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Chris sighed. "Fine. I'll kiss him. But just so you know, I hate you two."

"We hate you, too." They said, grinning.

"How would you know that I kissed him?"

"Would you lie to us?"

"Yes."

They smirked. "You wouldn't. "

Chris grumbled. "Fine. I'll tell you when I kiss him."

"We'll give you a deadline—"

"No way!"

"Before midnight."

Chris rolled his eyes. "And what would happen if I didn't do it?"

"Kurt and Blaine get a sex scene."

Chris blushed. "You can't do that! Glee's on Fox!"

"Oh? Sex Is On Fire playing in the background," Brad smirked.

"It starts with extremely heavy making out,"

"And they both get their shirts off,"

"More heated kissing,"

"Hips rolling,"

"Then at some point in the song, only the top half of their body is shown, suggesting that they are having sex."

"And then near the end of the song, a close up on Kurt's face, with his eyes rolling back, his mouth an 'o', moaning Blaine's name. Then fade to black."

They smirked.

"Then we film it about 50 times because of angles and imperfect shots, and you will be the most turned on you have ever been and there is nothing you can do about it because we can't really make you two have sex on tape, just pretend, and probably painful sex. I mean, seriously. No lube or anything."

Chris was blushing heavily, just thinking of that. He was trying his best not to get turned on at the image.


yeah okay
that'd be, like, totally awesome and fukken great

Chris composed himself and let himself become Kurt, 'I know' Kurt said, sitting up excitedly, 'lets play a game. Okay, on the count of three, name your favourite 2010 Vogue cover' he desperately wished that Darren wouldn't screw up this time. 'You ready? 1, 2, 3-'

He turned to Darren excitedly saying 'Marion Cotillard! Oh my god!' as Darren turned to him and cried,

'REDVINES!'

'DARREN!'


fanfiction ♥

ei hitto nauran tääl

chriscolfer
Watching the news. How are animals still escaping from the zoo? We have hovercrafts but we can't invent a monkey-proof lock

DarrenCriss
@chriscolfer dude the monkeys want IN on the hovercrafts that's why they're busting loose. THAT'S the problem.

chriscolfer
@DarrenCriss Now I'm thinking of monkeys driving hovercrafts and being chased by zoo keepers. I've been laughing for hours, thanks DC.

:D:D:D:D:D:D i lolstenholme'd so bad

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG VIHDOINKIN


aaaaaaa mun aivot sulaa trolololol

*fangirlmoment*



awwawwawwaww kattokaa ny kui SOMAAAA ♥

aaa nää on kyl nii luotui yhtee :333


ja oaaa Chrisin ääni taas joku äärettömän upee ja oih Darren ja aaa sulan


vois kattoo viel Teenage Dreamin mut sit tosiaa nukkumaan ::D

You triflin',good for nothing type of brother
Silly me,why haven't I found another
A baller, when times get hard i need someone to help me out
insted of, a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about


Ah Darrennnn ♥ ja oaaa Chris kattelee sitä koko aja ja awwawwaww kui somaaaa


TAHDON KURT COBLAINEAAAA VAUHTIA TÖPPÖSIIN KÄSIKIRJOITTAJAT, KII-TOSSS !


oaaa huomen ruokiksel pitää kattoo muute tota uutta Gleetä jos se on jo tullu nettii sillo ja awwaww SIIING IT FOR THE WOOORLD nam ja monta wnb-Bieberiä yhyhy

siin on sit paras olla Kurt Coblaineaaaaa omnom