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Kipee.Torstai 31.01.2008 14:02

Ei muuta, kiitos.

Joskus vaan tuntuu tältä... Tiistai 29.01.2008 22:59

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tu6jjGqNvQY

*-* 30 Seconds to Mars - A beautiful lie *-*

Lie awake in bed at night
And think about your life
Do you want to be different?
Try to let go of the truth
The battles of your youth
'cause this is just a game

It's a beautiful lie
It's a perfect denial
Such a beautiful lie to believe in
So beautiful, beautiful it makes me

It's time to forget about the past
To wash away what happened last
Hide behind an empty face
Don't ask too much, just say
'cause this is just a game

It's a beautiful lie
It's a perfect denial
Such a beautiful lie to believe in
So beautiful, beautiful it makes me...

Everyone's looking at me
I'm running around in circles, baby
A quiet desperation's building high
I've got to remember this is just a game

So beautiful, beautiful...
(A beautiful lie)
It's So beautiful, beautiful...

It's a beautiful lie
It's a perfect denial
Such a beautiful lie to believe in
So beautiful, beautiful it makes me

xD Sunnuntai 27.01.2008 13:44

Juuri ennen häitä..
Nainen: Hei Rakas
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan!
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden ?
Mies: EN ! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi ? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa.
Nainen: Rakastatko minua ?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina !
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan ?
Mies: En ikinä ! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua ?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen !
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan ?
Mies: Oletko hullu ? Tunnethan sinä minut !
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun ?
Mies: Kyllä, kulta..
Nainen: Rakas..
7 vuotta häiden jälkeen:
Lue teksti alhaalta ylöspäin !

Luettuasi tämän kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi ja saat loistavan parisuhteen.

Paras vitsi ehkä ikinä xD Tiistai 22.01.2008 20:32

Mitä eroa on anopilla ja tietokoneella?

-Ei naurata yhtään, kun tietokone kaatuu xD

Vähän joulua... mukamas... :) Torstai 17.01.2008 01:11


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ltiY-BqvOIU

The Poques - Fairytale of New York

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

Ei voi vieläkään jaksaa... xD Torstai 17.01.2008 00:57

Osa näistä vähän nauratti... :)

http://www.joke-archives.com/dating/ifyoulove.html

Salaatti ja suklaa auttaa.Tiistai 15.01.2008 21:18

Toisaalta Buranallaki saatto olla osuutta asiaan...
Ehdottaisin Nobelin rauhanpalkintoa Buranan keksijälle, lähti päänsärky ku... no, en ees sano mikä lähti ja mistä lähti xD Kaikki voi ite miettiä... xD

Jeejee, ei satu enää, diipadiipadaa! xD

Päätä särkee.Tiistai 15.01.2008 20:00

Lapsi on huutanu niin, että pää räjähtää. Oksettaa... Voisko toi lapsi mennä nukkuu, et mäki voisin... Sattuu... :,(

Kohta saan!Sunnuntai 13.01.2008 00:59

Pizzaa... :)

Nälkä!!!

ViisuSunnuntai 06.01.2008 18:09

Duran Duran - What Happens Tomorrow


Child, don't you worry
It's enough you're growing up in such a hurry
Brings you down the news they sell you
To put in your mind that all mankind is a failure

But nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow
We try not to show how frightened we are
If you let me I'll protect you however I can

You've got to believe
it'll be alright in the end

Fighting, because we're so close
There are times we punish those who we need the most
No, we can't wait for a saviour
Only got ourselves to blame for this behaviour

And nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow
We try not to show how frightened we are
Would seem lonely, if you were the only star in the night

You've got to believe
it'll be alright in the end

You've got to believe
it'll be alright again

time is a river
a silent icy river
pulls us all
running deep
deep and fast enough to get lost down in the flow
thrashing around me
tiny lives mean everything

And nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow
So don't let go, now we've come this far
Hope I have peace
Understand me
you're never alone

We've got to believe
it'll be alright in the end

nobody knows

You've got to believe
it'll be alright my friend

So don't let go

Unless we believe
it'll be alright again

Nobody knows