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17:12 Mitä teit vastaa seuraaviin kysymyksiin? = )

maanantaina? - kavereittenkaa ja koulus
tiistaina? - koulussss , himas
keskiviikkona? - kouluss,himass,töis ja kaverin kaa
torstaina? kaverin kaa.
perjantaina? - -
lauantaina? - -
sunnuntaina? -
viikko sitten? - kaikkee siistii
kuukausi sitten? - kaikkee..
vuosi sitten? - melkein muistankin ;D


Ketä/mitä sinulla on?

nyt kotona? - kaikkee.
onlinessa? - emt
ikävä? - yht..
luokallasi? - jotkut kivoi jotkut ihan hirveit ;D
koulussasi? - riippuu vähä.
taskuissasi? kännykkä.
hiuksissasi? - ponnari ja pinnei
sängyssäsi? - kirjoja.
koneella? - yleensä ;D
saapuneissa viesteissä? - viestejä

Oletko?

ihastunut? - Joo.
tai jopa rakastunut? - Joo.
seurustelusuhteessa? - joo.
polttanut tupakkaa? - en vakituisesti
juonut alkoholia? - joskus
kipeä nyt? - En.
lyönyt/läppäissyt vastakkaista sukupuolta? - läppässy vahingos
särkenyt jonkun sydämen? - joo.
satuttanut itseäsi tahallisesti? - e
katunut jotain tekoa viikkoja? - Joo.

Onko?

joku ihastunut sinuun? - joo.
joku särkenyt sydämesi? - joo.
joku ystäväsi pettänyt sut? - ehk..
joku haukkunut sinun ulkönäköäsi? - joo.
joku kehunut ulkonäköäsi - jju
ollut mukava päivä? - riippuu vähä :D
sinulla salaisuutta jota et ole kertonut kenellekkään? - todellaki.
sulla paljon kavereita? - tarpeeks
joku lyönyt/läppäissyt sinua? - Joo.
kivaa? - emmäny tiiä

Poika ajaa lujaa moottoripyörällä 180 km/h

Tyttö: Hidasta, mua pelottaa
Poika: Enkä, tää on hauskaa
Tyttö: Eikä ole. Oo kiltti, tää on liian pelottavaa
Poika: Sano mulle sitten, että sä rakastat mua
Tyttö: Hyvä on, mä rakastan sua. Jarruta!
Poika: Ja nyt halaa mua OIKEIN kovaa
*tyttö halaa poikaa*
Poika: Voitko ottaa pois mun kypärän ja laittaa sen sun päähäs?

Sanomalehdessä seuraavana päivänä:
"Moottoripyöräilijä ajoi ojaan jarrujen vian seurauksena. Kyydissä oli kaksi henkilöä. Vain tytöllä oli kypärä ja hän jäi eloon."

Jos sinäkin rakastat jotakuta yhtä paljon - kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi

1. pidätkö minusta?
2. milloin tapasimme ekan kerran ja missä?
3. mikä oli ensivaikutelmasi minusta?
4. oletko yhä samaa mieltä?
5. jos saisit antaa minulle jotain, mitä antaisit?
6. kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla

Nainen: Hei Rakas
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan !
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden ?
Mies: EN ! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi ? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa !
Nainen: Rakastatko minua ?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina !
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan ?
Mies: En ikinä ! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua ?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen !
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan ?
Mies: Oletko hullu ? Tunnethan sinä minut !
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun ?
Mies: Kyllä, kulta..
Nainen: Rakas..

7 vuotta häiden jälkeen:
Lue teksti alhaalta ylöspäin ! ^^

Luettuasi tämän kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi ja saat loistavan parisuhteen !

Tyttö: Mikä on vialla?

Poika: Pidän hänestä niin paljon...

Tyttö: Puhu hänelle!

Poika: Enpä tiedä, hän ei edes pidä minusta.

Tyttö: Älä sano noin. Olet uskomaton.

Poika: Haluan vain hänen tietävän kuinka tunnen.

Tyttö: Sitten kerro hänelle.

Poika: Minäkö?

Tyttö: Odotas, kenestä sinä pidät?

Poika: Hän ei pidä minusta...

Tyttö: Kuinka sinä voit tietää sen?

Poika: Minä vain voin.

Tyttö: No kerro hänelle.

Poika: Mitä minun pitäisi sanoa?

Tyttö: Kerro hänelle miten paljon hänestä tykkäät!

Poika: Minä kerron sen päivittäin.

Tyttö: Mitä sinä tarkoitat?

Poika: Olen aina hänen kanssaan. Rakastan häntä.

Tyttö: Tiedän mitä tunnet. Minulla on sama ongelma. Mutta hän ei ikinä tykkäisi minusta.

Poika: Voi, hänkään ei tykkää minusta.

Tyttö: Kyllä tykkää.

Poika: Mistä sinä tiedät...?

Tyttö: Kuka sinusta nyt ei tykkäisi?

Poika: Sinä.

Tyttö: Olet väärässä, rakastan sinua.

Poika: Rakastan sinua myös.

Tyttö: Joten aiotko mennä puhumaan hänelle?

Poika: Juurihan minä puhuin.

Koska luit tämän viestin, sinä saat perjantainan sudelman elämäsi rakkaudelta.

ÄLÄ RIKO KETJUA!!

Ihastuksesi pyytää sinua ulos.
Huominen tulee olemaan elämäsi paras päivä.
Kuitenkin, jos et kopioi tätä päiväkirjaasi sinun elämäsi on tuhoon tuomittu rakkauden puolesta
Kirjoita

Oletko koskaan tippunut portaat takaperin?
- en ole tippunu.

Oletko koskaan ollut kaverillasi ja ollu nälissäsi koko ajan?
- Olen ollut.

Oletko koskaan löytänyt enemmän kuin euron jostain satunnaisesta paikasta?
- Olen loytänyt.

Kun ystäväsi poistuu elämästäsi juoksetko hänen peräänsä vai annatko vain mennä?
- riippuu vähä...

Milloin viimeksi nauroit?
- kapes eilen

Mitä teet kun puhelinmyyjä soittaa?
- emt

Olisiko elämä samanlaista ilman alkoholia?
- no empä tiä..

Pystyisitkö olemaan viikon pesemättä hiuksiasi pelastaaksesi rakastettusi?
- kaip..

Uskotko tämän hetkisten lemmikkiesi olevan hengissä vielä 10 vuoden päästä?
- en tiiä, koska ei oo lemmikejä.

Milloin olit viimeksi vaahtokylvyssä?
- joskus sillon vuonna nakki....

Tiedätkö ketään kenen nimi on Dennis?
- en

Mitä söit viimeksi?
- purkkaa

Missä lemmikkisi on nyt?
- ei oo

5 asiaa jotka olet tehnyt tänään?
- kattonu summeri ja täydelliset naiset,datannu,meikannu,laittanu hiukset

Kuinka monta lasta haluat?
- emt....

Tämänhetkinen asusi?
- punamustaruutuhuppari ja siistit housut

Minkä väriset alusvaatteet sinulla on?
- en kerro.

Mitä teet huomenna?
- eemt

Tiedätkö onko sinulla ihailijoita?
- j kai

Onko sinulla ollut ystävää jonka nimi on Fred, Frank tai Felipe?
- ei

Minkä väriset hiukset sinulla on?
- vaaleen ruskeet

Mitä teit 10 minuuttia sitten?
- datasin

Oletko koskaan sanonut "Rakastan sinua" tarkoittamatta sitä?
- j

Oletko koskaan pitänyt henkilöstä joka seurustelee?
- siis salee oon..

Onko ystäväsi koskaan puukottanut sinua selkään?
- emt

Nautitko viime juhlistasi?
- emmä muista...

Uskotko aaveisiin
- en todellakaan lol....

Oletko syönyt popcornia viimeisen 48 tunnin aikana?
- en

Onko sinulla yli 20 läheistä ystävää?
- ehkä ja ehkä ei....

Oletko koskaan lukenut kokonaista kirjaa yhden päivän aikana?
- joo kakski..

Onko poliisi koskaan jahdannut sinua?
- joo..

Onko sinulla outoja nukkumistapoja?
- emt

Millon viimeksi nukuit järvessä?
- en harrasta

Nukutko mieluummin jonkun kanssa vai yksin?
- jonkun kanssa

Mikä satuttaa sinua nyt?
- hmm...

Mikä oli lempi poikabändisi?
- hmm....

Uskotko että OJ tappoi vaimonsa?
- en tiiä ees koko tyyppiä....

Christina Aguilera vai Britney Spears?
- Christina Aguilera

Tiedätkö miten pokeria pelataan?
- tiedän....

Oletko koskaan ollut hereillä 48 tuntia?
- en

Mikä on lempimainoksesi?
- emt

Mitä ruokaa syöt eniten?
- emt

Milloin viimeksi sinulla oli todella hauskaa?
- eilen

Oletko koskaan syönyt Suklaa Tacoa?
- en

The Boston Red Sox vai the New York Yankees?
- emt...

Kuinka usein muistat unesi?
- kaikki ehkä mitä oon nähny ja kokenu unissani....

Milloin viimeksi joit cappucinoa?
- on siit aikaa

Mikä on suurin pelkosi?
- emt

Mikä yksi asia on mielessäsi juuri nyt?
- poikaystävä

Oletko koskaan ollut rakastunut?
- todellaki<3

Pistätkö suolaa kalkkunaasi?
- e

Käytätkö aina turvavyötä?
- en aina...

Mikä on lempimakeisesi?
- aika moni....

Pidätkö banaaneista?
- emmä ny tiä

Oletko koskaan joutunut auto-onnettomuuteen?
- en

Mitä pidät yllä nukkuessasi?
- en kerro ; D

Tiedätkö miten pelataan biljardia?
- joo

Pidätkö kauhuelokuvista?
- joo...

Rakastatko todella jotakuta?
- juu

Bluegrass vai rap?
- räppi

Jos saisit maata julkisuuden henkilön kanssa, kuka se olisi?
- en kerro..

Jos saisit jotain haluamaasi mitä se olisi?
- siistei vaatteit ja kaikkee siistii..

Oletko koskaan laulanu peilin edessä?
- olen...

Kuka nukkui viimeksi vieressäsi?
- yksin nukuin

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1. missä tapasimme ensimmäisen kerran?
2. toinen nimeni?
3. kauanko ollaan tunnettu?
4. kuinka hyvin tunnetaan?
5. poltanko?
6. uskonko jumalaan?
7. ikäni?
8. syntymäpäiväni?
9. hiusten väri?
10. silmien väri?
11. olemmeko seurustelleet?
12. onko mulla sisaruksia?
13.kuka on lempi laulajani?
14. tunnetko ketään, joka olisi ihastunut muhun?
15. mitä teen mielelläni?
16. mikä on paras luonteenpiirteeni?
17. pidätkö mua ystävänäsi?
18. oletko koskaan nähnyt mun itkevän?
19. mihin kiinnitit huomiota kun tapasimme?
20. Jos Olemme seurustelleet voisitko kuvitella saman tapahtuvan uudestaan.?
21. Laulu joka kertoo minusta.
22. Kuinka tärkeä olen sinulle asteikolla 1-10.
23. Mitä luulet minun ajattelevan sinusta tällä hetkellä.?
24. Mikä minut saa nauramaan.?
25. Haluaisitko kertoa minulle jotain, mitä et luultavasti koskaan pysty kertomaan?

laita " <3<3 " jos rakastat mua,
laita " <3 " jos olen tärkeä
laita " : D " jos välität musta,
laita " : ) " jos ollaan vaan kavereita,
laita " :( " jos et pidä musta,
laita " >:( " jos vihaat mua

Kun olet vastannut tähän, lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, niin näet mitä mieltä muut ovat sinusta!

1.Nukkuisitko sohvalla vai kanssani sängyssä?
2.Nukkuisitko päällä, alla, vieressä vai siellä sohvalla?
3.Antaisitko minun nukkua rauhassa vai valvottaisitko koko yön?
4.Millä tavalla valvottaisit minua?
5.Luuletko onnistuvasi siinä?
6.Veisitkö tyynyni?
7.Jos minulla olisi kylmä niin saisitko minut lämpiämään?
8.Herättäisitkö minut aamulla ja millä tavalla?
9.Auttaisitko minua pesemään lakanat?
10.Tulisitko uudestaan yökylään? ;)