Juulia: "ps. you should write a book"
Arthur: already have done so. the first one is called "lord arthimander the alchemist's plentiful and excellent manual of the glorious and most beloved grimoire of the ars vulgaris et corporis and the application of such to the practice of hermeneutic magic", published in 1618 in bavaria. a small snippet from said book:
"first ye must sacrifice the goat with a horrible & powerful thrust of your pelvic area, the kind that the celebrated arab sage avicenna called 'al-faw al-llah', or the 'mighty thrust of the merciful one' (ipsum lorum et lingua latina absurdum senatus populsque romanum). thereafter ye shall draw with the crimson life fluid of the sacrified creature a pentagram, invoking while doing so the name of herpested trimagius and paracelsus, and then the names of the lesser seraphims ibrazel, porniel, qoitusiel, qunnilingusiel, agmaliel, romadiel, kaksuqaviel, karnael, samael, methiel, umbiliel, qophrofagiel, and of course metatron. thereafter ye shall place yerself in the circle and contemplate the five thousand names of god in silent meditation while tui phallus trahere. thereafter ye shall intone, 'oh, lord of khokmah and gevurah, oh binah and malkuth, all men hail YHVH father of adam and eve, pater noster scuti ars vulgaris, descend ye from heaven, father. at my command and my tongue shall bind thee with thy name, which is TETRAGRAMMATON'"
a more recent book was "the sutra of awakening to erected wisdom", (or, in the original sanskrit, 'jhagabhartrshamaghayrahah mrti krshna aum padme hum", a work drawing significantly on the philosophical tradition of bhattu kashmir, a devout follower of the teachings of the karma sutra.
ha-hah, try to make sense of this, oh thou who has contacted moi.