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pitkästä aikaa - not!Tiistai 20.07.2010 04:39

pwned j & v

A Monad's ManifestoSunnuntai 18.07.2010 21:20



Here I plant my national flag.
This manifesto is me.
This idea is I: someone
Living with that other,
An illusion of a reader.

How risible it is to me:
You think there is a you.
A structure in a real world,
A host to entertain a
Passing flow of words.

My pure idea is mixed with this,
A foolish thought of self.
Believing that when I am gone
Some temporal colossus
Regains the theatre
Of a complex life.

James Higgo, 12th November 2000

CHOO CHOO FUU FUUTorstai 15.07.2010 03:12


/*
Hey, I'm in love
My fingers keep on clicking to the beating of my heart
Hey, I can't stop my feet
Ebony and ivory and dancing in the street
Hey, it's 'cause of you
The world is in a crazy hazy hue

Man, you got me burning
I'm the moment between the striking and the fire
Hey, read my lips
'Cause all they say is kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
No, it won't ever stop
My hands are in the air, yes, I'm in love
*/

"What a zoom! What a zoom!"Perjantai 09.07.2010 18:17



Suosittelen: full screen, 720p


Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas...
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times

A baby drama mama, don't like me
She doing things like havin her boys come from her neighborhood
To the studio tryin to fight me
She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private schools, daycare, shit, medical bills, I'll pay that
I love your mom and everything, see I aint the one who laid down
She wanna rip you up, start a custody war, my lawyer stay down
She never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fifths out, cookouts, on my child's birthday I aint invited
Despite it, show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

Me and your daughter
Got a special thang goin on
You say it's puppy love
We say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this
Feel this way forever
You could plan a pretty picnic
But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson

Ten times out of nine, now if I'm blind fine
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream
Bout that crib with the goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day rule can't be too long
Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could
Become a magician to abacadabra off the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he
Askin what happened to the feelin that her and me
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know just know that everything is cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation

Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he treats me", shit, look at the way you treat me
See your lil nose ass homegirls got they ass up in the creek G
Without a paddle, you left the straddle and ride this thing on out
And the union girl aint speakin no more cuz my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talkin about, jealousy, and fidelity, envy
Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing
So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your mama

RAWRKeskiviikko 07.07.2010 02:55



enuff said, kiitti Pp :)

Here be 3D FootyTiistai 06.07.2010 13:30

Jalkapallon MM-finaali suorana 3D-lähetyksenä Tennispalatsissa.

Finnkino laajentaa jälleen tarjontaansa, kun Tennispalatsissa nähdään urheilua suorana live-lähetyksenä ja kolmiulotteisena. Kyseessä on ainutlaatuinen tilaisuus nähdä jalkapallon MM-finaali mm. Pohjoismaiden suurimmalta, 185 m² -kokoiselta valkokankaalta. Selostus on englanniksi.

Kyllä lähtee!

07:46 <shalafi> heräsin säpsähtäen kaks kertaa yöllä semi-paniikis et oon myöhästyny mm finaalista :-D

ps. allekirjoittaneelta löytyy vielä pari ylimääräistä varattua lippua

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 15.06.2010 07:22

[ British accent ]

Hope you don't mind -- we made some tea.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the bloke you're stealing from. The name's Allister Rigby. But as far as you're concerned, I'm Willy Fucking Wonka, and you're taking a shit in my fucking chocolate factory.

- Easy, boss. Don't get upset.

When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset. When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset.

But when some little fuck decides to take over one of the most profitable territories in the country, I'm beyond fucking upset. I'm very fucking upset.

So... from now on, you're under new management. You will work for me. And in return, you'll receive an allowance.

- Allowance!?

Yes, allowance, as in, I'm allowing you to keep 10%, and I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth.

Now, you either get down or you what's it gonna be, sunshine?

Riley: This wasn't no movie. The smart thing was to say, "yes," get up, and leave the room.
But then I thought to myself, "what if this was a movie?"

Ei tarvi valittaa rakoista jaloissaTiistai 08.06.2010 06:11


Jalkapallon pelaaminen on todellista tehohoitoa

Turun Sanomat 8.6 2010 02:29:53

Ikääntyminen tuo tunnetusti mukanaan useita terveydellisiä vaikutuksia, joista yleisimpiin lukeutuvat kaatumisten aiheuttamat vammat. Näiden ennalta ehkäisy on kuitenkin yllättävän helppoa ja mikä parasta, myös mukavaa. Todellista tehohoitoa sekä fyysiselle että henkiselle terveydelle on jalkapallopelin säännöllinen harrastaminen. Jalkapalloilu lisää luuston massaa ja tiheyttä sekä parantaa lihaksiston kuntoa ja kykyä vastata äkillisiin ja täysin voimin tehtäviin ponnistuksiin.

Lihaksiston ja luuston parantunut kunto vaikuttavat yhdessä ihmisen tasapainon ylläpitoon ja liikkeiden koordinaatioon, osoittaa Kööpenhaminan yliopiston professori Peter Krustrupin johdolla julkaistu monen tutkimuksen sarja. Urheilusuoritusten vaikutuksia tutkittiin henkilöillä, joista valtaosa ei ollut pelannut jalkapalloa aikaisemmin.

14 viikon harjoitusjaksossa pohjelihasten jäntevyys parani merkittävästi, mikä puolestaan paransi kokeeseen osallistujien tasapainoa.

Kun palloilua jatkettiin 16 kuukautta, osallistujien fyysinen terveys parani edelleen. Yhtäjaksoisen pitemmän harjoittelun seurauksena koko kehon luuston tiheys lisääntyi, mikä vähentää murtumisriskiä.

Pallopelien harrastamisen paremmuus kävelyyn ja juoksuun verrattuna syntyy nopeista, äkillistä ja erittäin kovaa lihasten jännitystä vaativista tilanteista kuten äkkipysähdyksistä ja lyhyistä spurteista. Juoksussa lihasrasitus on tasaista, käytännöllisesti katsoen koko ajan vakiona toistuvaa liikettä.

Säännöllisen jalkapalloilun teho on hämmästyttävä. Krustrupin ryhmä vertasi 70-vuotiaiden koko ikänsä harrastuksenaan pelanneiden ja 30-vuotiaiden pelaamattomien miesten fyysisiä ominaisuuksia. Jalkapalloilevien ikämiesten lihaskunto ja luuston tiheys ja siten vähäinen riski murtumiin olivat yhtä hyvät kuin passiivisilla nuorilla miehillä.

Jalkapalloilu kehittää myös sosiaalisia suhteita. Aikaisemmin vain hyvin harvoin jalkapalloilua tai kävelyä harrastaneiden ihmissuhteet kehittyivät, ja ryhmien sisällä kasvoi yhteenkuuluvuus ja ”me-henki”.

Kuten varsinaisissa terveydellisissä ominaisuuksissa, tässäkin jalkapalloilua harrastaneiden kehitys oli suurempaa kuin kävelijöiden ja juoksijoiden ryhmässä, Krustrup ja kumppanit osoittivat.

KAI AULIO

The Grand AdventureTorstai 27.05.2010 13:41

The same thrill, the same awe and mystery, come again and again when we look at any problem deeply enough. With more knowledge comes deeper, more wonderful mystery, luring one on to penetrate deeper still. Never concerned that the answer may prove disappointing, but with pleasure and confidence we turn over each new stone to find unimagined strangeness leading on to more wonderful questions and mysteries -- certainly a grand adventure!


It is true that few unscientific people have this particular type of religious experience. Our poets do not write about it; our artists do not try to portray this remarkable thing. I don't know why. Is nobody inspired by our present picture of the universe? The value of science remains unsung by singers, so you are reduced to hearing -- not a song or a poem, but an evening lecture about it. This is not yet a scientific age.


Perhaps one of the reasons is that you have to know how to read the music. For instance, the scientific article says, perhaps, something like this: "The radioactive phosphorus content of the cerebrum of the rat decreases to one-half in a period of two weeks." Now, what does that means?


It means that phosphorus that is in the brain of a rat (and also in mine, and yours) is not the same phosphorus as it was two weeks ago, but that all of the atoms that are in the brain are being replaced, and the ones that were there before have gone away.




So what is this mind, what are these atoms with consciousness? Last week's potatoes! That is what now can remember what was going on in my mind a year ago -- a mind which has long ago been replaced.


That is what it means when one discovers how long it takes for the atoms of the brain to be replaced by other atoms, to note that the thing which I call my individuality is only a pattern or dance. The atoms come into my brain, dance a dance, then go out; always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday.