä jollekin toiselle henkilölle.


Olen oppinut, että kaikki tarvitsevat lämpimän ajatuksen
ja ystävällisen taputuksen olkapäälle.


Olen oppinut, että minulla on vielä paljon opittavaa.


Olen oppinut, että ihmiset tulevat unohtamaan mitä et sanonut tai tehnyt,
mutta he eivät tule ikinä unohtamaan mitä sait heidät tuntemaan.

martta vs. tosinainenKeskiviikko 29.08.2007 23:55

-Marttojen Tapa 1:Sullo mini-vaahtokarkki jäätelötötterön pohjalle estämään sulanjäätelön tippuminen pohjan läpi.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Imaise vain jäätelö tötterön pohjan läpi, hyvänen aika sentään.Todennäköisesti makaat kuitenkin sohvalla, jalat ylhäällä,syömässä sitä.


-Marttojen Tapa 2:Estääksesi perunoiden itämisen, laita omena perunapussiin.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Osta perunamuusijauhetta, joka säilyy vuoden.


-Marttojen Tapa 3:Kun kakkureseptissä kehotetaan jauhottamaan kakkuvuoka, käytävähäsen kuivakakkujauhetta sen sijaan, jolloin valmiin kakun pinnassa ei ole valkoista sotkua.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Mene leipomoon. He jopa koristelevat sen sinulle.


-Marttojen Tapa 4:Jos vahingossa lisäät liikaa suolaa ruokaan kun se on vieläkypsymässä, lisää sinne kuorittu peruna ja se imee liian suolanruoasta hetkessä.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Jos ylisuolaat ruoan kun se on vielä kypsymässä, huono homma.Toistakaa perässäni Tosinaisen motto: Siten kuin valmistan sen, siten syöt sen, ja siten pidät siitä.


-Marttojen Tapa 5:Kiedo selleri alumiinifolioon kun laitat sen jääkaappiin, ja sepysyy hyvänä viikkoja.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Selleri? Ikänä kuullutkaan.


-Marttojen Tapa 6:Sudi hieman vatkattua kananmunaa piirakkakuoren päällesaadaksesi kauniin kiiltävän viimeistelyn.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Pakastepiirakoiden ohjeissa ei lue mitään kananmunillasutimisesta, joten hyppään sen yli.


-Marttojen Tapa 7:Päänsäryn parantamiseksi: Ota limetti, leikkaa se kahtia jahiero puolikkaita otsaasi. Jyskytys katoaa.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Ota limetti, sekoita joukkoon vähän Tequilaa jne. Jäähdytä ja juo.Sinulla saattaa olla edelleen pää kipeä, mutta viis siitä.


-Marttojen Tapa 8:Jos sinulla on vaikeuksia saada purkkeja auki, kokeile lateksisia tiskikäsineitä. Ne antavat lipsumattoman otteen joka tekee purkin avaamisesta helppoa.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Pyydä "Hyödytöntä" tekemään se, samalla kun istuu persiilläänkatsomassa teeveetä.


-Marttojen Tapa 9:Älä heitä pois kaikkea jäljelle jäänyttä viiniä. Jäädytä sejääkuutioiksi tulevia patoja ja kastikkeita varten.
-Tosinaisen Tapa:Jäljelle jäänyttä viiniä?