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Question to discuss:
Discuss the stupidity of Americans.
You: Well
You: Americans are idiots
Stranger: I'm american ):
You: They lost to monkeys.
You: Cmon now.
You: MONKEYS!
You: Even dolphins are smarter than monkeys
Stranger: I don't see why I'm stupid?
You: IM GODDAMN 13YR OLD AND IM SMARTER THAN WHOLE AMERICA!
Stranger: okay then
You: Stranger, where is Finland?
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: finland?
Stranger: Europe?
You: Oh so you know Europe.
You: Congratulations
You: You are smarter than 50% of your age.
Stranger: come on were not ALL stupid
You: Well Obama was kinda allright.
You: But the rest.
You: The rest suck ass
Stranger: I don't really care about political things
You: Why not?
Stranger: Honestly.........
You: You don't care if your president decides to give your land to russians?
Stranger: They confuse me
Stranger: And this is America
You: American people suck ass.
Stranger: so nobody is losing land
You: I love USA as a country
You: Beautiful and shit.
You: But the people living in there, getting all they want
Stranger: Why hate us?
You: They dont know anything about the outer world
Stranger: Getting all we want?
You: They are just so effin stupid.
You: Hey your generation is spoiled as shit.
Stranger: Well I agree with that
Stranger: But not all of us are
You: Get me a ticket to USA and I'll come check
Stranger: Did you know most people in my Social Studies class cant locate Australia on a map XD
You: Yeah
Stranger: idiots
You: And they think Australia is called Austria
Stranger: I know right
You: And because of those idiots
You: Everybody thinks all americans are assfacemonkeys
You: So spy, you happy now?
You: We are talking about stupid americans.
You: I hope you record this to somewhere
Stranger: Look I know my country has a lot of lazy overweight people and spoiled kids and dumb asses, but don't look at us ALL as bad people.
Stranger: We're just trying to live our lives, just like the people of your country are.
You: Yeah
You: Just, try to get your friends to be a bit smarter
You: In our class is 2 stupid bitches
You: Who in every question they get, say "I dont know"
You: And i hate them
You: And then they say im the stupid one
Stranger: I'm not smart in math at all
Stranger: but I'm pretty damn good at biology
You: I suck at everything now :D
You: Next year tryna do better
You: Bye now!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: kay
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_{11.02.2012 02:21 <soro> @urala lol siirrän ton toiseen merkintään koska "The topic you entered is too long (10044 characters). The maximum length is 10000 characters. "

THERE IS A SEVERED HEAD IN THE FRIDGE

Stranger 1: Where else was I supposed to put it? - SH

Stranger 2: Not in the fridge, maybe? -JW

Stranger 2: Somewhere that it wouldn't contaminate my jam! -JW

Stranger 1: I'm measuring the coagulation of saliva after death. - SH

Stranger 2: And your point? -JW

Stranger 1: I'm bored. You know what I do when that occurs, John. - SH

Stranger 2: Normally I would suggest Cluedo... but we all know how that turned out last time. -JW

Stranger 1: Yes indeed. But still - the rules are wrong. - SH

Stranger 2: Suicide is not an option! Not in Cluedo! -JW

Stranger 1: But this was the only option. - SH

Stranger 1: Don't make me explain all of this to you again. - SH

Stranger 2: Mrs. White did it! -JW

Stranger 1: Dear Lord. It must be so relaxing in this funny little brain of yours. - SH

Stranger 2: You were playing it wrong! -JW

Stranger 1: What? ME? - SH

Stranger 2: Yes! YOU! -JW

Stranger 1: I never do thing wrong. You know that. - SH

Stranger 2: You do plenty of things wrong. You're just too stubborn to admit it. -JW

Stranger 1: Really? Prove it. - SH

Stranger 2: Sherlock -JW

Stranger 1: John. - SH

Stranger 2: Sherlock. -JW

Stranger 1: John. Stop this. Stop. I know you're staring at the screen and it's distracting me. - SH

Stranger 2: Make me. -JW

Stranger 1: Are you sure? Will Sarah mind? Or maybe it's Kate this time? - SH

Stranger 2: Jeanette. She's gone now, too. -JW

Stranger 1: Ah yes, the boring teacher. Why didn't she stay over? Is she the one with the dog? - SH

Stranger 2: That was Kate... -JW

Stranger 1: Did I make my point now? You staring at the screen is putting me off. - SH

Stranger 2: Again. Make me stop if you want it so bad. -JW

Stranger 1: John. You know I cannot do that. - SH

Stranger 2: Do what? -JW

Stranger 1: Make you stop. Because the last time I did it, the next day you made me sit at home and watch crap tele with you. - SH

Stranger 2: And was that so bad? Spending time with me? -JW

Stranger 1: You know that's not what I mean. - SH

Stranger 2: Oh really? -JW

Stranger 1: Yes, really. - SH

Stranger 2: That's not the way it sounds every time you open your mouth. -JW

Stranger 1: I am aware. But we've spent so much time together and I thought you would know how to read between the lines. - SH

Stranger 2: I never can tell with you. Some days it seems that I understand you better than anyone. And some days, it's like we're speaking in a different language. -JW

Stranger 1: Every couple has its bad days. - SH

Stranger 1: Oh sorry. I meant to write flatmates. - SH

Stranger 2: Sherlock? -JW

Stranger 1: Yes, John? - SH

Stranger 2: Was that a Freudian slip? -JW

Stranger 1: ...Certainly not. It was merely an autocorrection fail. You understand, don't you? - SH

Stranger 2: No I don't. Auto-correct doesn't change that much. Is there something you want to tell me? -JW

Stranger 1: Actually, yes. I'm going to sleep now. My mind needs rest. - SH

Stranger 2: Sherlock! -JW

Stranger 1: That's true, John. I need to reset my hard-drive. - SH

Stranger 2: Sherlock

Stranger 2: Answer me -JW

Stranger 2: I need to know -JW

Stranger 1: I did. You just didn't read between the lines. - SH

Stranger 2: So you have feelings for me? You want us to be together? Despite your saying that you weren't the slightest bit interested in me that first day. -JW

Stranger 1: It's been... what, a year, or longer? People change. Even me. - SH

Stranger 2: You do know, don't you? -JW

Stranger 1: Know what? - SH

Stranger 2: That I've always been yours. No matter what. -JW

Stranger 1: Certainly. You're my army doctor. - SH

Stranger 2: In every way -JW

Stranger 1: And now I wouldn't mind being your high functioning sociopath. - SH

Stranger 2: You ARE my high functioning sociopath. Don't you get it? -JW

Stranger 1: I've got it... a while ago. But I'm glad we set this straight. - SH

Stranger 2: I'll be for you whatever you want. -JW

Stranger 2: I'll be for you whatever you want. -JW

Stranger 1: I will be completely satisfied with you being just you. Nobody else, but you. - SH

Stranger 2: I'm confused. -JW

Stranger 1: Oh, you don't get it. Can I explain it to you tomorrow morning? Right now I could really use some sleep. - SH

Stranger 2: Do you promise that you will? I need to know, but I can't trust that you won't avoid it. -JW

Stranger 1: Yes, John. I promise. - SH

Stranger 2: Then go. -JW

Stranger 1: Thank you. You should go to bed, too. - SH

Stranger 2: Goodnight... -JW

Stranger 1: Goodnight, my John. -SH

Stranger 2: I lo-goodnight Sherlock. Sleep well. -JW

Stranger 1: John...? - SH

Stranger 2: Yes Sherlock? -JW

Stranger 1: Oh, nevermind. Sleep well. - SH

Stranger 2: Everything, Sherlock. Everything. -JW

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11.02.2012 02:16 <urala> johan menee siirappiseksi ... awwwww

11.02.2012 02:18 <urala> "MY JOHN" JOHAN NYT

laura sanoo (2:20):

EIH en kestä XDDD

soro sanoo (2:20):

:D kui

laura sanoo (2:21):

noku ... ei

sherkkuperse ei todellakaan oo mikään siirappiheebo : (((}

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Tänään omeglessä olin roskaposti botti! :D

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Uuno Turhapuro vilauttaa kuumaa keppiään > Uuno Turhapuro flash hot walking stick

Gilbert on homo. Hän pukeutuu ainoastaan pinkkiin ja hän käyttää naisten stringejä > Gilbert is gay. He wears only pink, and he uses strings for women

Jukka on joutunut tappeluun Pub Kärrynpyörän ulkopuolella. Tuntematon mies lyö häntä imukupilla päähään. Lopuksi Jukka saa imukupin työnnettyä poikittain perseeseen. > Jukka has been a brawl outside the pub cart wheel. An unknown man hit him with a suction cup form to suit. Finally, the suction cup, Jukka be pushed across the ass.

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Stranger: bdsm?
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You: Do you have brains

You: please tell me you do

You: This site is killing me but it’s kinda addictive too

Stranger: brains?

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