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juu niin olin eilen mirillä yötä ja katottiin siinä pari leffaa! oli kyl molemmat ihan hyviä! meni vaan ilta vähän pitkäks ku piti mennä ajoissa nukkuu mut kello olikin jo vaille 2 kun lopetettiin ne elokuvat..oho!

eli siis silent hill ja orpokoti tuli nähtyä .
molemmissa oli hieman jännä loppu, etenkin orpokodissa..!
tai silleen ja silent hillin loppua en ihan tajunnu, tai tajusin mut en.
iha jees kumminki ja mä tykkään siitä pyramidihedistä! ♥
hehehehe! ♥ >D




...ja aamulla sitten oli kauhee väsymys sit piristyin ja nyt taas väsy
onneks viimeiset tunnit on turvakurssia en muuten kestäis!1

Pyramid head! Mitä ne teki siulle? O__O

Näin viime yönä herra Pyramidipäästä pitkää ja melko pelottavaa takaa-ajo/hide&seek -unta. Sen ei ehkä olisi pitänyt olla niin naurettavan eroottista. :

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D Way to go, self.

Joo ja se niinku yrittää olla Pyramid Head x DD

PH walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" There were no survivors.

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PH walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know. What does he look like?" There were no survivors.

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A mannequin walks in for his interview with PH to be a Silent Hill monster.
PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The mannequin responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
PH: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd mannequin walks in for his interview.
PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The mannequin responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
PH: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
The second mannequin on the way out says to the 3rd one, "Whatever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd mannequin walks in for his interview.
PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The mannequin looks at the PH intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
PH says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd mannequin says, "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
There were no survivors.

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After there are no survivors, how does PH get 50 bodies into a bucket?
With a blender.

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How does he get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!

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How does PH make a dead body float?
He takes his knife out of its head.

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A woman in Silent Hill gave birth to triplets. Then two weeks later, she had twins! How'd that happen?
PH killed one of them. He then went on to kill everyone else so that there were no survivors.

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And finally, the corniest of the corny jokes:
A man went into the Silent Hill department store and asked PH, "Do you sell potato clocks?"
Resisting the urge to kill him instantly in order to satisfy his curiosity, PH replies, "Potato clocks? What are those?"
"Well," came the explanation, "I'm always late for work, and my boss said I could get there at nine if I got a potato clock."
Okay, everybody say it with me: There were no survivors.