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Lisää tämä päiväkirjaasi 75 sekunnin sisällä, niin saat
uudenvuodenaattona suudelman ihastukseltasi. Jos et lisää tätä, saa
tuon suudelman joku vieressäsi seisova emoliisa, ja sinulla tulee
olemaan huono rakkausonni koko vuoden 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: A. Just bored and want to talk
B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
F. Male (horny) wants to talk with a guy
G. Male (horny) wants to talk with a girl
H. Female (horny) wants to talk with a guy
I. Female (horny) wants to talk with a girl
You: H
Stranger: k
Stranger: webcamera?
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: We're no strangers to love
You: you know the rules
You: and so do i
Stranger: k
Stranger: wanan cyber?
You: dude, u just got rickrolled on omegle. shame on you!
Stranger: yea, that fag Rick Astley's following me everywhere.
Stranger: Wanna cyber?


::D:D::D:::D:D
tuli mieleen toi kuva :D:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, im male 16 north carolina... u?
You: Hey there ;)
You: 18 female brasil (;
Stranger: cool, whats up
You: i'm a bit.. bored ;)
Stranger: lol, same here
You: u home alone? ;)
Stranger: yup =)
Stranger: u?
You: yeaah (;
You: you're pretty lucky to meet me ;)
Stranger: lol, why is that?
You: i'm horny (;
Stranger: oooo, well ur really lucky to meet me too =)
Stranger: lol
You: wanna see the best webcam striptease of your life? =p
You: no, waitt..
You: i dont know u yet =s
Stranger: :( i wish i could but i dont have a webcam...
Stranger: we cant talk first if u want
You: i do ;)
Stranger: can i still see u
Stranger: if i dont have one
You: offcourse
Stranger: ;)
You: fuck it, add my msn ;)
Stranger: haha, ok...
You: ownedbyatroll@gmail.com *;
You: ;)
Stranger: one sec babe
You: sure ;)
You: ps. i got a dick<3

Stranger: hi
You: heyy
You: how r u? =)
Stranger: hows it goin
Stranger: good
You: fine =)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where u from?
Stranger: ?
You: umm]
You: its kinda weird xD
Stranger: ok?
You: i was born in a hospital :s
You: you?
Stranger: haha im from NY
You: ok
You: here in brasil, everyone is born at home, so i was kind of special =0
Stranger: oh really?
You: yes
You: u know whats a troll?
Stranger: haha well in fantasy terms it is this large stupid ugly creature
You: Bingo!

Stranger: hi :D
You: heyy! :D
You: wassssup? =DD
Stranger: good and u?
You: great!
You: I just got laid!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: asl?
You: whats asl? :D:D
You: age sex and?
Stranger: location *-*
You: riiightt :D
You: umm.. Age: usually around 15 and 18 years old,
sex: yes, pretty often
location: it depends usually on the bed :o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

<3

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model, who thinks I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually I'd like to be doing that right now.

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1. Ruuan matka suusta vatsaan kestää 7 sekuntia.

2. Ihmisen hius kestää 3 kilon painolastin.

3. Miehen penis on kolme kertaa pidempi kuin peukalo.

4. Lonkkaluu on yhtä kovaa kuin sementti.

5. Naisen sydän lyö nopeammin kuin miehen sydän.

6. Ihmisen jalkapohjassa on noin sata miljardia bakteeria.

7. Nainen räpyttää silmiään kaksi kertaa nopeammin kuin mies.

8. Käytämme 300 lihasta vain pysyäksemme pystyssä.

9. Naiset ovat jo lukeneet tämän tekstin, mutta miehet tuijottavat vieläkin peukaloa.