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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

uudet silmälasit
ja aurinkolasit vahvuuksilla

+ Fruittari +
[ ] Lacoste on pakollinen
[ ] Oon nii vitun hot et muut pyörtyy
[ ] Farkkujen lahkeet sukissa on c00l
[ ] Hiukset vedetää pystyy kokonaisella geelipurkilla
[ ] .. Eikä pinkkiä kaulahuivia saa unohtaa
[ ] Tiukat farkut on jees
[ ] Reppu on vanhanaikanen
[ ] Raitapaidat kunniaan!
[ ] Merkkivaatteita kans kaapin täydeltä
[ ] Poppi ja räppi on parasta
[ ] Mulla on jengi jossa on väh. 9 henkilöä
[ ] Ja suurin osa niistä on tyttöjä
[ ] Photoshop on pakollinen
[ ] Vaik oon kyl nii nätti luonnostaa etten mä mitää photaria tarvi
[ ] Kaikki rikkinäinen on rumaa
[ ] Mut rei'ät farkuissa polvien kohdalla sallitaan
TOTAL:0

+ Emo +
[ ] My chemical romance on ihq!
[ ] Ja panic! at the disco.
[ ] Itkettää..
[ ] Ja tekis mieli viedä henki iteltää
[ ] Homot on söpöjä
[ ] Enkä varmasti pukeudu pirteisiin väreihin!
[ ] Oon ihan helvetin itsetuhoinen
[ ] Ja nautin siitä et sattuu
[ ] Oon masentunu
[ ] .. tai haluaisin olla
[ ] Oon yksinäinen
[ ] Kirjotan runoja ja itken
[ ] Hiukset leikataan ite
[x] Joku perheenjäsen on mulle tosi läheinen, enkä haluu menettää kyseistä perheenjäsentä
[ ] Kukaan ei silti ymmärrä mua
[ ] Oon harkinnu/yrittäny tappaa itteni
TOTAL:1

+ Pissis +
[ ] YHYY KUKAA EI RAQASTA MUA
[ ] Oon epäonnistunu ihmisenä
[ ] En pese meikkei
[ ] En oo koskaan kotona
[ ] Mulla on huono suhde vanhempiin
[ ] Ja juon teinisiideriä
[ ] .. jotka varastan kaupasta
[ ] Vittu oon pahis!
[ ] Poltan ja juon joka lauantai
[ ] Ja sit sunnuntaina kauhee krapula
[ ] Mulla on joka viikko eri jätkä
[x] Oon siitä huolimatta sinkku
[ ] Mulla on blondit hiukset
[ ] Tai sit ruskeet letit
[ ] Vihaan gootteja
[ ] Oon koulukiusaaja
TOTAL: 1

+ Hevari +
[ ] En usko jumalaan
[ ] Mut kuolemanjälkeen on elämää
[ ] Oon vaativa
[x] Ja yritän olla järkevä
[ ] Niitit on pakolliset
[ ] Vaan yks ihminen ymmärtää mun ajatuksia tässä maailmassa
[ ] Soitan kitaraa
[x] Kuuntelen heviä
[ ] Ajattelen järjellä, en sydämmellä
[ ] Housuissa on ainakin 5 kg edestä kettinkei
[ ] En pidä muita ku bändipaitoja
[ ] Tuska-festareilla pitää käydä joka kesä
[x] Karjuminen on kivaa
[x] Ja osaan karjua!
[x] Mut oon oikeesti herkkä
[ ] Ja mulle ei saa valittaa mun asenteesta
TOTAL: 5

+ Räppäri +
[ ] Yo!
[ ] Räppi on parasta!
[ ] Hevarit on perseestä ja kaikki sais vittu tappaa
[ ] Vihaan poliiseja ja ne on aina väärässä
[ ] Käytän paljon huiveja, lippiksiä tai pipoja
[ ] En käytä muita ku kolitseja
[ ] Puhuessani heilutan käsiä
[ ] Ja mun englanti oli todistuksessa kasi
[ ] Oon gangsta
[ ] mulla on jengi joka puolustaa mua jos oon kusessa
[ ] Opettajat vihaa mua
[x] Poltan tupakkaa
[ ] Esitän kovista
[x] En oo rasisti
[ ] Käytän pukeutumisessani paljon sinistä tai harmaata
[ ] Ja mun esikuva on Tupac tai Eminem
TOTAL: 2

+ Gootti +
[ ] Oon kajaaliriippuvainen
[x] Mitä tapahtuu kuoleman jälkeen?
[x] Muut luulee etten osaa puhua
[x] Vaikka oon vaa oikeesti ujo
[ ] Oon hyvä koulun taideaineissa
[x] Mulla on mustat hiukset
[x] Piikittelen kaikkii (työn ja opiskelun puolesta kyllä :P)
[ ] Korsetit on hienoja
[ ] Kuuntelen deathmetallii
[ ] Käytän paljo niittei ja ketjui
[ ] Palvon saatanaa
[ ] Tykkään leikkii tulella
[ ] Oon hirveen kalpee
[ ] Tai pyrin olemaa
[x] Pukeudun mustaa
[ ] En haluu ruskettuu
TOTAL: 6

+ Ernu +
[x] KAWAII (paitsi että se on ... K Ä V V Ä I I )
[ ] Oon iha vitun ärsyttävä muiden mielestä
[ ] En puhu mistää muusta ku animesta
[ ] Piirrän mangaa
[x] Ja luen mangaa
[x] Pukeudun värikkäästi
[ ] .. Ja ehkä pikkusen lapsellisesti
[x] Kuuntelen J-rockkii ( Maximum The Hormone ja Girugamesh \,,/)
[ ] Käytän raitapaitoi
[ ] Sekoon jos kuulen et joku japanilainen bändi tulee suomeen
[x] PEACE
[ ] Haluun muuttaa isona japaniin
[x] OON POKEMON!
[ ] Käytän valkosta kajaalia
[ ] Ja oon yliystävällinen
TOTAL: 6

+ Maailmanpelastaja +
[x] Oon positiivinen
[ ] En haluu kenellekkää pahaa
[x] Turkikset on kauheita
[x] Pyrin näkee ihmisissä hyvänki puolen
[ ] En oo missää väärässä
[ ] Pukeudun maaläheisesti
[ ] Enkä meikkaa ollenkaan
[ ] Oon tukioppilas
[ ] Oon kirjottanu nimeni "minä en kiusaa" adressiin
[x] Haluun pelastaa eläimet
[ ] Maailmanloppu pelottaa..
[ ] Mietin usein tulevaisuutta
[ ] Oon kauheen luova
[ ] Ja älyttömän yksinäinen
[x] Mulla on vahvat mielipiteet
[x] Kaikki avioliitot pitäis hyväksyä
TOTAL:6

+ Punkkari +
[ ] Punk on parasta!
[x] Kiroilen paljon
[x] Ja ihan vahingossa
[x] Oon anarkisti (sort of)
[x] Oon ihan helvetin tyhmä
[ ] Enkä tiiä mistää mitää
[ ] Mulla on irokeesi
[ ] Ja oon surullinen
[ ] En oo mihinkää tyytyväinen
[ ] Mulla on läväreitä kaikkialla
[ ] Sattuu..
[ ] Kukaan ei hyväksy mua
[ ] Käyn festareilla
[x] Käytän bändipaitoja
[x] Noi tuijottaa aivan varmasti mua..
[ ] Oon värjänny hiukset räikeellä värillä
TOTAL: 6

GoottiErnuMaailmanparantajaPunkkari.... ota musta sit selvää, saatana

Hey mom there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creature from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real
Leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic yes you know me
Been best friends and will be till we die
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies,
Alright

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation
Information, nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies

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pedofilia on sairasta, mutta niin on tuon adressin tekijäkin... ei näin, ei todellakaan näin