IRC-Galleria

(Huom! Kirjoita korkeintaan kahdelle puolelle paperia)
1. Osaatko kirjoittaa? En. (rasti ruutuun)
2. Montako Y-kirjainta on sanassa Forssa? ______ kpl
3. 0+0= _____
4. Minkä värinen on vihreä? ______________
5. Keksi kirjaimella alkava sana. ______________
6. Kun nukut, mitä teet? ______________
7. Oletko aivan varma? ______________
8. Onko vaimosi naimisissa? ______________
9. Onko hän nainen? ______________
10. Oletko taaskaan aivan varma? ______________
11. Kerro Aku Ankan päähenkilön nimi
12. TAI kirjoita nimesi ISOILLA KIRJAIMILLA. ______________
13. Jeesus tulee. Oletko valmis? ______________
14. Onko autossa ratti? Vihje: on. ______________
15. Muistatko mitään? ______________
16. Onko meressä vettä? ______________
17. Itsensä ylitys kysymys: Kumpi ja Kampi tappeli. Kumpi voitti? ______________
18. Mikä on kynä?
a) kulkuneuvo
b) kirjoitusväline
c) koiran veli
19. Mikä oli Simeonin lasten isän nimi? ______________
20. Montako jalkaa on 0,0 metriä? ______________
21. Paljonko on yksi? ______________
22. Joko kuukautisesi ovat alkaneet? ______________
23. Pikkuisella Janilla on yksi omena. Miten hän jakaa sen keskenään? ______________
24. Montako sinua on? _____________

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10. Niillä on tissit.

Our sun is set, our day is done, I’m left here wondering
Is this the end, my final words to you
Day turned to night and now you’re gone, I’m left here pondering
Can this be true, are we really through

You were the wind beneath my wings, taught me how to fly
With you I lived among the kings, how could this ever die

So I say farewell, I’m yours forever,
And I always will be

We were one, we were all, we were the only
Future full of hope, nothing could stand in our way
But dreams can change, visions fall, I feel so lonely
I would walk through fire for just one more day

You were the angel of my life, taught me to be free
Now I’m a stranger in your eyes, walls are closing in on me


So I say farewell, I’m yours forever
And I always will be
Missing you, in my heart you are the one
And you always will be

When I turn to the east, I see no dawn,
But after darkness comes the light
And when I turn to the west, the silent night hides all
Where is the light that shines so bright


So I say farewell, I’m yours forever
And I always will be
Missing you, in my heart you are the one
And you always will be

Nah-nah-na ... and you always will be
Nah-nah-na ... and you always will be
And you always will be
My little one you are
And you always will be

I'm wearing thin, wearing out becoming weak,
Holding hands with this rope, she's my self-destructive.
Bleeding disease the things that makes it hard to breathe,
But if I shoved you far away
This addict just starved again, asphyxiated.


And now I see it's you
That's tearing me, ensnaring me
This is me dying in your arms,
I cut you out now set me free

Lynched high above what used to be
In her gallows built for me
So I escaped cut this noose around my,
Neck I break free to see the things you blinded me.
And I shoved you far away.
Now I live the life I dreamed of.
You're dead to me.


And now I see it's you
That's tearing me, ensnaring me
This is me dying in your arms,
I cut you out now set me free

And now I see it's you
That's tearing me, ensnaring me
This is me dying in your arms,
I cut you out now set me free

You poisoned my life
So I take this knife
And I cut you out
Cut you out


And now I see it's you
That's tearing me, ensnaring me
This is me dying in your arms,
I cut you out now set me free

And now I see it's you
That's tearing me, ensnaring me
This is me dying in your arms,
I cut you out now set me free

set me free

set me free

Merkki
W, N, F

Keksijä
Aatami

Atomipaino
Hyväksyttävissä 65 kilon tietämillä, mutta tiedetään vaihtelevan 45 ja 90 kilon välillä.

Esiintyy
Tiheinä keskittyminä kaupunkilaisalueilla.

Fyysiset ominaisuudet
Kiehahtaa pienimmästäkin syystä, muuttuu hyytäväksi ilman syytä. Sulaa käsiin jos käsitellään asiaankuuluvasti. Kitkerä väärinkäytettynä. Pintaa peittää yleensä erilaisten
kemikaalien sekoitus.

Kemialliset ominaisuudet
Reagoi hyvin herkästi joutuessaan tekemisiin kullan, hopean, platinan tai jalokivien kanssa. Pystyy absorboimaan suuria määriä hyväntuoksuisia nesteitä. Saattaa räjähtää spontaanisti jos jätetään yksin miehen seuraan. Reagoi hitaasti lämpimään nesteeseen upotettuna, mutta reagointiaika pienenee kohtuullisilla alkoholimäärillä. Vääntyy, mikäli painetta kohdistetaan oikeisiin paikkoihin.

Käyttötarkoitukset
Erittäin koristeellinen varsinkin kalliissa urheiluautoissa. Yksi parhaista rahavarantojenvähennysestereistä. Oikein kohdeltuna myös suuri apu rentoutumisessa, mutta väärin kohdeltuna suuri haitta yritettäessä rentoutua.

Tunnistetaan seuraavilla kokeilla
Punastuu yläposkista mikäli tavataan luonnollisessa asussaan. Muuttuu vihreäksi havaitessaan paremman näköisen lajitoverinsa.

Varoitukset
Erittäin vaarallinen kokemattomissa käsissä. On myös arveluttavaa ja laitonta omistaa enemmän kuin yksi kappale.

So you face it with a smile
There is no need to cry
For a trifle's more than this


Will you still recall my name
And the month it all began
Will you release me with a kiss


Have I tried to draw the veil
If I have, how could I fail
Did I fear the consequence


Dazed by careless words
Cosy in my mind


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


Now you shaped that liquid wax
Fit it out with crater cracks
Sweet devotion my delight


Oh, you're such a pretty one
And the naked thrills of flesh and skin
Would tease me through the night


Now I hate to leave you bare
If you need me I'll be there
Don't you ever let me down


Dazed by careless words
Cosy in my mind


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


And I touched your face
Narcotic mind from lazed Mary-Jane
And I called your name
Like an addicted to cocaine calls for the stuff he'd rather blame
And I touched your face
Narcotic mind from lazed Mary-Jane


And I called your name
My cocaine


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go


I don't mind
I think so
I will let you go

You better get ready cause you know we bout to go all night
We do what we do when were doin' it cause we doin' it right


It's just another night my brother's night I'm rollin' up a dub that's tight
Get smothered right you bustas better be shackled up to ya wife
We doos it right when we does it stay buzzin' with cousins
Thought I wasn't at that bar poppin' collars hollin' it's nothin'
We crushin' game sprinkle on dames commence to change thangs
Playin' brain games she addicted like dick was cocaine
Feelin' no pain unpredictable like the dope game
From here to Spokane sippin' liquor that's mixed with OJ


You better get ready cause you know we bout to go all night
We do what we do when were doin' it cause we doin' it right


Voce nao pode ver que estou falando agora
Se'ta escutando vamos para baile vamos embora
Se'ta escutando vamos quero fumar a maconia
Se'ta escutando vamos let's go to California
We hit Copacabana then we hit Ipanema
We touchin' down in the Mangueira where the thugs winnin'
We touchin' down in Cidade de deus where they sinnin'
We fill the stretch up with women and keep the wheels spinnin'


You better get ready cause you know we bout to go all night
We do what we do when were doin' it cause we doin' it right


They call me Knight Rider I do the damn thing
Looking for woman half black and Lebanese
At the poker table hit em' for a 100 G's
And you can find me early mornings in between the knees
Light green purple hairs once again it's on
High speedin' through these California streets gone
Hollar catch me if you can peddle to the floor
Had to go four in the morning now it's on


You better get ready cause you know we bout to go all night
We do what we do when were doin' it cause we doin' it right

ARVAA MIKÄ BIISI SAAT TIKKARIN !!! :)))

Klikkaa kymmenen satunnaista galleriasta ja laita niiden oletuksen kuvatekstit numeroiduille paikoille klikkailu järjestyksessä heittomerkkien väliin.

1. Heräsin tänään aamulla ja totesin: normaali kuosi
2. Toistelin: joku tälläinen räpsäytys
3. Sanoin luokkatoverilleni: nam nam
4. Sitten piti tehdä: Relax
5. Joka kerta kun oon kännissä sanon: Smurffi xD
6. Vaihdan ehkä oletuskuvani tekstiksi: Voitettiin muuten kaikki poniravit viimekaudella
7. Oon saletisti: na-nana-na
8. Kiljasin eilen kaupungilla:Quod est id
9. Ensivuoden tuleva mottoni on: olen nähnyt kölnin tuomiokirkon
10. Viimeiset sanani tulevat olemaan: hard rock hallelujah....=)'


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I only see the shadow of the man that I was before
Nothing real nothing anymore
Only hate in my eyes see red
I was living in a dream world
With you girl always by my side
You was there and I always tried
To give you everything you needed
Anything you wanted anything at all

Then came the day when I saw you
At the station he was there with you
You kissed him and hugged him
You stood there so happy
I dropped everything
I dropped our ring
But then you saw my face
And I saw your eyes
You ran over to me
Showered me with lies
I saw tears roll down your cheek
How could you damn I loved you

You said you were sorry
But what difference does it make
You were everything to me
But now I don't look your way
Cause you took it away
You were sorry
But those tears don't mean nothing now
You were everything to me
But now you're only a girl
Alone in this world

I only see the shadow of the man that I was before
Nothing real nothing anymore
Only hate in my eyes see red
You said that it was nothing
He was a friend and you said goodbye
Girl I know you I know you lie
And your friends told me more
More about him more about you
And I know you're lying cause I saw you
You said to me you went to work until around two
Instead you kissed him hugged him
You stood there so happy
I stood there alone and my heart was like stone

And then you saw my face
And I remember your eyes
Remember what you said remember all those lies
Remember tears rolled down your cheek
But I can't remember that I loved you

You said you were sorry
But what difference does it make
You were everything to me
But now I don't look your way
Cause you took it away
You were sorry
But those tears don't mean nothing now
You were everything to me
But now you're only a girl
Alone in this world