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Hyvää jussia.. oli kiva nussia.. ja muistakaa et kaljan hinta on liian kallista eli hidastelkaa kassajonoissa..

Olin eilen Jammun kans fisus.. en siis kalan sisällä vaan kaloja narraamassa.. otin vehkeeni esille (siis virvelin senkin sika!! ei ajatella kaksi mielisesti!!) ja pistin lipan paikalleen ja nakkasin veteen.. ei muutakuin pari heittoa niin johan nappas.. semmonen fisu et meinas viiä miutkin mukana.. LOL

PRKL.. tänään kämpän siivous ennen kotia menoa.. aaarrggghhh.. tämä on yhtä tuskaa..

jospas sitä huomena pääsisi kotio.. YOSH!!

Tylsää olla raahesa ja pelata TRAVIANIA.. ois etes rahaa ostaa KALJAA..

raahessa jumissa.. eikä mitään tekemistä.. no lähtis vilautteleen kylälle XD

tänää yksi koe ja sit alkaa kesäloma lomakesä vitu.sti kaljaa ja maggaraa.. ja sit jätetään aivot narikkaan ja lähetään soutaan munasillaan siikajokeen.. lol

Laske sitä mukaan kun luet.
Älä huijaa kattomalla loppua, tää ihan oikeesti toimii! Etene siis
kohta
kohdalta ja hämmästy!

1. Valitse luku kuinka monta kertaa viikossa haluaisit seksiä.
(Mieluummin enemmän kuin yksi, vähemmän kuitenkin kuin 10)

2. Kerro luku kahdella. (vähän röyhistelyä)


3. Lisää lukuun 5.


4. Kerro saamasi luku 50:lla.
*odottelee että saat sen laskimen haettua.....*


5. JOS olet jo viettänyt synttäreitäsi tänä vuonna lisää lukuun
1758.....
jos et ole, lisää 1757.........


6. Nyt vähennä saamastasi luvusta syntymävuotesi (neljä numeroa)


Nyt sulla pitäis olla kalkulaattorissa (tai päässä) kolmilukuinen
numero.

Eka numero on se kuinka monta kertaa haluisit saada viikossa seksiä.

Seuraavat kaksi......

SUN IKÄ!!! Toimii!

Tämä vuosi (2008) on ainoa milloin tää homma toimii, joten pistä
eteenpäin!! Aika vaikuttavaa, eikö totta??

WTFK??

Kerron mitkä viisi tavaraa (ei asiat,eikä ihmiset) minulle on tärkeimpiä kun saan tämän haasteen. Tämän jälkeen valitsen seuraavat viisi ihmistä, jotka haastan tekemään saman perästä. Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä.Ilmoitan ne viisi henkilöä haasteen lopuksi ja käyn ilmoittamassa haasteesta heidän kommenttilaatikkoihinsa


I. Tietokone
II. Matka Puhe.elimeni
III. Kynä ja Paperia
IV. Visa Elektron
V. Kahvinkeitin

Haastan seuraavat henkilöt YOSH..

mirjaliisa, Sanji, -hnu-, jami, Oodie-

YOSH YOUTHFULL TEST´S SHALL BURN BRIGHT

Sam's past. Chapter 02.

I woke up a few hours later, not moving or opening my eyes because I felt that there was someone in the lair, "Now I
will get my revenge." I thought grinning evilly. "Doross ur Ticiluss." I said and heard a feline voice laughing
behind me, I stood up and saw a red dragon laying on the ground panting heavily with a small grin on her face. "I'm
sorry I thought that you were Earl." I said.

"No its ok, but where is Earl and what are you doing here in his lair?" She asked standing up and looking at me,

"I think that he went to see his buddy but I don't know when he will be back." I said and saw Earl Standing behind
her finger on his snout, obviously he didn't want me to betray him.

"Surprise." Earl shouted and started to tickle her making her laugh and fall to the ground,

"Earl you idiot don't do that again or I'll rip your balls off." She growled at him, making Earl laugh again,

"Aww is my little Mia angry at her twin brother." He answered,

"Is this your sister dude." I asked looking at Mia,

"Yes, Mia this is my friend Sam." Earl said,

"So he is the one which everybody is talking about." She chuckled and looked at me winking her eye.

"Hi, but why is it such a big thing that somebody can see you guys?" I asked,

"Nobody has every seen through our invisiblity spell before so thats why you're famous." She said,

"Yes but." I was saying when my stomach growled, "Hey dude, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat in this place?" I
asked,

"No, I go hunting when I'm hungry." He said,

"Shall I call the pizza place and order some pizzas for us, oh wait, they can't get here, aww I'm starving." I said while
holding my stomach which was growling for food,

"If I remember right there is a spell in that book which will make the food you're thinking about." He said,

"Really." I said and went to the shelf, taking the same book I had taken before.

"It's on page 123." He said,

"Can he do magic?" Mia asked Earl,

"Yes he can, I couldn't believe it when he cast the mirror spell." He answered,

"But those spells are hard, how is he able to cast them?" She asked.

"I don't know." Earl answered,

"Aha, Birightus ur Fobius." I said and there was a dull "Puff." Sound again, revealing twenty pizza boxes in front
of me, "Wow it worked." I said and put the book back in the shelf.

"He's good." Mia said when she saw the pizzas,

"Ok guys there is pizza for everyone, so jump in." I said and took one pizza box in my hand opened it and
took a slice of pizza in my hand,

"It smells good." Earl said when he took one pizza in his hand and sniffed it afterwards throwing it into his muzzle, "And it
tastes better than meat." He said while taking another one,

"It's amazing how humans can do things that we can't." Mia said when she was eating,

"Next time we should try chinese food." I said after finishing my second pizza and giving a little burp, making Mia
and Earl laugh. "Sorry guys I'm full, but you can eat the rest of those pizzas." I said and laid on the ground.

"So Sam are you going to Dragon University tomorrow, I heard rumours that you're coming to our class?" She asked
and I saw Earl to say something and those empty pizza boxes disappeared into thin air.

"Yes." I said playing with my mobile phone,

"What is that thing?" Mia asked pointing at my hand were I was holding my phone,

"Oh this." I said and turned on the camera and took picture of Mia and Earl making a dull click come out from it,
"This is a camera and a mobile phone, which we humans use to communicate with each other if another person isn't
around." I said showing the pictures to Mia and Earl which were both amused.

"Like telepathy." She said,

"Yes, like telepathy but I have to pay money to call my friends." I said stuffing it back into my pocket,

"What else do you humans have that we don't." Earl asked,

"Television where we watch news or movies, computers which we use to surf nn the internet, boats we use to go
across water and planes to fly in the air." I answered,

"Ok, but we had better not fill our heads with these human things, we have exams tomorrow so we have to prepare." Mia
said looking at Earl,

"Fuck, it was tomorrow, I didn't remember." Earl said and hopped on the pillow pile with Mia and started to
study. I was laying on the ground playing with my mobile phone and listened to their argument about some spell.

"I think Artemis will ask us to make this spell, I'm sure." Mia said,

"So how does it go?" Earl asked,

"Simple, just think about the object and say Dure ha Apre." She said,

"Dure ha Apre." I whispered and there was this "Puff." Sound again and my black tank which Earl burned appeared in
my hands. "Wow it worked." I thought, putting my tank on and noticed
Mia and Earl look at me. "What?" I asked,

"Is there anything you can't do?" Mia asked,

"I can't fly." which was the first thing to come to mind.

"Silly man, try not to cast anymore spells or you might blow something up." She said,

"Ok." I said continuing the game on my phone, after a few minutes of playing with my phone I got bored and decided to
read something. I went in front of the bookself and saw this interesting book called Old Magic and Wizards, I took
it and sat down to read it.

"You're stupid." Mia said when Earl turned her into a rabbit and laughed at her, until he was turned into a pig and
Mia was back in her normal form laughing at him.

"Ha haa very funny." Earl said and turned back into his normal form. Then I saw the word Levitation in the book,

"This could be handy." I thought and started to read.

"Ones upon a time there was a wise wizard who learned the art of levitation. It was very easy to learn if the user had
magical skills or was very strong, "Just focus your energy and move it under you." The wise wizard said to everyone who
asked him how to do it." And it ended.

"That was a very short piece of advise." I thought and decided not to try it here because Mia asked me not to disrupt their
studying. I continued reading the book but towards the end of it it felt like I had no use of any of those kinds of magical spells
so I decided to quit reading the book, and put it back on the shelf. Then there was this loud crack and thunder
after it heard coming from outside the lair,

"Aww, it started to rain." Mia said,

"Don't worry, you can sleep here until the rain stops." Earl said,

"Thanks Earl." She chuckled and they continued their studies,

"Hey Earl can I use your bathroom, I need to get bath?" I asked,

"Sure." He answered,

"Thanks." I said and walked into the bathroom, taking of my clothes and wading into the water, "Aww fuck its
hot." I growled and sat down on the rock which was under the water and relaxed, letting my body get used to the hot water.
Then there was this splash and hot water flew up into my face, "Hey watch out." I said and saw Mia sitting in front of
me, "Hey, I'm nude here." I said.

"So am I, does it bother you." She chuckled and started to relax,

"No." I said and relaxed again, then I felt something touch my crotch. I opened my eyes and looked at Mia, who
was smiling. "You want something from me?" I said grinning evilly back at her.

"Maybe, I have never yiffed with a human." She chuckled,

"So you call yiff what we call sex." I said making her come in front of me, "I think you're a little too big
for me." I moaned when she rubbed my crotch.

"No problem." She said and started to shrink until she was the same size as me. Then she kissed me deeply, our
tongues wrestling and exploring each others mouths. I bent my hand down until it was caressing her slit getting
a moan from her.

"Oh Mia likes it." I chuckled and pressed one finger in making her moan again,

"Oh god you know how to use those fingers." She moaned and bucked against my fingers, then I put one more finger in
making her moan some more and climax, her juices mixing with the water. "Now don't tease me anymore." She panted and moved her
sex on top of my fully hard cock.

"You asked for it." I said and pushed my rod slowly in making her moan again and again when I started to hump
in her slowly then increasing my tempo, then she started to moan heavily and I felt the pressure building in my
crotch making me hump faster then she climaxed again with a roar tightening her cunt which made me cum in her and
roar along with her.

"Did you like it?" I asked when she collapsed next to me returning to her normal size,

"Yes, that was the best yiff I've had in my whole life." She purred and leaned her head against my chest,

"Thanks you were my first." I said, caressing her head making her purr even more,

"What you mean that I took you virginity." She said,

"Yep." I answered,

"Why have you saved it this far." She asked,

"I saved it for someone special." I said and stood up walking inside the small waterfall to wash my body of her
juices.

"So I am that special." She said and came to hug me from behind,

"Yes I you are feeling the same." I said turning around and kissing her,

"Aww that is sweet." She purred,

"So are you." I said and went back to put my clothes on but was stopped by her,

"No, let me." She said and my clothes started to glow and then she gave them to me, "Here I used a cleaning spell on
them." She chuckled,

"Thanks." I said after dressing and then walked with Mia to the living room where Earl was reading a book,

"Did my Little Mia get a good yiff." He laughed,

"Shut up." She growled and threw a pillow at his snout making him fall to the pillow pile and groan.

"Heh, he's just envious." I said,

"What." Earl said and threw a pillow at me but I caught it before it hit my head and threw it back at him,

"His reflexes are a little slow." Mia laughed when she was hit by a pillow which started the ultimate pillow fight
between the three of us. After a few minutes slashing and throwing we were exhausted and panting heavily.

"Dude, this is childish." I laughed while laying on the ground, from when I was hit by a pillow to my stomach and then
there was Mia laying on top of me and she started giggling like a little girl. She kissed me deeply exploring my mouth with her
long reptilian tongue,

"Stop it you two, this is turning me on." Earl said and I saw him trying to hide his erection with a pillow,
then Mia stand up and looked at me and then Earl.

"No, you're kidding." I said when I saw a small grin spread across her face,

"What." Earl looked at me then back at Mia,

"I want to see you guys yiff." she chuckled,

"What." Earl said,

"Do it or I will finger myself until I climax and you will have to watch while I do it." She said looking at me,

"Darn you girl I don't like to be teased." I said undressing and went over to Earl who was looking in my eyes,
then I rolled him over to see his now fully hard member, it was huge, about 10 inch long. Then I started to kiss his
chest going lower until I reached his cock and then took it in my mouth making him groan, then I give his member a
few licks before whispering for him to take me. Suddenly he shrank in size and I went on all fours, he started
to lick my prostate making fell something that I had never felt before.

"Please go easy, don't rip my ass apart." I said as he started to dip his tongue in my ass, "Aww fuck this is
like heaven." I thought and then he guided the tip of his member to my enterance,

"Here we go." He said and thrust it fully in, making me yip in surprise at the feeling of my ass being filled with
something warm, and then he started to thrust slowly, but what surprised me was that Mia came under me in her human
size and she put piles of pillows under her until my cock was in her.

Then I started to thrust into her while Earl thrust into me and when he pulled back I did it at same time, I felt like I
was in the heaven of all orgies when he was in me while I was in her, but this didn't last long when Earl roared and came
in my ass, then I came in Mia cause of the sudden feeling of warm liquid deep in my ass and when I squirted in her she
came hard making the whole lair filled with our roars and moans.

"That was fun." Earl said when he got out from my ass making a dull plop from it and then laying next to me on the
pillows,

"Yeah, it was kind of different." I said and laid on the pillows, Mia next to me purring and resting her head on my
chest, then I saw that she was sleeping.

"Better start sleeping we have school tomorrow." I said, turning towards Mia and then kissing her snout falling
asleep next to her, our bodies curled up to each other.

"This could be fun, to live with Sam, I hope that this will never end." Earl thought and started to sleep.