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I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath.

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your fuckin' face tonight

Do we always gotta cry?
Do we always gotta live inside a lie?
Life's just a blast
It's Movin really fast
Better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass

I know why you wanna hate me..

Mä vajosin mitä tahansa tein
Jää suli aalloiksi ympärillein
Syvyys olet ääretön meressäin.

-ärsyttääkö sinua niin palljon? :'(

arvaa, paljonko kiinnostaa...

Vuokra maksamatta,
tili miinuksella,
verikoirat kintereillä.
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Saan aamupalan alas illal ja alan chillaa,
ihan sama jäänkö himaan, elämä on pilal.
Hukuttaudun viinaan ja väitän et mul on kivaa.
Mikä mus on vikana? "Sitä saa mitä tilaa".

:/:/:/:):/

Mä en oo kunnos, joka päivä on painajaista,
samanlaista en erota perjantaita maanantaista,
mikä mua vaivaa, oonks mä laiska vai sairas,
ja ku aikas katot mua, huomaat vaihtavas paikkaa.
Ei se haittaa,
eikä ruokaa jaksa laittaa tai vaihtaa ees kanavaa,
katon lumisadet vaikka.
Tuun kai aina elään ikiomas maailmas,
jos taivas on musta ja aurinkoo vailla.

ei pysty

Epäiletkö milloinkaan
että et jaksaisikaan niellä enempää
Naruasi toivot köydeksi
ja pettymykset riittää.

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................b***h
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

I never had to say goodbye
You must have known I wouldn't stay
While you were talking about our life
You killed the beauty of today.