IRC-Galleria

MarttikseltaSunnuntai 23.09.2007 19:46

Katsele kuva-albumiani ja valitse sieltä yksi parhain/hauskin/kaunein kuva joka on
mielestäsi ylitse muiden tai vaan paras. Siis vain yksi kuva ja linkitä se päiväkirjaani.

Sen jälkeen lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja katso, mistä kuvasta muut pitävät eniten.



Niin, on siis tosi helppoa olla nainen; maata vain kotona ja syljeksiä
kattoon. Koko päivän. Kannattais useammankin miehen kokeilla!

Jaska oli tympääntynyt menemään töihin joka päivä kun hänen vaimonsa oli
kotona. Eräänä päivänä hän päätti, että vaimon on aika tietää, mitä hän
joutuu kärsimään. Joten hän rukoili: "rakas Jumala, joudun menemään joka
päivä töihin ja raatamaan kahdeksan tuntia sillä välin kun Sanna vain pysyy
kotona. Haluan hänen tietävän, mitä joudun käymään läpi hänen ja lasten
vuoksi. Voisitko mitenkään antaa meidän vaihtaa kehojamme, vaikka vain
päiväksi. Aamen."

Jumala toteutti suuressa viisaudessaan Jaskan toivomuksen. Seuraavana
aamuna Jaska heräsi Sannana. Hän haki lehden, teki aamiaisen perheelle,
herätti lapset, asetti kerho- ja kouluvaatteet esille, vahti pukeutumisen
ja aamupalan syömisen, pakkasi pienimmille lapsille eväät kerhon retkeä
varten, vei vanhimmat kouluun ja palasi nuorempien kanssa kotiin. Hän
laittoi pesukoneen pyörimään, vaihtoi pienimälle kuivat vaatteet
kastuneiden tilalle, keräsi kuivapesua vaativat vaatteet, vei ne pesulaan,
kävi vakuutusyhtiössä, vei pienemmät lapset kerhoon, kävi tekemässä
ruokaostokset ja ajoi kotiin. Hän purki ruokakassit, maksoi laskuja ja
tarkasti tiliotteen. Hän siivosi kissanhiekat ja pesi koiran, joka oli
kurannut itsensä takapihalla.

Kello oli jo yksi, joten hän sijasi kiireesti vuoteet, ripusti pyykit,
siivosi kylpyhuoneen, imuroi, pyyhki pölyt ja moppasi keittiön lattian.
Hän ajoi hakemaan lapsia koulusta ja kerhosta, keskusteli heidän kanssaan
päivän tapahtumista kotimatkan aikana, selvitti yhden riidan ja antoi
vanhimmalle luvan osallistua diskoon illalla. Kotona hän antoi lapsille
välipalaa, komensi heidät tekemään läksynsä, levitti silityslaudan ja
silitti edellisen päivän pyykit. Klo:16.00 hän alkoi laittaa ruokaa, pesi
perunat, laittoi ne kiehumaan ja pesi vihannekset salaattiin, leivitti
porsaanleikkeet ja paistoi ne.

Päivällisen jälkeen hän siisti keittiön, pisti astiat koneeseen, vei
vanhimman lapsen koululle diskoon. Paluumatkalla hän toimi erotuomarina
kahdelle nuorimmalle, jotka tappelivat takapenkillä. Kotiin päästyään hän
laittoi lapset kylpyyn, valmisti heille iltapalan, valvoi hampaiden pesun,
peitteli ja luki iltasadun. Sitten hän vei koiran lenkille, haki vanhimman
lapsen diskosta, antoi iltapalaa, kuunteli illan tapahtumia ja komensi
lapsen pesulle ja nukkumaan. Hän meni itsekin suihkuun ja kaatui sänkyyn.

Eihän hän tietenkään voinut kieltäytyä rakastelemasta, hänen oma
vartalonsahan sitä halusi, vaikka nykyinen keho olisikin nukkunut paljon
mieluummin. Seuraavana aamuna herättyään hän välittömästi rukoili
polvillaan sängyn vieressä: "Rakas Jumala, en ymmärrä, mitä oikein
ajattelin. Olin väärässä, kun kuvittelin Sannan olevan laiskana kotona
kaiket päivät. Ole niin kiltti ja anna meidän vaihtaa takaisin!" Jumala
vastasi suuressa viisaudessaan: "Poikani, minusta tuntuu, että opit
läksysi ja olen iloinen vaihtaessani tilanteen ennalleen. Sinun täytyy
vain odottaa yhdeksän kuukautta - tulit raskaaksi viime yönä."

Niin, on siis tosi helppoa olla nainen; maata vain kotona ja syljeksiä
kattoon. Koko päivän. Kannattais useammankin miehen kokeilla!

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 20.09.2007 12:02

Salilla tuli sitten käytyä <tuuletus>
Huomenna aamulla taas uudestaan
Kohta mä oon sellasessa kunnossa että pystyy hyvällä omallatunnolla syömään kinkkuu Jouluna <virne>

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 19.09.2007 18:42

Näillä näkymin nyt sitten opinnäytetyön esitys ois 2.10, arviointi 10.10 eli niihin aikoihin mun pitöis sitten valmistua <tuuletus>

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 19.09.2007 18:38

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 18.09.2007 21:02

mitä sinä sanoisit?

Annan sinulle mahdollisuuden sanoa YHDEN sanan. Se on viimeinen sana mitä voit minulle koskaan sanoa. Sen jälkeen et voi sanoa minulle mitään, koskaan.
Minkä sanan sinä sanoisit?

Vastauksesi jälkeen kopio tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, ja katso mitä muut sinulle sanoisivat


[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 18.09.2007 18:14

Valmis on, valmis on, valmis on!!!! <tuuletus>
Nyt on sitten opinnäytetyö kokonaisuudessaan valmis. Saa nähä mitä opettaja huomenna sanoo tosta versiosta, kuinka paljon sitä joutuu muokkaamaan ja joutuuko jotain kirjottamaan vielä lisää. Ainut mä tiedän että fontit sun muun sivujen asetukset on päin puuta, mut ne pystyy onneks sitten muuttamaan kuhan saan tarkat ohjetteet miten niitten pitää olla. Jippii!!!!!

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 18.09.2007 16:27

Vähän lisäilin mun opinnäytetyöhön kappaleita. Hyvällä mallilla alkaa olemaan. 3 kappaletta kirjottamatta + loppusanat. Sitten se on siinä. Mä nyt tässä kovasti koitan et saisin kirjotettua sen tänään, kun huomenna pitää mennä näyttämään sitä koululle ja ois paljon kivempaa jos se ois sillon jo valmiina. Niin ei tarttis sitten enää miettiä kun muokkaukset siihen ja toivonmukaan pääsis sen sitten pian esittämään. Ei enää millään jaksais pitkittää tätä opiskelua. Tahtoo takas töihin!!!!

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 18.09.2007 00:44

Jaahas, tää tyttö päätti sitten kuitenki alkaa käymään siellä kuntosalilla vaikka meinasin perua jo koko jäsenyyden.
Sattu niin kiva homma et kaveri käy samalla salilla ja mennäänki heti torstai aamuna seittemältä sinne jo rehkimään. Ei onneks tartte ihan ekalla kerralla mennä yksinään. Paljon mukavampaa ku on ainakin aluks joku jonka kanssa menee ja joka tuntee ja tietää talon tavat ja paikat. Ei tartte yksinään seikkailla siellä <virne>

Haaste AngelicaltaLauantai 15.09.2007 00:42

Kerron mitkä viisi tavaraa (ei asiat eikä ihmiset) minulle on tärkeimpiä kun saan tämän haasteen.

Tämän jälkeen valitsen seuraavat viisi ihmistä, jotka haastan tekemään saman perästä.

Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä.

Ilmoitan ne viisi henkilöä haasteen lopuksi ja käyn ilmoittamassa haasteesta heidän kommenttilaatikkoihinsa.

1. kännykkä
2. tietokone
3. lompakko
4. röökit
5. avaimet

mä en jaksa haastella ketään