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25 asiaa minusta...Lauantai 07.02.2009 13:37

Säännöt ovat seuraavat:
Kun sinut on merkitty, sinun olisi tarkoitus kirjoittaa muistiinpano, joka sisältää 25 satunnaista asiaa, faktaa, tapaa tai tavoitettasi. Lopuksi merkitse 25 ystävääsi. Sinun täytyy merkitä henkilö, joka merkitsi sinut. Jos minä merkitsin sinut, se tarkoittaa sitä, että haluan tietää sinusta enemmän.

(Tehdäksesi tämän, mene muistiinpanoihin (notes) profiilisivultasi, liitä nämä ohjeet muistiinpanosi alkuun, kirjoita 25 satunnaista asiaa itsestäsi, merkitse 25 ihmistä (sovelluksen oikeassa yläkulmassa) ja julkaise.)

1.Harrastan metsästystä, kalastusta, tamppausta, GHta, piirtämistä, kirjoittamista ja lukemista..
2.Olen blondi
3.Älykkyysosamääräni on 130
4. Lempivärit musta, punanen ja keltainen
5.I´m a furry
6.Pidän lohikäärmeistä
7. Ostaisin heti jos niitä tulis myyntiin hinnalla ei väliä..
8. Omistan keltaisen Sarda maastopyörän...
9. Mulla on PV kulkee jotai 65-70 km/h
10. Asun omassa kämpässä
11. Mulla on Xbox 360, Ps2, PSP ja PC
12. Mulla on LG viewty matkapuhelin..
13. Osaan tehdä origameja..
14. Minulla on tatuointi..
15. Olen rokki miehiä..
16. Olen 21 vuotta
17. Haluaisin oppia surffaamaan..
18. Olen sinkku
19. Mielestäni olen meidän suvun ainut täysjärkinen..
20. En ole nörtti
21. Minulla on villa(pöly)koiria lemmikkinä
22.Minulla on kaksi korvakorua
23. Kuuntelen radio rockia
24. Harrastan myös alkoholin juomista..
25. Leikin legoilla... Joskus.. Sillon tällöin..

yo!!Tiistai 03.02.2009 22:49

Nyt ois teille stna pallo päille semmonen tarjous että oksat pois..

Kuten jotkut ovat huomanneet et harrastan piirtämistä.. Vaikka minulla ei olekkaan siihen luonnollisia lahjaksuuksia..

Niin nyt teillä on mahdollista tilata minulta piirrustuksia..

Sanokaa vain minkälaisen kuvan haluatte ja yritän parhaani mukaa raapustaa sellaisen...

Tänäänkin aloitin naapurin siskolle tekemään kuvaa..

Jotain Jännäääää....Tiistai 03.02.2009 05:42

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.


1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
50 Cent - If I Can´t

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Cascada - Wouldnt It Be Good

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Trilogia - Kädest Suuhun

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Within Temptation - Candles

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Evanesence - All That I´m Living For

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Kaija Koo - Niin Kaunis On Hiljaisuus

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Nightwish - The Poet And The Pendulum

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Sentenced - Epic

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Skandaali - Joka Päivä Dokaa Hennyy

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
P. Diddy Feat. Keyshia Cole - Last Night

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Freedom Call - The Rhythm Of Life

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nightwish - The Carpenter

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Gym Class Heroes - Girlfriend

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Kotiteollisuus - Arkunnaula

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Kaija Koo - Seis

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ari Koivunen - Fuel For The Fire

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Nelly - Longest Yard Soundtrack - Her

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Within Temptation - Running Up That Hill

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Larha Ryhmä - Viilaten Ja Höyläten

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Where Is The Love

21. WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Christina Aguilera - Candyman

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Sentenced - The Golden Stream Of Lapland

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Kotiteollisuus - Viimeinen Lause

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Eläkeläiset - Hanurissa Arja

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Evanesence - Weight Of The World

26. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Nightwish - Lappi II - Witchdrums

27. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Half Way Tree

28. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Dance Now 13 - Dont Give Up

29. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Nightwish - Dead To The World

30. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Robert Miles - Children

31. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Matti Nykänen - Ehkä otin, Ehkä En
Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..7


Ooh.. The story continues surprise.. I wonder what will happen between Max and Saphira.. XD..


When next morning came Legolas was making his morning walk around the camp site when he decided to visit Max, the elf was whistling a tune when he opened the flap of the tent and suddenly a sweat drop was forming on the back of his head.

First the blue scaled dragon was sleeping on its back, loud rumbling coming from it after few seconds while its leg kicked few times, probably dreaming. Then there was the sayan, he slept on the dragons chest sprawled like the dragon was while hugging its tail between his hands, murmuring something about Jutsu´s. This sight made the elf sweat drop even more until he waved his head clear and emptied a cold water bucket on the two while yelling only to find himself tied on the wooden pole in the tent whit small throwing knifes while the dragon was holding its mouth open at him and the elf could see bright blue light ball growing in the mouth.

"Oh its just the Lego man." Max said yawning which made the light die in the dragons mouth while it yawned and laid back on the ground.

"Oh its just me you say. I WAS JUST GOING TO DIE." Legolas yelled which made the sayan glare at the elf,

"Well never wake sleeping dragon and sayan like that or you really get killed." Max said washing his face in another cold water bucket, before pulling out his kunai´s so that Legolas got free from the wooden pole.

"Well anyway, we are leaving soon I recommend that you get your stuff packed." The elf said dusting his clothes before leaving the tent, leaving the sayan stretch his limbs while Saphira just snored.

"Hey Saphira, up and go its beautiful morning out there." Max said kneeling in front of the dragons head and poking it whit his finger making a vein tick on her head and suddenly the sayan had to dodge few flying item´s tossed by the dragon.

-Let me sleep.- He heard her to murmur inside of his head making the sayan smirk,

"Oh no you don't." Max said making hand signs, "Tickle of doom no Jutsu." The sayan said and the tent was filled whit a loud roaring before there was huge explosion making dust to cover the tent where the duo stayed. When the dust cleared it revealed the sayan sprawled on the ground his limbs twitching while the dragons was standing in middle of the crater rubbing her snout whit her paw.

-Sorry about that.- Saphira said picking the sayan up from his leg whit her tail while he blinked his eyes few times,

"Sorry, god damned I swear if you sneeze again there is tsunami coming out of your nose next time." Max said only to fall on the ground whit loud oomph, when she released her grip.

-Well it´s your fault to make me so strong.- Saphira said chuckling while the sayan muttered about women and their super strength. After their little accident they went in the mesh tent to eat some breakfast, when they got in there they saw few people in there and they were staring at the duo.

"What." Max asked releasing some killing intent making the people return to their eating while the sayan and the dragon went to eat, Max had gotten ten trays of food while Saphira had taken ten dead sheep. Their eating made the rest of the people run out of the tent puking their guts out while Max and Saphira turned to look at each others.

Max had a chicken leg in his mouth while Saphira had a sheep leg in her bloodied mouth, which made them both laugh and they continued their break fast. When they were done they left behind a crying cook and few shocked people. The duo found Legolas waiting at the gates of the camp while tapping his foot angrily on the ground,

"What took you so long." The elf asked,

"Well there was this black cat and we had to go around the camp." Max said making the elf and the dragon sweat drop at the sayan´s bad lie.

"Okay?? Lets go then." Legolas said starting to walk while Max followed him and Saphira flied above them. Probably looking to scare some people shitless,

"So how old is this wizard guy." Max asked making the elf shrug,

"Well nobody knows his real age, but I have heard that he is little weird." Legolas said making the sayan glance at the elf,

"Well anyone would get little weird after they have lived such a long time." Max said,

-You are living example of it.- Saphira said threw their link which the sayan wave his fist at the dragon flying above them,

"Come here and I´ll whoop your ass, I´m not old." Max yelled making the elf sweat drop, but he wondered what the sayan was talking about. He couldn't be so old, he looked like he was in his middle twenties. They had been walking for few hours while the sayan and the dragon had been arguing the whole trip and it was getting on the elf's nerves.

"Could you please SHUT UP." Legolas said yelling the last making the dragon and the sayan to look at him. Suddenly the elf noticed that he was being held on the paw of the dragon high in the air while he watched a huge cloud of arrows falling at Max, only for the sayan slash his big zanbatou side ways so that the arrows were deflected by a huge gust of wind.

-We were being followed by that small army of the assassins, you wouldn't stand a chance against them.- Saphira said inside the elf's head making him to look at the sayan standing there in middle of the two dozen assassins. Then the sayan made a hand sign and thick mist filled the clearing so that the elf and the dragon couldn't see anything, but they could hear screams and flesh being cut.

This lasted only few minutes until everything was quiet and the mist started to disappear and Legolas could see red liquid covering the ground whit the bodies of the assassins while Max stood in middle of them, surprisingly not covered in blood. The sayan returned his zanbatou on his back and walked back where Saphira and Legolas had landed.

"Well I didn't think they would send assassins after me." Max said starting to walk at the direction where they were walking before the ambush, while the elf and dragon walked next to him.

"Why did you kill them so brutally." Legolas asked which made the sayan glance at the elf before looking back forward,

"It´s either them or me, that´s how this world works and I´m not going to die anytime soon." Max said which made the elf stay quiet for the rest of the trip. They had been walking for three hours and they had arrived in large clearing where there was a tall black tower in middle of it.

"Must be quite boring to live in there." Max said pointing at the top of the tower where a light was coming out from few windows. The tower seemed to reach above the clouds but they weren't sure because clouds covered some of the tower.

"Well this is where my journey ends, maybe we will see some time later." Legolas said turning around and starting to walk back where they came from,

"Hey Lego man." Max yelled suddenly and the elf turned to look at the smirking sayan, "Don't get in trouble." The sayan said giving the elf thumbs up which made Legolas to sweat drop and walk away while Max turned to look back at the tower in front of him.

"This is it. I wonder how crazy this old wizard is." Max said while Saphira nodded,

-Well how should we enter, I´m not going to climb any stairs.- The dragon said making Max to nod,

"Me neither, we go threw that balcony." Max said pointing at the balcony near the windows and Saphira nodded revealing her wings.

-Lets go then.- She said starting to fly while the sayan used his ki to fly after her. It took them only few minutes to land on the balcony and they noticed that the room in side of the tower was filled whit shelves filled whit books or strange little gadgets, while a girlish giggle could be heard from near.

"Do you hear that." Max asked looking around while Saphira sweat dropped,

-Off course and I recognize that kind of voice very well.- The dragon said making the sayan glare at her,

"Hey I´m not that pervert." Max said pointing accusing finger at the dragon who had a vein ticking on her forehead,

-What about that one time when I was taking a bath.- Saphira asked walking closer at the sayan while releasing some killer intent making the sayan sweat,

"Well mmhh.. There was this old lady and I had to help her to pick berries, then I accidentally.." Max was trying to say before Saphira called him pervert and bashed the sayan threw the wall of the room whit her super strength.

"Who´s there." A male voice yelled suddenly making the dragon look around until she heard coughing in front of her so she turned to look down and saw short old white bearded man wearing sandals, yellow shorts, pink t-shirt and black sun glasses. Standing there laying against his wooden cane,

-Sorry about that wall, but Max was getting annoying again.- Saphira said taking few steps backward while the old man walked at the wall and waved his cane around it, muttering something and in flash of white light the wall was repaired.

"It´s okay, it is rare for me to get any visitors, they think I´m crazy you know." Old man said smiling, but then there was a thud and groan coming from the balcony and they saw the sayan crawling on the floor battered and bloodied. He muttered something about super strength and Pmsing women making the dragon smash the sayan´s head in the floor whit her tail, thus making the sayan pass out.

"It seems that your friend is in bad shape." Old man said kneeling next to Max and checking his pulse, which was beating normally.

-Well he´s been thrue worst.- Saphira said while the old man floated the sayan on the bed using his magic.

"So what is your reason to be here." Old man asked while the dragon laid on the floor next to the bed where sayan slept,

-We are here to ask your help.- Saphira said which made the old man nod,

"Then he has to ask his help himself, if he gets thrue my test. But for now you can rest here until your friend wakes up." The old wizard said nodding his head before walking away, which leaved the dragon and the sayan alone.

-I wonder what will happen to me, when his friend is back alive.- Saphira mused while looking at the sleeping sayan on the bed, she hoped they would be together forever, it just felt so wrong to her to be whit out him. Maybe he was a brick sometimes, but he could be a real sweetheart when he liked some one. So whit these thoughts Saphira laid her head on the sayan´s chest before falling in sleep, neither of them noticing the old man watching from the shadows smile on his face.

"Well well, what do we got here. One who loves another while other doesn't know about others feelings." Old man muttered, "I would like to see them in the bed doing that." The old man added giggling pervertedly while a small trickle of blood was flowing from his nose.


So.. Did you like this chapter.. Surprisingly they are getting longer and longer.. Maybe because there is dragon now and I like to write more about them.. LoLz... So whit out further ado please REWIEV.. And for somebody who watches too much tv I DONT OWN ERAGON, LORD OF THE RINGS, DRAGON BALL, NARUTO, AND OTHER MOVIES WHERE I TOOK CHARACTERS FROM BUT I DO OWN MAX MYERS SO FUCK OFF.... THANK YOU... UNTILL NEXT TIME...
Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..6


When Max woke up he felt something fuzzy and soft against his skin. Suddenly he remembered what happened last time so he stood up fast and felt the something heavy lift of him so he looked around but could not see anything, suddenly he heard someone yelling in side of his head so he turned to look at the sky and saw a big twelve feet tall blue feathered and scaled dragon falling at him fast.

So he crouched and leaped in the air catching the big dragon before landing on the ground on his legs whit a loud crash making small crater on the ground. It would be strange to have someone see over six feet tall human holding twelve feet dragon in his hands bridal style.

"Are you okay??." Max asked when he saw the dragon looking at him whit its blue slitted eyes,

-Yes and please could you let me down. It feels little acward in here.- The dragon said in the sayans head in female voice,

"Oh. Sorry about that." Max said laying the dragon down and scratching back of his neck while chuckling nervously.

-No. Its my fault to do the bonding so fast last night.- She said smiling at the sayan,

"Wait are you saying that you are the small dragon and that biting thing was called bonding." Max said looking surprised while rubbing his neck which he felt was sore.

-Yes I´m and I´m clad that I got so strong rider and not a wimp who couldn't even use the sword probely.- She said laying on the ground while Max sat opposite of her,

"Well I don't want to brag about my powers, but what is your name you probably know mine." Max asked,

-I´m Saphira.- The dragon said smiling which made Max to smirk.

"Well Saphira, can you explane this bonding thing." The sayan asked while standing up and doing some stretches,

-It bonds our mind together so that we can talk telepathically and it makes us share each others powers.- Saphira said while the sayan ran few katas whit his zanbatou.

"Okay, you got some of my powers. So what do I get in trade." Max asked while creating few kage bunshin´s to spar whit.

-You got magic.- She said which made the sayan dispelled his clones and turn to look at the dragon,

"Magic. Can I like raise people from death or travel between planets." Max asked returning his zanbatou in its scabbard on his back.

-Well I think you could raise people from dead if you got prober training, but you cant travel long distances whit it. Why would you need the traveling anyway.- Saphira asked which made Max to sigh,

"Well to be honest, I don't come from this world. Because I left my home world by ship I borrowed and went to search these dragon balls to revive my friend from the death, but I got sidetracked in this planet because the planet I was heading at was destroyed." Max said looking sad while looking at the sky. Suddenly the sayan felt something warm cover him and he noticed that Saphira was hugging him while holding her front paws around his body and her head was laid on his shoulders.

-Don't worry we will find away to get your friend back, but I´m sorry that I don't know a way to get you and you friend back home.- Saphira said which made Max to smile and hug her back.

"Thanks Saphira, but I think I know how to get back and I think it will take some time to learn it." Max said after they had broke the hug,

-Well then what shall we do then.- Saphira asked making the sayan smirk which made the dragon nervous because she could fell that something bad was going to happen.

"We train. If you got some of my powers then you are going to learn use them while you teach me how to do this magic." Max said making the dragon shiver,

-Umm... Are you sure I´m not gonna die, I´ve seen you training before.- Saphira asked which made the sayan laugh while patting her on the shoulder,

"Don't worry you are gonna be fine, I promise." Max said after that they started training, well for Max it was training, but Saphira thought it was torture.

A month later they had made huge progress, Max had learned ten new Jutsu´s and he managed to get the Instant Trans location to work so his way to home problem was solved and other thing Max learned was his new trump card which he wasn't going to use until he was in deep shit. His chakra levels were above kage, but Saphira had made a big progress too.

They had started so that she thought Max some magic until he was able to create weights from nothing, so the sayan created weights for her to use. At first she wasn't able to move very well but she started to get used to them fast, maybe she got some sayan genes from Max when they bonded.

Saphira had also learned to use chakra, but she had a problem because she couldn't make hand signs, so Max made her like Tsunade in Naruto series. The sayan taught her to perfect her chakra control, so that her strikes left craters and broken trees behind. She could fly like a jet and she could stand on the walls and waters like a shinobi could. They had noticed that her chakra element was water and wind. So Max thought her some Futon and Suiton Jutsu´s which didn't require any hand signs.

One day they were training when Max stopped suddenly making Saphira look at him questionably,

-What is it.- The dragon asked which made the sayan sigh,

"There is over thousand energies moving past us." Max said while Saphira stood next to him,

-Should we go help them, I think you don't want Legolas to die.- The dragon said while the sayan closed his eyes,

"No, I think that he is my friend and I don't let my friend get in trouble if I can help." Max said opening his eyes and smirking,

-Sooo.. Are we going to attack those.- Saphira asked pointing at the thousand mens army walking far away, which made the sayan crack his knuckles and in a bright yellow flash the sayan transformed in his super sayan form.

"Taijuu Kage bunshin no Jutsu." Max said making a cross shaped seal and in puff of smoke the whole forest was filled whit Max´s kage bunshin´s,

"Lets go." Max yelled while his clones took out their zanbatou´s whit a yell and charged at the thousands shocked mens in front of them.
Saphira only could cringe at the sight of the beating, she just stood on the branch of the big tree while looking at the one sided fight below her.

Max´s clones were beating up the army which was too un organized to do anything than try to ran away only for Max´s clones to beat them on the ground, half an hour later all of the kage bunshin´s dispelled them selfs leaving only the real Max in his super sayan form standing in middle of the beaten army. The sayan hadn't killed them only beat them or cut few legs and arms only to show them that numbers don't mean a shit.

"Pathetic, this is what I hate the most good and bad guys always fighting. Bleh." Max said swiping the blood off from his zanbatou whit a clothe of downed man, after that he returned it on his back and disappeared in blur of speed. Only to appear next to Saphira,

-They wont be attacking anytime soon again.- The dragon said, which made the sayan sigh.

"But they will anyway, so do you think Legolas might know where I can learn to review people from death." Max asked,

-He might, but we never know if we don't ask.- Saphira said making Max to smirk,

"Then let´s go see him." Max said while the dragon jumped in the air and flapped her wings few times while Max leaped and landed to stand on her back. Keeping his feet clued on her back whit his chakra while holding his arms crossed over his chest.

-Hold tight.- Saphira said before there was loud boom and the dragon was seen as a blue beam flying on the sky making trees up root them selfs from the ground while making the earth split after them.

"We should fly higher so that nobody starts goggling us." Max said and the blue feathered dragon nodded before shooting above clouds. Few minutes later Max felt Legolas chakra below them so he said Saphira to slow down and land at the camp below them, she stopped in mid air folding her wings on her sides while laying her limbs along her body so that they were falling head first at the ground fast, while the sayan just stood there on her back.

When they got out from the clouds they noticed that they were above a camp site, which looked like a small fortress whit lots of tents and small clearing in middle of them, it was probably for training so it was perfect place to land.
When they were closing they saw people pointing at them while running away from the clearing, then before they could hit the ground Saphira turned her body and revealed her limbs only to land whit a loud boom making the dust rise from the ground and block the whole view.

When the dust cleared Saphira was standing in middle of the clearing like nothing happened while Max stood on her back his arms still crossed on his chest,

"That´s what I call explosive entry." Max said which made Saphira to chuckle thrue their telepathic link,

"Max is that you." Asked a familiar male voice and the sayan turned to look at it, only to see his elf friend staring at the sayan his bow lowered to point at the ground.

"Hey Lego man. Wazz up." Max said leaping down from Saphira´s back and walked in front of the elf while the dragon followed him.

"Is that.." Legolas stuttered while pointing at Saphira which made the sayan smirk,

"Yep her name is Saphira, she is my friend." Max said walking next to the dragon and scratching her back while she nuzzled his cheek whit her snout.

"What are you doing here." Legolas asked while sheathing his bow and others who were in the clearing lowered their weapons which made Max to sigh,

"Well I need your help." Max said and he saw the elf rise his eyebrow,

"Why would I help you, you didn't help me when I asked." Legolas said glaring at Max only for the sayan sigh again.

"Well you would be dead now, If I didn't stop the thousand headed army heading this way." Max said making everybody to look at him,

"What are you talking about." Legolas said only to hear somebody shout and they saw a young man riding at them whit a brown colored horse,

"Legolas I have some news." The lad said stopping his horse near the elf and jumping down from it.

"What is it Jack." The elf asked while the young boy stole few glances at Max and Saphira,

"There has been a big battle not far from the camp, there was lots of bodies but I couldn't find any tracks that who would be responsible for their defeat." The lad called Jack said making everybody to look at Max again only to sweat drop when they saw the sayan and the dragon laying on the ground so that the sayan was laying against the side of the dragon while reading a small red book in his hand and the dragons head went over Max´s shoulder and she was reading the same book while the sayan giggled pervertedly few times.

"Max." Legolas yelled and the sayan glanced at the elf,

"Hmm. Did you say something Lego man." Max said smiling at the elf who had face fall´ed on the ground while others laughed at the elf´s nick name. Suddenly Legolas stood up pointing an accusing finger at Max,

"I told you not to call me that." The elf yelled which made the sayan sigh and stand up whit Saphira while returning his book in his weapon pouch on his left tight.

"So are you gonna help me." Max asked crossing his arms over his chest,

"I thought you didn't care about what would happen to us." Legolas said,

"Well I told you that I don't care about your war, but I´m not going to let my friends die." Max said which made the elf rise his eyebrow.

"You destroyed a whole army just because your friend was in danger." Legolas asked making the sayan nod his head,

"Well that pretty much sums it up." Max said smirking,

"You are crazy you know that." Legolas yelled only for Max to appear next to him suddenly,

"Call me crazy..... One more time." Max said slowly in elf's ear,

"You are cr..." The elf tried to say but his sentence was stopped short when there was a loud whine and the crowd gasped. The sayan had pushed the head of the elf inside the mare´s vagina, making the horse go crazy while the elf tried to pry his head out from the hole.

"Don't ever call me crazy again." Max said clapping his hands and walking at Saphira, while others tried to get the elf's head out from the mare.

-Was that necessary.- The blue feathered dragon asked when they were walking between the tents of the camp,

"Nope, but it was fun." Max said smirking while he could hear Saphira to chuckle thrue their link, they had found a large empty tent for two of them. So they decided to spend their night in there, while Saphira was snoozing on the ground and Max was cleaning his zanbatou, the flap of the tent moved suddenly and very blushing Legolas entered the tent.

"Hey Lego man did you have nice day whit a hot pussy." Max asked making the elf sigh and look at the ground,

"Look Max I´m sorry about what I said before. If you need any help, I will try and help you." Legolas asked while Max laid his zanbatou on the blanket on the ground.

"I just need to know that is there anybody who can teach me magic. Somebody very good whit the skill." Max asked standing up and turning to look at the elf,

"Well there is this old wizard who lives in tower not far away from here, if somebody knows how to revive dead people its him." Legolas said which made the sayan nod, "I will guide you there tomorrow, good night." The elf said walking out from the tent.

"Well there is this old wizard he says, bleh.. and I thought Ive seen all." Max said stretching before laying next to the dragon on the blanket,

-You are one strange being Max.- Saphira said nuzzling closer at the sayan,

"Well like they say, I'm little coo coo in the head." Max said twirling a finger around his temple which made her laugh and after that they started to sleep.


Well do you like what you read?? Huh?? And please remember to review..

Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..5Keskiviikko 24.12.2008 17:12

Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..5


Well fifth chapter wohoo.. This might be longer than the first part of Max Myers story series..
And this story is getting pretty long too.. kukukukuku..


"Yo any body home." Max yelled when the door had crashed on the floor only to see dozen archers pointing their bows at him,

"Holy.." Max said using kawarimi just when the archers released their arrows only for another archer who Max had replaced himself whit, to get hit by the arrows and fall dead on the ground.

"Shit that was close." Max said standing at the other end of the surprised archers and before they could move the sayan kicked the archer next to him making others fall after the one he had kicked, like domino blocks. Whit a laugh Max started to run along the hallway in search of the dragon kept in here. When he turned around the corner he had to dodge right and a sword passed next to him, Max took out a kunai and sticked it in the head of the sword man making it slump on the ground dead, then he saw another sword man running at him. So he leaped on the wall and then leaped from there to kick the head of the sword man making it to smash against the wall and slump on the ground. While Max landed next to the body and started to run again.

The sayan had been running for few minutes and kicking everybody´s ass who came in front of him, until he arrived in basement where to more sword mens where guarding a heavily locked door. Max made some hand signs and took a deep breath before breathing a huge fireball at the guards making them burn in to a crisp while the door blew in.

"And thats whats I call explosive entry." Max said using minor Suiton Jutsu to put out the fire, before he entered to the room, only to sweat drop at the sigh. The sayan had thought that they had a small dragon chained in the room, but he only saw a blue egg shaped rock sitting on small platform.

"Okay. The dragons are after it, I wonder if it is their egg or just some magic stone." Max said picking up the egg only to hear loud clank behind him and the sayan noticed that a steel door blocked his exit while holes started to appear around the walls.

"Oh shit." Max managed to say, before arrows started to fly at the sayan. He had to activate his sharingan so that he could dodge the arrows while keeping the blue thing safe, he had counted about four hundred arrows before they stopped, which made the sayan sigh in relief.

"God damned, fucking traps." Max said cursing like a sailor and inspected his once again tattered clothes, after his check up he walked at the steel door. Whit a boost of his chakra and loud yell the sayan gave a mighty spin kick at the door which made it explode off it hinges and fly threw few walls making the sayan sweat drop.

"Okay, maybe I don't know my strength so well. I have to train more." Max said walking outside threw the holes the steel door made. When he got outside he saw the dragons standing near the house roaring loudly until they saw Max standing there holding the blue egg in his hands. The dragons looked at the sayan some time before nodding and flying away, which made Max to rise his eye brow.

"What the hell." Max asked surprised only to see Legolas running at him,

"Hey did you find the dragon and why did they leave so suddenly." The elf asked making Max to sigh,

"Well Lego man, I didn't find any dragons from there only this strange blue thing." Max said showing the blue thing at the elf, "And as for the dragons I don't know they just looked at me, nodded and then flied away." The sayan said putting the egg in one of the pockets off his coat so the villagers wont ask silly things.

"Hmm. That must be the legendary dragon egg, there is a story that if some human gets them hatch they will become dragon riders." The elf said while the sayan crossed his arms over his chest,

"So you think that they left the egg for me to raise, because I´m one of these dragon riders." Max asked only to see the elf nod which made the sayan sigh,

"Shit. Anywhere I go I just cant keep out of the trouble, I just want some peace." Max said clasping his hands together and start to cry anime tears from his eye while a small black cloud was floating on top of his head raining water on the sayan, this made the elf sweat drop because he couldn't think that was that even possible, but their musing where gut short when there was a grumbling behind Max and when they turned to look they saw the stone house grumble on the ground, obviously Max´s visit in there had destroyed few main pillars making the house collapse.

"Mmm.. I think we should leave like right now." Max said starting to run outside from the village before the villagers could put a bill on him,

"Hey." Legolas yelled running after the sayan, they had arrived at a small clearing where Max stopped to rest against a tree while Legolas looked at him questionably.

"What do I have something on my face." Max asked,

"No. I was just thinking that why are your clothes all tattered up." Legolas asked which made the sayan sigh,

"Well there was this trap room and four hundred arrows. You figure it out." Max said standing up and starting to walk again while the elf riced his eye brow and followed the sayan. They had been walking for few hours when the elf stopped suddenly,

"Hey why are we stopping." Max asked while the elf looked at the sayan,

"Well I have completed my mission now, so I have to return at the base now." Legolas said which made Max to rise his eyebrow,

"And. What this has to do whit me." The sayan asked crossing his arms over his chest.

"Well I thought that you would like to come whit me, we could use your help at the war." Legolas said which made the sayan glare at him,

"I don't care about your wars, I have things I have to do." Max said starting to walk away,

"Are you going to let hundreds of people die, because if we lose then there is gonna be lots of dead people." The elf yelled at the sayan who just waved his hand.

"Like I said, I dont care." Max said before disappearing in puff of white smoke which made the elf glare at the smoke. Later that night Max was walking in middle of the forest while thinking that how he would get Nexus back alive, then get back home whit him and he had the dragon egg thing whit him so that was one problem too to add his things to do list. This made the sayan sigh,

"Well its getting dark so I might have some training done." Max mused while creating dozen kage bunshin´s and gave the egg for one of them and ordered another one to set up a camp and some traps while he and other kage bunshin´s started to train. He made two to do some chakra control, another two to invite new Jutsu´s and the rest started to spar whit the original using everything in their arsenal.

Four hours later Max dispelled all of his clones except the one holding the egg and frying the meat on the fire. The sayan took a drink from the canteen the clone had filled for him while he sat next to the fire to eat the food his clones had hunted.

"So what are we going to do now." Max´s clone asked suddenly, which made the real Max rise his eyebrow while look at the clone.

"I didn't know that you were able to do some descent conversation." Max said,

"Really, then you must be one dumb shit to think like that." The clone said smirking only for the real one to sigh,

"If I´m a dump shit then so are you." Max said which made the clone frown,

"Damn." It said and they both laughed.

"Well we should stay in here until the dragon is hatched and can walk properly, then well see what do to next." Max said while his clone nodded, but suddenly there was cracking sound and they both turned to look at the egg. There was a crack on its shell which made the clone stand up and hand the egg at the real Max who dispelled the clone after it.

Suddenly there was bigger crack and Max could see blue feathered dragon head poking out from the egg.

"Hello there." Max said removing the pieces off the egg shell of the head of the dragon. The little dragon chirped loudly before breaking the rest of the egg and cuddled on the sayan´s arms.
The dragon was colored in blue scales and feathers which made it more cute,

"Damn if Rei could see you now she would think that you are our hatchling." Max said petting the dragons head. Next few weeks went training for Max while he tried to teach the dragon to speak but he noticed that it couldn't and he hadn't even found a name for it. So he used his clones to take care of the little devil who liked to bite his clones until they dispelled, but it didn't bite the real Max so he just laughed at his clones who were cursing like sailors which made the real Max toss a kunai in their head and say that no cursing in front of little kids shit heads which made the dragon laugh at him.

Later that night Max was sitting next the campfire while the blue feathered dragon was sleeping on his lap,

"Hey kit wake up." Max said poking the dragon on his lap which made it hiss and rise its head to take the piece of meat that the sayan was offering at it,

"Heh, you sure are hungry." Max said chuckling at the dragon who gulped the last piece of meat down on its throat, after that the sayan noticed the dragon looking at him.

"What." Max said lovering his head so that he was looking closer at the dragon only for the dragon to smirk and bit on the sayan´s neck making him yelp and leap backwards while the dragon landed on the ground on its feet.

"Why did you bit me." Max asked holding his neck while he was starting to feel dizzy and he was sure he saw the dragon glowing and growing bigger and bigger.

-Because I chose you Max to be my rider.- Max heard a female voice to say in his head before his eyes rolled in the back of his head and he fell on the ground whit a loud thud.


Well guess what her name is???? I´m trying to make this story to contain more action and maybe some yiff MAYBE... So please REWIEV and other stuff..

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Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..4


Well fuck.. I was kicked out from yiffstar.. Some copywrite violation, I´ll say fuck them.. But here is more for Max Myers story series.. This time there is dragons whoop my favorites..


"So Lego man, how big are these dragons we are talking about." Max asked after they had walked for few hours,

"Well bigger ones are 20 feet high and the smaller ones are 7 feet high, but there is also a rumor that different colored dragons have different natures. Like black and red dragons are usually big and evil, green is usually neutral and others are peaceful dragons." Legolas answered,

"And you think that black and red dragons are causing these attacks." Max asked, before stopping his walk.

Yes I think so. Why did we stop." The elf asked while Max started to gather rocks and dry wood,

"Well its getting dark and we are going to camp here for night and because I don't know what might be on our way and besides I am tired." Max answered starting to pile the wood in middle of the ring he made from the rocks.

"Well thats a good idea, I heard that there are werewolf's in this part of forest." Legolas said sitting on the ground, which made the sayan look at him.

"Okay.." Max said sounding little unsure what the elf was saying, maybe he was just pulling his leg. Then he started to do some hand sings and breathed small fireball in the pile of the wood lighting it up in flames.

"Whoa how did you do that. Are you wizard of some sort." Legolas asked looking surprised which made Max to smirk,

"No I have just some special skills and there is more." The sayan said creating three Kage bunshin and sending them to hunt some food,

"What were those." Legolas asked while Max took out his zanbatou from his back and sat on the ground while striking his sword on the ground next to him.

"Those my dear Lego man were clones of me, pretty handy for hunting or doing something what requires many hands." Max answered while rummaging through his pouch which was still tied on his left tight. He had dozen kunais and four of his favorite smutty books which made him chuckle when he took one and started reading it.

"How many clones can you do." Legolas asked while adding some food in the fire,

"Well about few hundred, but I would be severely exhausted after doing them." Max answered making the elf gape at him again, but before he could say anything his clones came back carrying ten skinned rabbits.
The clones put them threw the sticks and put them on the fire to cook before dispelling them selfs in puff´s of smoke.

"Very handy would you say." Max said grinning at the elf's shocked expression. After Max had eaten eight rabbits while Legolas ate just two they went to sleep while Max had set up some traps around their camp. When next morning came the sayan and the elf were woken when they heard a whimpering coming nearby, so Max stood up quietly and took his zanbatou from the ground returning it in its scabbard before walking at the sound while the elf held his bow ready to shoot.

When Max came to the place where the whimpering was coming from was, he saw a gray furred wolf hanging from the tree while its back leg was tied on the rope, obviously it had stepped in one of the Max trap which made the human sigh. Max took out his zanbatou and cut the rope making the wolf yelp when it fell on the ground.

"Now go before I´ll kill you." Max said sheathing his zanbatou while turning around and starting to walk away,

"What was it." Legolas asked when Max got out from the bushes,

"Just a wolf who had gotten in my trap, now lets go I want to get my breakfast at the next village." Max said leaving the cleaning of their campsite and the traps for his clones while the sayan and the elf left.

"So how are you able to do those things if you aren't wizard." Legolas asked when they were walking,

"Lots of training and good resources." Max answered,

"Would I be able to do those." The elf asked and the sayan sighed,

"No, you are too old and besides I´m not teacher type." Max said and the rest of the trip went quietly. When they got in the next village they saw that it was in bad shape, houses were collapsed or burned and the people were trying to fix the houses back to their original condition, only for the houses collapse back on the ground.

"Thats pretty bad you know, I all most get a tear in my eye." Max said while cocking his head to the side,

"It seems that the dragons did their job very smoothly, I wonder if someone know what they are looking." Legolas said making the sayan nod his head.

"Well let´s start asking." Max said walking at the nearest villager, he had gotten threw few villagers when he found out what they were after.

"I heard some one had a dragon, captured alive, maybe they are looking it." Some villager said and Max thanked him and after that he went to find Legolas,

"Well." The elf asked when Max got to him,

"It seems that the dragons are looking another dragon who was captured." Max said making the elf nod his head.

"That sounds reasonable, lets stay a night here and see if the dragons come back. Maybe we find info about a location of this dragon they captured." Legolas said which made Max to smirk,

"Yup, lets go Lego man, to the inn." Max said making a small dance which ended in a pose. Only sound what could be heard in the village was a cricket chirping on the background before a fist impacted on the sayan´s head making him smash on the ground whit a groan.

"Fool, you are gathering too much attention." The elf said pointing at the laughing villagers which made Max to chuckle nervously and rub his neck,

"Well eheheh.." Max said and they went in the inn and bought a room for a night. When the night came and the villagers went to sleep, Max had told Legolas that he would keep watch this night if the dragons would come again so he was standing on top of the tallest building in the village,

"Hmm.. This place looks like shit." Max thought and decided to try a new trick he had been thinking about. The sayan closed his eyes and thought about Nexus death and when he felt the familiar feeling in his chest he pulled on it and suddenly a yellow aura appeared around him. Max hair stood up and was chanced from black to gold and his black eyes where now teal colored.

"Okay if this works then this is pound to work too." Max said grinning while making a cross shaped hand sign,

"Taijuu Kage bunshin no Jutsu." Max said and suddenly there was a big puff of smoke which covered the whole village. When the smoke cleared Max saw over thousands of his clones in the village and they are were in his super sayan form. Max felt slightly exhausted after the Jutsu so he waved his hand before sitting down on the roof to meditate while keeping his form up and running. The clones started to add genjutsu to keep villagers in sleep and after that they started to repair all the houses.

When next morning came, Legolas woke up seeing Max sleeping on the other bed in the room they rented which made the elf growl,

"Why the hell are you sleeping Max." He said kicking the bed where sayan was sleeping,

"Don't worry there was no dragon attacks at night and be quiet I´m sleeping go gather some info or something." Max murmured while waving his hand and tightening the blanket around him self before loud snoring could be heard. Which made the elf sigh and gather his stuff before heading outside only to stop gaping like the other villagers around him.

The whole village was rebuild and the houses looked different than the elf has seen in other villages. Suddenly the villagers started to cheer and examine the houses while the elf just looked at the inn where Max was still sleeping in their room. Had the man do all this in one night, no wonder he was so exhausted, the elf thought while smiling.

"Well then I´ll go get some Intel." Legolas said starting to talk whit the happy villagers and when they asked how did the village repaired itself in one night, the elf just waved his head and told that he didn't knew anything.

Later that day Legolas had found the info where the possible place they get the captured dragon was, so he went to wake up the sayan. When he got in the room he saw Max sprawled on the bed and some drool was hanging from the corner of his mouth which made the elf sweat drop.

"Max i found where they are holding the dragon." Legolas said making the sayan groan and sit up on the bed,

"Mmm.. What." Max asked yawning and rubbing his eyes.

"I found out where the dragon is held up, its near by only for day journey away." The elf said while the sayan stood up stretching and then he took his sword from the wall and put it on his back,

"Then we go and save the dragon." Max said walking past the elf while yawning loudly while Legolas just sighed and waved his head. Max had paid no attention at the happy villagers and the newly build houses he was once again reading his small orange book which made the elf curious.

"What are you reading." Legolas asked when they were out from the village, only for Max to giggle and glance at the elf,

"A book and good one to boost." The sayan said giggling. making the elf think that he dint even want to know so they continued their trip. They had been walking for four hours when Max stopped suddenly and put his book in the pouch on his right tight.

"What is it." Legolas asked looking around and waiting for somebody to attack,

"The dragons are coming and they are going where we are going." The sayan said making the elf look at him suspiciously,

"How do you know." Legolas asked only for Max to point at the sky and when the elf turned to look he felt a large gush of wind and saw two white dragons flying over them.

"We have to go fast." Legolas said starting to run after the dragons while the sayan just shrugged and ran after the elf. When they got in the village they saw the dragons attacking it already, there was houses burning and people screaming while the dragons flied around the large stone building in middle of the village.

"It seems that the captured dragon is there." Max said standing at the gate while the elf stood next to him panting,

"Aren't you even little exhausted." Legolas asked while Max just smirked at him, until he saw few mens pulling out a ballista and pointing it at the dragons,

"Shit." Max said starting to run so fast that to the elf he saw that Max just suddenly disappeared. The sayan leaped just when the ballista released its huge arrow at the dragons. Suddenly Max appeared in front of the arrow and spin kicked it to the side of the building before landing on the roof of the near by house, then he disappeared again and appeared in front of the door of the big stone house and kicked the gate inside whit a loud crash.


KuKuKu.. A cliff hanger almost.. Did you like the story huh... Please REWIEV and I´ll try to answer if i can.. So see ya next time..
Max Myers and The Alien Invasion..3


Okay I´m getting back in the rhythm.. Another chapter is in and everything isn't what you think it would be.. So have fun..


Max woke up suddenly when the ship started to trash violently, so he turned to look outside from the window in front of him and saw that he was entering in the atmosphere of a planet. So he started to type some of the ships control panels and found out that this wasn't Namek.

"What the hell, you piece of shit." Max yelled in frustration only to hit his head on the control panel when the ship hit something, it made the sayan moan and rub his head while looking at the control panel which was now broken. Then Max turned to look back outside from the window only to see a large ocean of water heading at him fast,

"Oh fuck.." Max said before the ship impacted on the water making a huge explosion and huge splash of water fly everywhere. When the ocean had calmed there was another splash when Max flied out from the water and landed on top of the water just standing there and rubbing his forehead.

"Where the hell I am anyway." He said starting to look around until he noticed land few miles away behind him, so whit a shrug of his shoulders the sayan started to run on the water. He could fly there, but it would just take too much energy and he might need it if there was any strong foes in there and the super sayan thing wasn't to be trusted, because he wasn't sure that he could chance again. Max added the learning of his transformation on his things to do list, while the finding out where the hell he was, was on first priority.

When he got on the land, Max noticed that there was lots of trees around him. So he leaped on the nearest one and ran along the side of the tree until he got on top of it. Then he leaped in the air and started to float whit his ki so that he could see where nearest place where people were, was while his tattered black clothes where flapping when the wind flushed threw them. Then he noticed a village near by, it looked old like a medieval or something, so he stopped floating and started to fall. When he was nearing the ground he gripped a nearby tree branch and tossed him self on another branch and then started to run along the tree branches at the direction of the village.

When he arrived at the edge of the forest Max hid himself in the shadows of the trees while looking at the village. It wasn't big village, probably 50 people in there, all living in wooden houses and some of them were made from rock. It truly was a medieval village, there was inn and blacksmith too, but to Max surprise the people living there were humans,

"The hell.." Max whispered, thinking that this was his home planet, but then he remembered that there wasn't any army welcoming him here, so that was out of count. Maybe this was different earth, but he couldn't be sure unless he found some info, so what better place to find it than from the inn.

So Max used henge, to chance him self to look like other villagers in the town and then he dropped down from the tree and started walk at the inn.
On his way there he used a simple genjutsu and stoled a money bag from a rich looking man, so that he didn't have to get in the trouble. When he entered the inn, he saw all fife peoples staring at him, he could even feel somebody staring from the corner of the bar behind him.

"What. Do I have something on my face." Max asked and everybody in the room returned in their own activities, while Max in henge sat in front of the count.

"Give me something to eat." Max said at the bearded old man behind the count,

"It will be 2 gold coins."The man said and Max took some money from his stolen money pouch and gave them to the man.

"Keep the chance." Max said while taking a glance at the cloaked figure in the darkest corner of the room, then he turned to look at the food the old man had put in front of him and started to eat.

"So can you tell me where I am, I´ve been traveling for some time and I´m bit of lost." Max asked,

"Well you are in the village called Taros, it belongs the kingdom of Oren." The old man said while polishing a class whit a white rag,

"Any interesting news." Max asked before taking a gulp of the water the man had given to him,

"Well nothing interesting that the dragons have been destroying the villages again, like they been looking for something, but that was what i have heard." The old man said while Max just shrugged, before finishing his meal and standing up.

"Thanks for the info old man." Max said walking out from the inn, after that he headed at the closest clothes shop and bought new black pants, shirt and coat all black off course. After that he went at the blacksmith to buy himself a new sword. He saw a muscular man whit out a shirt working on a Axe, smashing it whit his hammer while the Axe was held on the anvil.

"Yo! Dude got any good swords in here." Max shouted and the man stopped his forging and glanced at Max,

"Wait a second." He said before dipping the Axe in the water and laid it on the table, after that he walked at the count where Max was waiting behind it.

"So what do you want." The man asked which made Max to smirk,

"I want a zanbatou." He said making the blacksmith rise his hairless eyebrow, probably had burned them some time ago.

"Don't know any zan.. things." He said which made Max to sigh,

"Well they usually are as tall as I am and they are this wide." Max said making some measurements whit his hand and the blacksmith smiled.

"Well there is this one sword which some travelers bought me, that i think is what you are looking for." Blacksmith said,

"Well can i see it." Max asked and the blacksmith just shrugged,

"Follow me." He said and they started to head at the back of the shop. "I´ll have to tell you that the sword is heavy, we need two mens to carry it and nobody hasn't have the strength to use it yet." The blacksmith said making Max to smirk. When the got in the room where the sword was, Max was surprised when he recognized the sword,

"Holy shit.. It´s a Kubikiri Hocho (head cleaving knife)" Max said looking at the zanbatou. it was as tall as Max himself. There was a hole at the tip of the sword and the tip also curved upwards slightly. Max laid his hand on the handle of the sword and lifted it slowly until he was holding his hand straight forward while the sword was held side ways.

"Wow lad. I never would have guessed that you can even lift it." The blacksmith said while Max took a few test swings whit the Kubikiri Hocho whit his one hand before laying the zanbatou on his shoulder.

"How much." Max asked turning to look at the man selling the sword,

"Well i think if you can swing it that good then you must know few tricks. If you can show me that you can use it properly then i give it you free and scabbard (the thing you use to tie your sword on your back or hip) whit it." The blacksmith said making Max to smirk.

"The lets go out side." Max said starting to walk out from the shop. When they were out, Max looked around and noticed a big tree in front of him,

"Look closely." Max said pointing the sword at the tree so that the sharp edge of the sword was pointing at the ground then whit a flick of his wrist he turned the sharp edge of the sword up wards and slashed his hand up so that the tip of the sword was pointing at the sky then he rested the sword back at his shoulder and suddenly the tree snapped in half making the blacksmith gape at it.

"So do i get it." Max asked smirking while the blacksmith handled the scabbard whit his trembling hand and Max tied it on his back and then put the sword in it. The zanbatou was now tied on Max´s back so that the handle was pointing skywards behind his right shoulder while the tip was pointing down behind his left tight. Max walked past the shocked blacksmith and headed out from the village, but not before he had asked where the next town was.

He had been walking for an hour and he was getting pissed of because some one had been following him after he had left the inn. Max stopped suddenly and felt the stalker move behind the trees,

"I know you are following me, so come out before i bust you out." Max said only to feel something coming at his head fast, so he tilted his head to the left and grasped the arrow whit his right hand, before turning around to see the stalker.

Max saw a long blond haired man, wearing black leather boots of some sort, he had Grey pants, long brown shirt and brown cape while a pack of arrows was on his back. The man was pointing a bow at him, but Max wasn't looking at it, he was rather looking at the pointy ears of the man.

"Okay.. Why a pointy eared man is following me." Max asked twirling the arrow in his right hand fingers while the man lowered his bow,

"Who are you demon, I´ve seen you putting illusion on your self and no human can be that strong to use that kind of sword." The pointy eared man said making Max to sigh.

"Well that is quite true, I´m not a human but close, but I´m not a demon either. So why are you following me." Max said stopping the twirling of the arrow and handed it at the man while holding the sharp end in his hand. The pointy ear man returned his bow on his back while taking the arrow from Max´s hand and put it whit the others.

"My name is Legolas and I need your help." The man said which made Max to rise his eye brow while holding his arms crossed over his chest,

"So you possibly know where Mordor or Rivendell is." Max asked making Legolas to quirk his eye brow,

"No i never heard of them." He answered making Max to sigh in relief.

"Good." Max said, at least he wasn't in lord of the rings world, or he would go crazy. But the elf in front of him looked like a character of the movie. "My name is Max Myers and what kind of help are we talking about." Max asked while the elf started to walk and Max walked next to him.

"I am on a mission to find out why the dragons are attacking the villages." Legolas said, this made Max to think that where was dragons and elf's there was bound to be magic. So that might be the trick needed to find a away to review Nexus.

"Okay Lego man I´m in, so where are we heading." Max said making the elf glare at the sayan,

"Don't call me Lego and we are heading to the village where the latest attack of the dragons where and from there we might find the reason for their attacks." Legolas said making Max to shrug his shoulders,

"Okay Lego man lets go." Max said only to hear elf growling and try to swat him, only for Max to dodge and laugh.


Soo.. Did you think that you would meet some dragon ball characters.. Well sorry to disappoint you.. The story is going to be original maybe i take a dragon or few guys from different movies but there is no anime character in this... Now please remember to REWIEV... Thank you..
Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..2


Damn this is getting bad.. I´m getting lazier and lazier so the stories come so late, but at least i have done few art´s at the time..


"Yes, you are from planet called Vegeta and you have a brother." Said the monkey tailed human, making the human glare at the alien.

"I don't have a brother, my parents couldn't have any more after i was born." Max said making the alien laugh,

"Your real name is Mageta and your brother name is Vegeta. It seems that you are stronger than any normal sayan but that doesn't matter. I´m an elite sayan and you are a disgrace of race." the monkey man said gesturing at his pink friend who took a stance, Max also took a stance but he was stopped when a furry figure stepped in front of him.

"Nax." Max asked but the canine just waved his hand,

"You take care of that dick head while i bust this pink blob." Nexus said grinning at Max which made him to smirk.

"Don't get killed or I´ll drag you ass back from the hell by myself." Max said and saw the canine and the pink alien blur out of their sight and fighting could be heard in a distance.

When Max turned to look at the sayan he saw him smirking while Max started to do some stretches,

"You know you can come whit us after you have destroyed every being in this planet." The sayan said making Max to growl,

"And why the hell I would do that." Max said charging at the sayan giving him punches and kicks only for the alien dodge them while holding his arms crossed on his chest.

"Pathetic." The sayan said smirking only for his jaw open and gasp when Max´s chakra enhanced knee impacted on the sayan´s stomach then he gave an chakra enhanced elbow in the back of the sayan´s head making the tailed man fly few meters before crashing on the ground coughing violently.

"How the.. COUGH.. did you do that." The sayan asked making Max to smirk and crack his knuckles,

"It´s a secret." Max said using chakra to run faster at the sayan only to see him smirk and flare his ki while holding his hands in front of him,

"Shit." Max said before making a kawarimi whit a rock nearby and he saw his clone getting blasted in smithereens by the sayan´s white ki blast, Max didn't have much time to think when he noticed that the sayan had appeared in front of him, so he had to start blocking and dodging.

Max knew that he didn't have any chance against the sayan unless he started to use gates. He had tried to attack whit his clones and some Katon Jutsu´s, but the sayan had blasted them all in dust, but Max still had few tricks in his sleeve which made him smirk.

"Why are you smirking, cant you see that you are loosing." The sayan boasted making Max to laugh like crazy,

"Do you know what shinobi means." Max asked starting to make hand signs while the sayan just raised his eye brow,

"It doesn't matter you are going to be dead." The ape man said charging at Max only to stop when a thick mist filled the clearing.

"No its you who is gonna be dead, Kirigakure no Jutsu." Max said and his sound could be heard everywhere. This made the sayan very nervous and suddenly fife Max´s attacked at him and before he could destroy them they managed to destroy his scouter,

"Now you cant sense me anymore, so..." Max said threw the mist and loud chirping noise filled the clearing which made the sayan boost his ki as high as it could go so that the firestorm around him dissolved the mist only to reveal Max crouching while holding his another hand over his another hand´s wrist while a yellow lighting was surrounding it and when Max turned to look at the sayan his eyes were red and three black tomoes were spinning in both of them.

"What the.." The sayan said only for Max to disappear and reappear in front of the tailed man,

"Raikiri." Max said thrusting his hand threw the shocked sayan´s chest making a large gush of blood spurt from the monkey man´s back.

"How.." The sayan asked laying against Max while blood was dripping from his mouth,

"Shinobi is a trained killer, you cant win if you have the power but you lack the skills to use it." Max said pulling out his hand making the sayan fall on the ground on his back. Only for him to start laugh weakly,

"I...am sorry.. to say.. that i´m not the.. strongest of two of us." The sayan said before he died on the ground making Max to turn look at the place where he felt Nexus to be. Only for see the canine kneeling on the ground while the pink alien was pointing its hand at Nexus.

"NO!!" Max said starting to run at them but he was too late there was a flash of pink light and a huge explosion which caused the human to cross his arms in front of his face to block the flying debris. When he lowered his hands he saw a huge crater where Nexus was kneeling and the pink alien was looking at him while grinning,

"He wasn't a challenge at all and I see you took care of that pathetic sayan." The pink alien said while Max was trembling because the loss of his friend, he was filled whit sorrow at his friend, but suddenly he was filled whit anger at the pink alien because he had killed Nexus.

"You are lucky that you are going to see this, only few have seen my ultimate form and they haven't lived to tell about it." The pink alien said tossing its scouter on the ground while his pink aura flared around him. Then he started to roar and his body grew few feet taller and it became more muscular. His horns grew in length while spikes grew from the aliens shoulders and back. Whit a huge explosion his transformation was ready, but Max wasn't paying any attention because he was looking at the place where Nexus had blewn up.

Suddenly his knuckles cracked when his anger reached in its peak and something snapped inside of his head, making him yell at the sky while a blue aura flared around him. Suddenly the ground started to grumble while Max kept powering up his aura chancing from blue to gold while his hair was chancing its color too suddenly his yelling reached its peak and there was even bigger explosion.

After the smoke dissolved Max was floating in middle of the crater, his hair was golden color as his aura. When he turned to look at the pink alien whit his teal eyes all he saw was an anger,

"No it cant be." The alien said beginning to get frighten because of this sudden transformation of his foe, but he couldn't take many steps before Max blurred out and appeared in front of the alien his fist impacting on the pink skin, making the alien gag from the pressure. The Max spun around and gave a spin kick at the neck off the alien which caused it to fly away and smash deep in the ground.

Suddenly there was an roar and sudden explosion when the pink alien blasted the earth around it,

"That´s not real, it cant be." The alien yelled blasting a huge ki blast at Max only for him to swat it a away like a fly, making the blast hit the side of the mountain making it explode in huge cloud mushroom.

"You are gonna pay for what you have done." Max yelled powering to a maximum and charging at the alien beating the shit out of it. Until the pink alien was badly bruised and coughing blood on the ground,

"Heh.. COUGH.. It seems that the legendary super sayan was true." The alien said while Max raised his arm at the alien.

"See you in hell, FINAL FLASH." Max yelled blasting a huge golden beam from his hand and it blew threw the alien vaporizing it and then flying high in the space where it exploded in big yellow flash.

After the blast Max dropped out from his transformation and fell on his knees on the ground.

"God damned Nax." Max yelled while tears where falling from his eyes, he had lost his best friend and gained a power from it. He didn't like it at all, he would chance all his power to get his friend back, but he knew that he didn't have a chance so he cursed every god he could think of until his musings were cut short when his keen ears picked a voice nearby.

The newly found sayan noticed that the scouter had survived the fight and it was emitting strange sounds. So he took it from the ground which his trembling hands and put it on his ear, only to hear a story about a planet called Namek and that there is these dragon balls which can raise people from death.

So whit a grin he crushed the scouter in his hand and stood up.

"Just wait Nax i´ll get you back, i´ll promise." Max said taking out his phone from the pocket of his pants and dialed a number in it.

"This is Sean." The voice in the phone said, making Max to sigh.

"Hey Sean listen closely. I´m going to leave for a little journey it might take a month or more so tell Rei that I´ll be back as soon as possible." Max said closing the phone before Sean could say anything and then he started to walk at where the space ships of the alien duo used were.

When he got there he noticed that the ships were okay, so he went and opened one of them. There was only one seat in it so he sat on it and the door closed after him. Then he noticed the control panel next to him which made him sigh after he had tried to activate it. It was in strange language, so he had to hack in it to get it work.

When he was done he programmed it to fly at the Namek and the computer told him that it will take a week to be there. So he decided to use the program in the ship to download latest info about the sayan race and what was out there while he slept the whole trip there.

He learned that the sayan race was destroyed by a Ice-jin called Frieza, so he put him on the MUST KILL list while the first priority was to find dragon balls to review Nexus. He also learned that the last sayan´s alive were Vegeta, Kakarot and few others which weren't so important than these two. Because it was said that Kakarot´s uncle went on the planet and was killed by Kakarot. Then Nappa and Vegeta went there and Nappa was killed while Vegeta, Max´s supposed to be brother was beaten up badly and now they too were after dragon balls so he had to hurry.

There was also one good thing. Max found out that he could train in his mind scape, but it was strange because it was some sort castle place. He didn't mind it at all because he could always destroy it and it would always be back on itself when he came back. So it was perfect for him, unless you didn't count to loud rumbling he could hear sometimes.


Sooooo.. There was some more action and some anime cross overs.. hehehh.. Please REWIEV.. and i´ll try to submit something else soon either art or stories.. tutututu....