"Another life saved by girl-on-girl action."
"Ah, if it isn't Dr. I-had-no-friends-when-I-was-growing-up-so-all-I-did-was-watch-TV-by-myself-which-is-why-I-can-now-make-constant-pop-cultural-references-which-no-one-understands-but-me. "
"Cheese is the Devil's plaything."
"Sorry. It's just you don't usually see breasts like that on Deans of Medicine."
"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
"Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything."
"What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I need to know."