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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinunkin päiväkirjaasi :D

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Kaikki rakkaat ystävät, laittakaa kommenttia tämän merkinnän alle, jos olen teille tärkeä ja rakas.

Kopioikaa sen jälkeen omaan blogiinne, ja katsokaa montako ystävää teillä onkaan. :)
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Kalat:
Olet Nikolai!
Jumalauta mikä säätäjä! Luulet tietäväsi kaikesta kaiken, vaikka et
osaa edes yksinkertaista kertolaskua. Aina esille pyrkivä typerä hölö!
Sanotaan, että poliiseissa ja armeijan kantahenkilökunnassa on paljon
kalat-merkkisiä minimunia ja sössöttäjiä. Ei ihme.
Onnenkalu: Kopiokone

Jaahas, mitenkäs se ihmisen arvo rahassa mitataankaan x)

A = 1 € B = 2 € C = 3 € D = 4 €
E = 5 € F = 6 € G = 7 € H = 8 €
I = 9 € J = 10 € K = 11 € L = 12 €
M = 13 € N = 14 €O = 15 € P = 16 €
Q = 17 € R = 18 €S = 19 € T = 20 €
U = 21 € V = 22 €W = 23 € X = 24 €
Y = 25 € Z = 26 € Å = 27 €Ä = 28 €
Ö = 29 €


M=13
A=1
A=1
R=18
I=9
T=20

MUN HINTA ON 62

bisse horoskooppi....

Oinas: Olet KOFF! Luonteeltasi olet hyvin pikkumainen ja täys
>> jäärä. Et arvosta ketään, et edes itseäsi. Kärsit
>> paniikkihäiriöistä ja punastut helposti. Olet myös erittäin
>> epähygieeninen ja haiset pahalle!
>> Onnenkalu: Taikaviitta
>
>> Härkä: Olet Carlsberg! Omistat hyvin pienet aivot. Et ymmärrä
>> mistään mitään! Luonteeltasi olet aivokääpiö. Sinulla ei ole
>> ystäviä...eikä tule!
>> Onnenkalu: Ruuvimeisseli
>
>> Kaksoset: Olet Amiraali! Luonne kuvauksesta sen verran, että
>> sinulla ei ole luonnetta! Olet tyhjäpää vailla tulevaisuutta!
>> Tärkeintä elämässäsi on TV ja naapurien vakoilu. Laiminlyöt
>> jatkuvasti hampaiden hoitoa ja sen kyllä huomaa!
>> Onnenkalu: Rambo-puukko
>
>> Rapu: Olet Olvi! Jestas mikä LAAMA! Ravusta huomaa mitä tarkoittaa
>> oppimishäiriö Kun ei hiffaa niin ei hiffaa! Typerä tyhjyyteen
>> tuijottaja. Uhkapeluri, joka ei koskaan voita.
>> Onnenkalu: Kukkakeppi
>
>> Leijona: Olet Hard Rock! Hommaa elämä itelles. Pälättäja joka ei
>> ymmärrä pitää naamaa kiinni, tai sitten ei puhu eikä
>> pukahda.Poikkeuksia voi löytyä...riippuu geeneistä.
>> Onnenkalu: Ilmakivääri
>
>> Neitsyt: Olet Lapin Kulta! Ikuinen haaveilija...hermosairas
>> nysvääjä! Et omaa minkäänlaista hermojen hallintaa. Yleensä hipit
>> ovat neitsyitä. Pitkätukka joka painii pahojen henkisten ongelmien
>> kanssa.
>> Onnenkalu: Airo
>
>> Vaaka: Olet Aura! Hyvin sairas ihminen, joka ei ole tervettä päivää
>> nähnyt. Elää elämästään yli puolet lääkärin vastaanotolla.
>> Psykiatrien vakioasiakas. Sairastaa tauteja joita edes lääketiede
>> ei tunne! Luonteeltaan myymälävarastyyppiä. Vain meedio voi auttaa
>> sinua!
>> Onnenkalu: Anustappi
>
>> Skorpioni: Olet Eku! Pelkistettynä...olet pervo! Salaa tiiraileva
>> itsetunnoton vesipää. Elämäsi on köyhää ja jopa vanhempasi vihaavat
>> sinua! Tykkäät katsoa Suomalaisia saippuaoopperoita. Urheilusta et
>> tajua mitään!
>> Onnenkalu: Tennispallo
>
>> Jousimies: Olet Guinness! Itsemurhatyyppiä. Et kestä
>> vastoinkäymisiä ja herne menee nenään pienistäkin asioista! Kärsit
>> alenmuudentunteesta ja kavereiden mielestä olet apina. Elät koko
>> elämäsi (suositellaan) yksin!
>> Onnenkalu: Lipputangon nuppi
>
>> Kauris: Olet Budweiser! Mene hyvä ihminen ja katso peiliin. Mitä
>> näet?!? Hyvin ruman tyhjäpään! Ammatiltasi olet todennäköisesti
>> lappuliisa tai vartija!Roskaruokaa syövä surkea luuseri.
>> Tyypillinen Blues-fani!
>> Onnenkalu: Taskulamppu
>
>> Vesimies: Olet Karhu! Suuri osa rituaalimurhaajista ja saatanan
>> palvojista on vesimiehiä. Kulkee aina mustissa ja naama on kuin
>> Rapalan mainos! Lävistyksiä täynnä ja vartalossa typeriä
>> tatuointeja. Tyypillinen ihmisten pilkkoja. Pelkuri...joka ei
>> uskalla olla oma itsensä!
>> Onnenkalu: Huulirasvapuikko
>
>> Kalat: Olet Nikolai! Jumalauta mikä säätäjä! Luulet tietäväsi
>> kaikesta kaiken, vaikka et osaa edes yksinkertaista kertolaskua.
>> Aina esille pyrkivä typerä hölö! Sanotaan, että poliiseissa ja
>> armeijan kantahenkilökunnassa on paljon kalat-merkkisiä minimunia
>> ja sössöttäjiä. Ei ihme.
>> Onnenkalu: Kopiokone


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Mene kännykkäsi nimilistalle

Nimi 1:
Onko hän hauska? - ok
Oletko halannut häntä? - eh
Joku muisto hänestä? - hmm

Nimi 5:
Missä tapasitte ensimmäisen kerran? - myllys
Onko hän sinulle tärkeä? -ei
Hänen nimensä viimeinen kirjain? -u

Nimi 8:
Tyttö vai poika? - tyttö..
Rakastatko häntä? - en sentään
Oletko puhunut hänen kanssaan puhelimessa? - kyl..

Nimi 9:
Kuinka kauan olette tunteneet? - n.6
Oletko ikinä suudellut häntä? - en..
Oletko kertonut hänelle salaisuuksiasi? -no en oikeestaa..

Nimi 16:
Onko hän kaunis/komee?- kaunis
Tunnetko hänet hyvin? - ihan hyvin
Onko hän varattu? - juu...

Nimi 20:
Onko hän sukua sinulle? - ei onneks...
Millainen hän on luonteeltaan? - hmm
Tunnetko hänet hyvin? - en

Nimi 24:
Oletko lähettänyt hänelle tekstiviestejä? - joskus
Onko hän tyttö? -joo
Onko hän samassa koulussa kuin sinä? - ei...

Nimi 34:
Minkä ikäinen hän on? - hmm kai yli30
Asuuko hän samalla paikkakunnalla kuin sinä? - ei
Vihaatko häntä? - joskus

Nimi 39:
Oletko käynyt hänen luonaan? - juu...
Onko hän hauska? - omalla tavallaa joo...
Millä kirjaimella hänen nimensä alkaa? p

Nimi 54:
Oletko halannut häntä? - en,
Oletko nähnyt hänet humalassa? - en..
Onko hän sinua vanhempi? ei

Nimi 55:
Onko hän kaunis? - on
Joku muisto hänestä? - hmm
Onko sinulla hänen mese? - ei

Nimi 62:
Onko hän läheinen sinulle? -
Oletko koskaan halannut häntä? -
Oletko ollut ihastunut häneen?

Nimi 69:
Yksi sana, joka kuvaa hänen luonnettaan? -
Asuuko hän pääkaupunkiseudulla? - .
Oletko nähnyt hänestä unta? -

Nimi 75:
Kuinka vanha hän on? -
Vihaatko häntä? -
Pidätkö hänestä? -

Älkää ottako kesäkissaa!!

Mökille jätetty

Tuijotti ovea pieni kissa, oli aivan hädissään.
Minä se täällä, avatkaa ovi, onhan jo pimeää.
On nälkä ja jano, unikin jo, minua paleltaa.
Tuo metsäkin huokuu pelottavasti, on jo kuurassa maa.

Ovi aukeni silloin, kun mansikat tuoksui, säteili taivas ja maa.
Ilo kaikui kallion kupeelta, sirkat soitteli viuluaan.
Aurinko hitsasi ahjossaan, lintujen kuoro soi.
Kelli kissa nurmella selällään ja onnen maljasta joi.

Nyt pysyy ovi suljettuna, nukkuu portailla vainaja.
Sillä jäätynyt pisara poskellaan ja silmät suljettuna.
Se pisara hyljätyn kyynel on, se itkunsa itkenyt on.
Vain yksi ovi armahti hyljätyn, pääsi lämpöön ja valohon.

Nyt kissojen taivaassa hyljätty, siellä kyynel on pyyhitty pois.
Saa nukkua helmassa armahtajan, mikä parempi olla vois.
Via dolorosa oli viimeinen polku kesäisen lemmikin.
Muistele lähditkö mökiltä Sinä puhtain sydämin.

-Liisa Aaltonen-

ps. Saa, ja pitääkin, kopioida omaan päiväkirjaan!!

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Sikojen rakkaus

Kun auringon alla puhkeaa onni,
kun lehmänsä löytää muhkea sonni.
Kun kaislikon hauesta hauki saa parin
ja kukkoa kosii se kanoista arin.
Niin mikseivät sitten sika ja sika
saparon verran ja kärsänsä mitan
toisilleen vannoisi ikuista valaa:
Oi rakkaani,sulle mun kyljykset palaa!

Niin kuu etsii maata,niin suu etsii suuta,
niin kyyhkyset yhteistä nukkumapuuta.
Kun peittojen alla on pehmoista kaksin
ja kahdelle yö ryhtyy suojelijaksi.
Niin mikseivät sitten sika ja sika
saparon verran ja kärsänsä mitan
toisilleen vannoisi ikuista valaa:
Oi rakkaani,sulle mun kyljykset palaa!

Siinä grillausilmoja odotellessa..heh

sano yksi hyvä puoli ja yksi huono puoli minusta.

sen jälkeen pistä tämä päiväkirjaasi ja kuulet mitä ihmiset rakastavat ja ei rakastavat sinussa !