IRC-Galleria

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 28.11.2008 16:03

<3


Pidetään huolta siitä, ettei tule naulanreikiä. Lue koko tämä kertomus aina viimeiseen lauseeseen asti. (Tärkeintä onkin lukea viimeinen lause)

Olipa kerran pahantuulinen pikkupoika. Hänen isänsä antoi hänelle pussillisen nauloja ja sanoi, että joka kerran kun hän menetti malttinsa, hänen tuli vasaroida yksi naula aidan takaosaan.
Ensimmäisen päivän naulasaalis oli 37 naulaa. Muutamien viikkojen aikana poika oppi hillitsemään kiukkuaan ja päivittäin naulojen lukumäärä yhä pieneni. Hän huomasi, että oli helpompaa hillitä itsensä kuin takoa nauloja aitaan.
Vihdoin koitti päivä, jolloin hän ei kertaakaan menettänyt malttiaan. Hän kertoi siitä isälleen ja tämä ehdotti, että poika vetäisi aidasta pois yhden naulanjokaisena sellaisen päivänä, jolloin hän ei kiivastunut.

Päivät kuluivat ja lopulta nuorukainen voi vihdoin kertoa isälleen, että hän oli poistanut kaikki naulat. Isä johdatti pojan kädestä pitäen aidan luo. Hän sanoi: 'Olet tehnyt hienoa työtä poikani, mutta katsopas aidassa olevia reikiä. Aitaa ei koskaan enää saada entiselleen. Vihapäissäsi sanotut sanasi jättävät juuri tämänlaisia arpia. Voit iskeä veitsen toiseen ihmiseen ja vetää sen ulos. On ihan samantekevää, kuinka monta kertaa pyytelet anteeksi - haava on yhä olemassa. Sanoilla aiheutettu haava on aivan yhtä paha kuin ruumiillinenkin'.
Ystävät ovat tosi harvinaisia jalokiviä. He saavat sinut hymyilemään ja rohkaisevat sinua onnistumaan. He kuuntelevat meitä, he lausuvat meille kiitoksen sanat ja haluavat aina avata sydämensä meille.

Osoita ystävillesi, kuinka paljon heistä välität ja lisää tämä päiväkirjaasi.
Suo minulle anteeksi, jos joskus jätin sydämeesi naulan reiän..

..??..??..Lauantai 15.11.2008 00:06



Se, kenet toivot olevan vierelläsi lopun elämäsi ajan, pidä siitä kiinni, äläkä päästä irti. Kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi minuutin sisällä, tai se ketä ajattelit tätä lukiessasi löytää toisen, jonka kanssa haluaa viettää loppu elämän.
Äiti

4 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti osaa mitä vain!
8 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti tietää paljon! Todella paljon!
12 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Minun äiti ei todellakaan tiedä kaikkea.
14 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Tietenkään äiti ei tiedä sitä!
16 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Äiti? Se on todella vanhanaikainen.
18 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Se vanha nainen? Se on nyt semmoinen vanhanaikainen.
25 vuoden ikäisenä ~ No, kyllä se varmaan saattaa tietää siitä hieman.
35 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Ennenkuin päätetään, kysytään äidin mielipide.
45 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Mietin vain, että mitä äiti siitä ajattelisi?
65 vuoden ikäisenä ~ Voisinpa kysyä äidiltä neuvoa.

1. Äidit opettavat kuinka TYÖT TEHDÄÄN SIISTISTI: 'Jos te ****leet aiotte
tappaa toisenne, menkää ulos! Sain just siivottua!'

2. Äidit opettavat USKONTOA: 'Sun on parasta rukoilla että tämä tahra lähtee
tästä matosta!'

3. Äidit opettavat LOGIIKKAA: 'Se on niin, koska minä sanon niin!' ja 'Jos
putoat siitä keinusta ja katkaiset niskasi, et pääse kanssani kauppaan!'

4. Äidit opettavat SELVÄNNÄKEMISTÄ: 'Vaihda puhtaat alushousut, ei tiedä
vaikka joudut onnettomuuteen!'

5. Äidit opettavat IRONIAA: 'Naurapa vielä vähän aikaa, niin annan sulle
syyn itkeä!!'

6. Äidit opettavat asioita NÄLÄNHÄDÄSTÄ: 'Suu kiinni ja syö se lautanen
tyhjäksi!'

7. Äidit opettavat AKROBATIAA: 'Kato nyt mitä sontaa sulla on niskassa!'

8. Äidit opettavat HILLITTYÄ KÄYTÖSTÄ: 'Istut siinä hiljaa ja liikkumatta,
kunnes ruoka on valmista!'

9. Äidit opettavat LUONNONMULLISTUKSISTA: 'Ihan kuin pyörremyrsky olisi
sekottanu huoneesi!'

10. Äidit opettavat TALOUSASIOISTA: 'Jos et nyt lopeta niin sut myydään
mustalaisille!'

11. Äidit opettavat PITKÄJÄNTEISYYTTÄ: 'Istut siinä niin kauan kunnes kaikki
herneet on syöty.'

12. Äidit opettavat KÄRSIVÄLLISYYTTÄ: 'Odotahan kun päästään kotiin!'

13. Äidit opettavat GENETIIKKAA: 'Olet ihan kuin isäsi!'



Juhannus<3Maanantai 23.06.2008 01:30

kiitos rakkaille jotka vietti mun kans aivan mahtavan juhannuksen ja sai hetkeks unohtamaan kaiken muun pa*kan<3<3<3

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 03.06.2008 21:23

15:20 LAITTAKAA NIMI!!
KOPIOIKAA JOKA IKINEN JA KÄYKÄÄ ALLEKIRJOITTAMASSA! LAITTAKAA ETEENPÄIN!

Vuonna 2007 "taiteilija" Guillermo Vargas Habacuc otti kadulta kulkukoiran, sitoi koiran taidegalleriaan ja antoi sen nääntyä kuoliaaksi.
Useita päiviä "taiteilija" ja galleriavieraat katsoivat tunteetta tätä "mestariteosta", jonka koiran kuolinkamppailu muodosti. Lopulta koira menehtyi.

Näyttävätkö oheiset kuvat sinusta taiteelta?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cBBudN0_-E&feature=re...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-jIP8i1djg&feature=re

Mutta tässä ei vielä ole kaikki: arvostettu taidebiennaali Visual Arts Biennial of the Central American on nyt kutsunut taiteilijan tekemään saman julman performanssin uudelleen tämän vuoden biennaaliin.
Auta pysäyttämään tämä taiteen nimissä tehtävä eläinrääkkäys!

Mene jommalle kummalle seuraavista sivuista:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ea6gk/petition-sign.html tai
http://www.petitiononline.com/ea6gk/petition.html
ja allekirjoita vetoomus "taideteoksen" pysäyttämiseksi. Lähetä tämä kirje kaikille tuntemillesi eläinihmisille. Ole kiltti. Allekirjoitus ei luonnollisestikaan maksa mitään ja aikaa siihen kuluu noin 30 sekuntia

miauuu (Jonnalleni<3)Keskiviikko 23.04.2008 16:46

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<3Keskiviikko 12.12.2007 00:05

nämä ovat ikuisia hetkiä
aina lyhyitä välähdyksiä
kun hän mittaa kattoa katseellaan
kääntyy jälleen vuoteellaan
hän laskee sekunteja suunnilleen
hän laskee yönsä aamuvarhaiseen

ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan valvoo vuoteellaan
hän kellon käyntiin koittaa viimein nukahtaa
ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan ajatukset seuraa toisiaan
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa

hämärässä hiljaisuuden ääniä
kuuntelee hän kirja kädessään
joka päivä on yötä rakkaampi
joka aamu iltaa kauniimpi
ja hän huomaa, vaikkei niin tahtoiskaan
hän huomaa: tähän alkaa jo tottua

ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan valvoo vuoteellaan
hän kellon käyntiin koittaa viimein nukahtaa
ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan ajatukset seuraa toisiaan
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa

ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan valvoo vuoteellaan
hän kellon käyntiin koittaa viimein nukahtaa
ei yksinäinen unta saa
vaan ajatukset seuraa toisiaan
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa
kunnes aamu jälleen silmiin sarastaa

Belindara <3<3<3Tiistai 04.12.2007 16:53

Tänään taas mietin rakasta ystävää ja hänen masu asukkiaan<3
Muutamaan viikkoon ei olla ehditty taas nähdä, mutta mielessä oot(te) joka päivä!

Lov U Cirl

oih;) <3Maanantai 15.10.2007 03:10