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Suomi Finland PerkeleTorstai 24.11.2011 04:30

+15°C
It doesn't get warmer than this in Finland, so let's start here: The Spanish put on winter jackets, hats and mittens. The Finns sunbathe.

+10°C
The French are desperately trying to get the central heating going in their houses. The Finns are planting flowers in their gardens.

+5°C
Italian cars refuse to start. The Finns are cruising in cabs.

0°C
Distilled water freezes. The water in the Vantaa River gets a little thicker.

-5°C
People in California are almost freezing to death. The Finns are grilling sausages in their gardens.

-10°C
The English turn on the heating in their houses. Finns put on warmer clothes.

-20°C
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns stop celebrating Midsummer; autumn is here!

-30°C
In Greece people die of hypothermia. The Finns hang up their clothes indoors to dry.

-40°C
Paris resembles something from The Day After Tomorrow. The Finns are queuing by the hot dog stand.

-50°C
The polar bears start to evacuate the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter suvival training course, waiting for real winter weather!

-60°C
Santa's village freezes over. The Finns rent dvds and stay indoors.

-70°C
Santa flees to the south. The Finns complain about not being able to keep their vodka in the basement. The Finnish army goes on their winter survival training course.

-183°C
The microorganisms in food cannot survive any longer. The Finnish cows complain about the farmers' hands being cold.

-273°C
All atombased movement stops. The Finns start saying "perkele, it's cold today!"

-300°C
Hell freezes over. The Finns win the Eurovision Song contest

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