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1. You constantly re-read Twilight and New Moon just to picture him in your mind.
2. You compare people you see to him
3. Suddenly you want a man who can play the piano, run really fast, lift cars, and is sensitive to the thoughts of people around him.
4. It's your life-long dream to visit Forks, Washington.
5. Whenever someone talks trash about Edward you tell them off and nearly bring them to tears when your friends join in
6. You daydream about becoming a vampire and living forever with Edward.
7. You obsess about meeting him and then you're put out when you remember he's a fictional character,
8. You're in denial that he is in fact fictional
9. You get annoyed by non-Twilight readers who have never heard of Edward Cullen and insist that they read it and never give up until they do.
10. You start to dream about him and half hope that he will come in through your window.
11. You'd hug a rock over a warm dog anyday to support vampires over werewolves
12. You fantasize about marrying Edward and naming your children after him.
13. If Bella doesn't marry Edward in Breaking Dawn, then you fully volunteer.
14. Sometimes you make decisions based on "What would Edward do..."
15. You hate Mike.
16. You wish Emmett was your big brother.
17. You think Jessica Stanley is "unoriginal".
18. You prefer men who literally sparkle in the sun.
19. You've developed a taste for silver Volvos and cars in general.
20. You create Facebook groups about him.
21. You belong to way too many Edward/Twilight Facebook groups.
22. You'd jump off a cliff to hear his voice.
23. You're unhealthfully looking forward to Edward's version of Twilight
24. You're sure it will be your favorite in the series by far, based on the sole fact that it will be from Edward's point of view.
25. You are fiercely opposed to the Bella/Jacob relationship only because you know it will make Edward sad.
26. You look up to Carlisle.
27. In fact, you believe Carlisle to be the Twilight version of Dumbledore. (except for the fact some believe Dumbledore was a little light in his loafers and Carlisle is not)
28. You think of Esme and Carlisle as your second set of parents.
29. You're sensitive to blood.
30. You don't have a problem with putting yourself in danger because you're confident Edward will save you.
31. You loathe Jane.
32. You find his formal, polite articulate endearing.
33. You've developed a fondness for mountain lions.
34. You've become snotty towards Tyler.
35. Your favorite gemstone is topaz.
36. You admire his wit and humor.
37. You wish you could stay seventeen forever.
38. You love cloudy days only because you might see Edward
39. You can appreciate Debussy.
40. You're thinking of going to college in Alaska.
41. The ripping of 60 inch plasma screen TV's is not surprising to you.
42. You are probably more thankful than you should be for the outbreak of the Spanish influenza in 1918.
43. He's the new Leonardo DiCaprio.
44. He's just so damn gorgeous.
45. You cannot fathom how anyone could resist marrying Edward.
46. You walk, talk, breathe, and dream Edward.
47. When the Special Edition of New Moon came out, you went straight to Borders the first chance you could get and asked the lady who works there if they had any and when she said no you almost busted an artery but then calmed down when you saw about a dozen of them on a shelf - about 10 feet away.
48. You won't give up. EDWARD IS REAL!!
49. Even though Edward is supposed to have bronze hair, you personally picture him with dark hair, contrary to what the book says (except me!!)
50. During your summer vacation, you visit Chicago because it's where Edward was born.
51. You compare your lab partner to Edward and shake your head to their incompetence
52. Whenever your friends are talking about guys, you bring up Edward and the whole conversation centers him
53. Human boys are severely lacking
54. Whenever you hear the name "Edward" you immediately turn to see then are disappointed when its a human boy
55. You'd give up your whole life in a heartbeat to be with Edward forever...
56. Ypu'd give up your heartbeat for a whole life with Edward Cullen...
57. If you began doing drugs, you would start with heroin because Edward used it in an analogy
58. You prefer eclipses over sunlight anyday