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Vedonlyönnit A.L.A Melissa:

Mä: Lyödään kahest eurost vetoo et kuka voittaa mestaruuden formulois!
Meri: Ok. Alonso.
Mä: Hamilton.

Mä: Lyyään vetoo et kuka voittaa formulois?!
Suvi: Ok. Jos mä voitan ni sä laitat Jekin kahen kuukauden ajan aina kuntoon.
Mä: Okei ja jos mä voitan ni sä huollat Santon varusteet joka viikko kuukauden ajan! Kuka?
Suvi: Räikkönen.
Mä: Hamilton.

JUMALAUTA JA RÄIKKÖNEN ON MAAILMAN MESTARI!!!!!!!!!!!

Pistetilanne:
Kimi Räikkönen : 110p
Fernando Alonso : 109p
Lewis Hamilton : 108p

No, onnee silti Räikköselle ja pääasia oli, et Ferrari oli pääjuttu :D Tiimimestaruuskin meni Ferrarille<3

Ainii! Saan tankata sitä Ferraribensaa mun skoopperiin =D

A = 1 € B = 2 € C = 3 € D = 4 €
E = 5 € F = 6 € G = 7 € H = 8 €
I = 9 € J = 10 € K = 11 € L = 12 €
M = 13 € N = 14 € O = 15 € P = 16 €
Q = 17 € R = 18 € S = 19 € T = 20 €
U = 21 € V = 22 € W = 23 € X = 24 €
Y = 25 € Z = 26 € Å = 27 € Ä = 28 €
Ö = 29 €

M= 13e
E= 5e
L= 12e
I= 9e
S=19e
S= 19e
A= 1e

78e

KRR ;DDDD

Alkoholisti
[x] Lantraan viinaa mehuun jne.
[ ] En lantraa, raakana menee!
[ ] Juon kavereitten kans joka viikonloppu..
[] ..tai vähintään joka toinen
[ ] Juon usemmin kuin joka viikonloppu
[x] Kännissä on hauskaa!
[] Koulussa sain/saan aina kutosia kutosen perään..
[ ] Lopetin koulun kesken koska kouluun ei saanut ottaa alkoholia mukaan
[x] Jos juon, niin juon kunnolla kans sitten!
[ ] Juon viikollaki
3/10

Fruittari
[x] En ikinä laita hiuksiani, joten ne ovat aina sekaisin, eli aina hyvännäköiset!
[ ] Oon värjänny yli 30 kertaa hiukset
[ ] Käytän hikinauhoja, puuhelmiä, tai rukousnauhoja 24/7
[x] Vyö ei oo sen takia että housut pysyis ylhäällä, vaa sen takii ku se on nii hieno!
[ ] Farkuista on pakko olla puntit ylöspäin
[ ] Kenkien on pakko olla LACOSTEA !
[ ] En kuuntele muita kuin listahittejä.
[ ] Viikonloppuna ainoastaan ryypätään
[ ] ..ei, vaan isketään muijia/jätkiä!
[ ] Paitojen on pakko olla värikkäitä
2/10

Kapinallinen
[x] Vanhemmat määräilee mua liikaa!
[ ] Systeemi ei toimi!
[ ] Asuisin mielummin jossai etelän banaanivaltios ku Suomes!
[x] Roskat on pakko heittää maaha, ketä ne siin muka haittaa?
[ ] Heitän roskat jopa sillon maahan, vaikka roskis olisi vieressä
[x ] Kävelen punaisia päin..
[/] vaikka tulisi autoja
[x] Valtavirta saa mun karvatki pystyy!
[x] Merkkivaatteita mul ei oo, vastustan valtavirran painostamista
[x] Koulu on pelkkä kidutuslaitos lapsille!
6½/10

Pissis
[ ] Sidukka on parast alkoholijuomaa
[ ] Pinkki on pakollist vaatteis
[ ] Matti Nykäsen suurin saavutus on Matti-elokuva
[ ] No daa!
[ ] Muisti menee joka ryyppyiltana
[ ] Poppi on parast!
[x] Juorulehet on just best!
[ ] KUKAAN EI RAKASTUA MUA! :(((((((((
[ ] Kimalle on ihQ!
[x] Juon ja poltan
2/10

Pelimies
[ ] Perjantai illat vietän VIP-bileis
[] NUPIT KAAKKOON!
[x] Ammun raketit kädestä...
[x] ..senkin takia koska se on vaarallista!
[ ] Kourin aina hitaissa
[x] Armeija on pakolline!
[ ] Aurinkolasit on vaan sen takia että ne näyttävät hyvältä
[ ] Mieluiten juon tuopin kuin jonkun drinkin
[x] Ryyppäämistä ei lopeteta koskaan!
[ ] En syö ikinä kasviksia
4/10

Vihreä
[ ] Reilunkaupan tuotteet rocks!
[x ] Kirpputorit pakollisia (hyviä löytäjä usein)
[ ] Käyn aina mielenosoituksissa
[x] Turkistarhaus pitäisi lopettaa
[ ] En syö lihaa (en syö punaista lihaa)
[ ] Olen kasvissyöjä
[ ] Armeija pitäisi poistaa
[x ] Maapallon suurin uhka on ilmastonmuutos
[ ] Marijuana pitäisi laillistaa
[x ] Joukkoliikenne kunniaan!
3/10

Hyvä ihminen
[ ]Autan ihmisiä kadun yli
[x] Mielipiteeni eivät riipu siitä missä seurassa olen
[ ] Jos tarjoilija antaa liian paljon takaisin, huomautan asiasta heti hänelle
[x] Pidän salaisuudet visusti itselläni (muiden ihmisten)
[ ] Jos suutun, kätken sen
[ ] Toivon aina että ystäväni voittaisi Ässä-arvalla vaikken itse voittaisi
[x] Jotkut elokuvat saavat minut hyvälle tuulelle
[ ] En kiroile
[ ] En auo päätä ikinä kenellekkään
[ ] Pidän kaikki lupaukset toisille
3/10

Amis
[ ] Omistan auton
[ ] Siinä on joko karvanopat, wunderbaum, tai tummennetut takalasit
[ ] Olen ajanut korttelirallia
[ ] Käärin ite sätkät
[ ] Olen valmistanut laittomia alkoholijuomia
[ ] Amispop never stop
[ ] Tiedän yli viisi samaa tarkoittavaa sanaa sanalle "polttoaine"
[ ] Käytän rikkinäisiä farkkuja
[x] Luen auton myynti-ilmoituksia
[x] Olen ryypännyt autossa
2/10

Kyylä
[ ] Huomauttelen ihmisille jos he kävelevät päin punaisia
[ ] Olen pitänyt päiväkirjaa jonkun toisen elämästä
[ ] Olen tehnyt paljon kirjallisia valituksia elämäni aikana
[ ] Olen kirjoittanut jollekkin huomautuksen (esim. laittanut lapun postilaatikkoon)
[ ] Olen seurannut naapurieni elämää ikkunasta yli 15 min. putkeen
[ ] Olen käskenyt jonkun olemaan esim. kirjastossa hiljaa
[ ] Olen viimeisen kahden viikon sisällä pistänyt korvani jonkun ovea vasten, jotta kuulisin mitä siellä puhutaan
[x] Katson tosi-tv ohjelmia
[ ] Juoruan muiden asioista säännöllisesti
[ ] Olen lukenut luvatta jonkun päiväkirjaa
1/10

Psykopaatti
[x] Petyn yleensä elokuvien loppuratkaisuihin
[ ] ..se johtuu siitä että olin "roistojen" puolella
[x] Joskus minusta tuntuu siltä että minua seurataan
[x] Muut ihmiset eivät ymmärrä minua
[ ] Olen suunnitellut huolellisesti että voisin tappaa jonkun, vaikka minulla ei ole ollut aikomusta tehdä sitä
[ ] Poliisit tahtovat vain pahaa
[ ] Muut ihmiset pelkäävät minua
[ /] Kiroilen joka toisen sanan perään
[ ] Ydinsotaa olisi hauska seurata tv:stä
[x ] Hymyilen juuri nyt ilman syytä

4½/10

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My Chemical Romance - It's Not A Fashion Statement It's a Fucking Deathwish

For what you did to me,
And what I'll do to you,
You get, what everyone else gets,
You get a lifetime!

Let's go!

Do you remember back then when we met,
You told me this gets harder,
Well it did!
Been holding on forever,
Promise me that when I'm gone, you'll kill my enemies.
The damage you've inflicted, temporary wounds
I'm coming back from the dead
And I'll take you home with me,
I'm taking back the life you stole.

We never got that far,
This helps me to think all through the night.
Bright lights that, won't kill me now, or tell me how,
Just you and I, your starless eyes remain.

Hip hip hooray for me, you talk to me, but would you kill me in my sleep?
Lay still like the dead,
From the razor to the rosary,
We could lose ourselves,
And paint these walls in pitchfork red.

I will avenge my ghost with every breath i take,
I'm coming back from the dead and I'll take you home with me,
I'm taking back the life you stole.

This hole you put me in,
Wasn't deep enough,
And I'm climbing out right now.
You're running out of places to hide from me.
When you go,
Just know that I will remember you.
If living was the hardest part,
We'll then one day, be together.
And in the end we'll fall apart,
Just like the leaves change in colors.
And then I will be with you,
I will be there one last time now.

When you go,
Just know that I will remember you!

I've lost my fear of falling...I will be with you,
I will be with you!

Maarit:
Sä tiiät kumminkin että Santto on vanha.

Mää:
Joo mut kun ei se oo niin yksin kertasta luopuu siitä.

Maarit:
Mulla ois ehdotus. Tai en voi vaihtaa Santtoo Arskaan mutta jos toisit Santon tänne niin se ois meillä ylläpidossa ja Arska oisi sulla.

Mää:
Niin no.. Mut.. Joo voin miettii.

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TARVIIN APUANNE!
WHAT I DO?
Rakastan kumpaakin hevosta mutta mitä teen! Mä oon niin niin sekasin nyt..

Oppimaan Oppimisen tunnilla.

Opettaja: Anaalisoi tehtävä.

Anaalisoi?! Kenen anaali soi?

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Ei oo helppoo olla lähihoitaja -.-'

Werard Gay sanoo:
Kisamanegeriksi?

wewe^^ sanoo:
koska

Werard Gay sanoo:
27.10

wewe^^ sanoo:
selvä minne mennää

Werard Gay sanoo:
Laakspohjaan

wewe^^ sanoo:
koulukisat santol

Werard Gay sanoo:
Jeap

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JOTEN... Uskotteko että oli sattumaa?

wewe^^ sanoo:
Perkele kun joku ei vastaa!

Werard Gay sanoo:
Mitä asiaa sul sit oli?

wewe^^ sanoo:
arskalle tuli jo yksi kiinnostunut kokenut ihminen joka on kisannu kansallisel tasol ja se tulee kattoo arskaa jo vkl

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Turn away
If you could get me a drink
Of water cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me
In all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers, still,
I will not kiss you, (O-Ooo)
Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you.