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[Ei aihetta]Torstai 17.01.2008 02:09

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you
higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha who chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg. Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I ain't got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice for the fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery is free but not from me I always want a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
oh shit27c:53

sami mammuttiSunnuntai 13.01.2008 02:37

Vuorilla hän vaeltaa, janonsa veteen sammuttaa
Kukkuloiden laelta laaksoihin hän tallustaa
Kun tulipalo roihuaa, on metsänväki kauhuissaan
Vaan silloin jostain kajahtaa: "Ei hätää!"
Apu on jo tulossa

Hän on Sami, oiva mammutti
Pensaspalon sammutti
Hyppää Samin selkään
Etkä enää koskaan pelkää

Voi Matti-Konnaa pelottaa:
Kas, varjo ylleen lankeaa
Ja syöksyhampaat suuret saa
Konnankin jo suunniltaan
Toisinaan
Vaan palokuntaa tarvitaan
Siks' kärsä vettä ruiskuttaa
Niin konnakin jo uskaltaa
Esiin tulla piilostaan

Hän on Sami, oiva mammutti
Pensaspalon sammutti
Hyppää Samin selkään
Etkä enää koskaan pelkää

Vaan joskus myrskypilvet saa
Kirkkaan taivaan tummentumaan
Vaan silloin Sami lohduttaa:
"Kyllä aurinko alkaa vielä paistamaan!"

Hän on Sami, oiva mammutti
Pensaspalon sammutti
Hyppää Samin selkään
Etkä enää koskaan pelkää"

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 13.01.2008 00:57

Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start things over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

therapy? dianePerjantai 23.11.2007 13:54

Hey little girl wanna go for a ride ?
Theres room and my wagon is parked right outside
We can cruise down rober street all night long
But I think Ill just rape you and kill you instead
Diane diane diane diane diane diane
I hear theres a party at lake cove
Its be much easier if I drove
We could check it out
We can go and see
Come on take a ride with me
Diane diane diane diane diane diane
Lay down together for a while
Ill put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile
Youre the cutest girl Ive ever seen in my life
But its over now and with my knife
Diane diane diane diane diane diane

abuaaaaaLauantai 06.10.2007 23:42

tage lindblom

kun ei jaksa niiiiiiiiiin ei jaksa!Torstai 04.10.2007 00:36

nyt tä jätkä lähti pesulle!



Uusis söi ala-asteen ruokailussa kaikki uunimakkarat, kaikki!

VÄSYTTÄÄ!!Maanantai 27.08.2007 09:39

vittu et mä vihaan näit aamuvuoroi!

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 03.11.2005 03:13

vittu.. mitä vittuu!!... timo auta!!


pimp my letti!
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