The real reason why finnish do like cold and colder
+15'C/59'F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting tan.
+10'C/50'F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5'C/41'F
Italian cars won't start. The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0'C/32'F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5'C/23'F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10'C/14'F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20'C/-4'F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30'C/-22'F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40'C/-40'F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50'C/-58'F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finns army pstpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60'C/-76'F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70'C/-94'F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183'C/-297'F
Microbes in food don't survive. Rhe Finnish cows complain that the farmers hands are cold.
-273'C/-459'F
All atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300'C/-508'F
Hell freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision Song contest.
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